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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Of churches and tornadoes
    #8034352 - 02/17/08 11:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I have no links.

Scenario 1: An entire town is torn apart by a tornado except for the local church.

Pastor: This is not just a coincidence. Prayer and the power of God spared his holy house.


Scenario 2: An entire town is torn apart by a tornado including the local church.

Pastor: God tests us all. We shall get together in the empty lot for service as God is in our hearts and not in a building.


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8035440 - 02/17/08 09:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

What about Scenario 3? The town is torn apart by a tornado including the Pastor's house.

What will the pastor say?


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #8035542 - 02/17/08 09:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

DAMN YOU, GOD! This is my reward for years of faithful service?


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8035566 - 02/17/08 09:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:yesnod: :lol:


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #8035620 - 02/17/08 09:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Again, no links - sorry.

Years ago there was a catastrophe that befell some sort of 'occult' school. Many fundamentalist Christians rubbed their hands with glee. "This is punishment for following the devil's path."

When a damn burst and flooded a Christian college in Tacoa Falls, Georgia killing several members and faculty and destroying some buildings, the fundamentalists said: " _ _ _ ..."

*you fill in the blanks*


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8035634 - 02/17/08 09:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It was the terrerists!


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #8035674 - 02/17/08 09:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It was the usual.

"This is merely a test from God and gives the community a chance to pull together to rebuild the school. Look at God's love coming forth in the form of contributions."


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8035687 - 02/17/08 09:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
When a damn burst and flooded a Christian college in Tacoa Falls, Georgia killing several members and faculty and destroying some buildings, the fundamentalists said: " _ _ _ ..."
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*you fill in the blanks*




Heh....!
It was the damn dam....


>^;;^<


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8035694 - 02/17/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I broke the dam :smirk:


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #8035701 - 02/17/08 09:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You are satan? :satan:


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Re: Of churches and tornadoes [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8037404 - 02/18/08 10:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Scenario 4: Only the church is devastated.

Answers: God wants us to rebuild the church more precious and glorious ! :lol:


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