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Sell Your Soul
Nutmeg shaman



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Just tell your boss/supervisor tomorrow that your sister thought it would be funny to spike the morning orange juice with acid. Who knows - you may even get the day off tomorrow - with pay!
You may not have an actual sister, or even one who knows about acid, but why would they bother to check this?
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Apollyphelion
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I do have a sister, probably doesn't know about acid, and I do drink orange juice!
Although your accuracy has been proven to be better than Miss Cleo's, I really can't as I work with essentially all friends, so I'd screw their day offs.
D*nkin' Donuts are cheap mother fuckin' bitches. I work for peanuts. And trade those peanuts for Acid.
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Edited by Apollyphelion (02/17/08 11:23 AM)
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PinballWizard
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Re: SUNDAY, Good Morning [Re: KaptKid]
#8034327 - 02/17/08 11:25 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have to write a 2,000-5,000 word sci-fi short story and make 25 copies of it for Wednesday. I am hoping to get it done today so I will have ample time for the copies.
Any ideas? I'm thinking about a junkie, but I don't know where the science fiction fits in.
Edited by PinballWizard (02/17/08 11:38 AM)
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Apollyphelion
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Write about a command officer who has an important job maintaining a special warp reactor that holds together space and time while the ship is travelling through hyperspace, and through his hidden addiction through some drug, his work slowly degrades and mutates and warps things as he slowly descends into darkness and madness.
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Sell Your Soul
Nutmeg shaman



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One example could be an opening to a void, located in an unsuspecting location, like a man-hole. Once through the void, ordinary products, like baking flour, become as active and addicting as heroin, thus turning someone into a junkie. If they come back through the void, it reverts back to ordinary flour.
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PinballWizard
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Quote:
andyistic said: One example could be an opening to a void, located in an unsuspecting location, like a man-hole. Once through the void, ordinary products, like baking flour, become as active and addicting as heroin, thus turning someone into a junkie. If they come back through the void, it reverts back to ordinary flour.
"I have long hair, and see, people associate long hair with drug use. I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use, like 'an extreme longing for cake'. People would see a guy with long hair and say "damn, that fucker eats cake, he's on bundt cake". Mothers telling their daughters "don't bring the cake-eater over here anymore, he smells like flour. Did you notice how his eyes widened when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"
-Mitch Hedberg
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razmablues
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just write about a junkie who gets lost in space whose ultimate goal is to find some alien-heroin.
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Apollyphelion
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Re: SUNDAY, Good Morning [Re: razmablues]
#8034363 - 02/17/08 11:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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