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Offlinerawtoxic
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my horrible valentines days`
    #8026031 - 02/15/08 06:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I was dating until last night a young very good looking young lady. Pretty much a solid 9 a hottie right, we have been dating 2 months, anyways her and I had sex our second date, much of it her doing by insisting on coming home with me and then getting nude in my bed and begging for it, anyways thats usually not my style but I obliged she's hot and ready to go and I'm a man can't help it.

Well last night she tells me we're done having sex until marriage now all of sudden - I was so overtaken I was like "well go get in the car I'm taking you home lets forget about dinner, let's forget about all this" She tried to flip this on me saying a real gentleman would have denied her the first time, that if I really loved and cared for her I would be ok with this. we've been have sex for 2 months solid taken romantic get away vacations, she begs me to fuck her all day when I'm working at the house, I mean this chick is horny like 5x a day is not enough for her. I would be OK with this had this been the plan all along but WTF you put out and say NO MORE WTF WTF WTF?

Please give me some assurance that I'm not the crazy one here.


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026035 - 02/15/08 07:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2: girls are ridiculous. i recently met a girl who i really thought was special, only to find out that she's a cunt like every other girl i've ever met


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026036 - 02/15/08 07:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That is fucked up and you are not crazy. You don't think she would have caved in a few weeks/ months?


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026037 - 02/15/08 07:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I don't know what it is, but she definitely has an agenda here.

Maybe testing you to see if you really love her or if it's just about the sex.  :shrug:


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026040 - 02/15/08 07:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Make sure she isn't pregnant or something. Doesn't make much sense for a girl of her sexual caliber to just stop wanting sex.


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026042 - 02/15/08 07:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it seems like she's testing you, like to see if you're only going out with her for the sex. actually, i'm pretty sure that's what she's doing. if you like her then go along with it for a few weeks just to prove it to her.


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026044 - 02/15/08 07:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

no sex until marriage (now that she says so) = owns you


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #8026051 - 02/15/08 07:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Caribou_Lou said:
it seems like she's testing you, like to see if you're only going out with her for the sex. actually, i'm pretty sure that's what she's doing. if you like her then go along with it for a few weeks just to prove it to her.



Shouldn't he be the one testing her? I mean, she's the one begging for the sex, not him.


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #8026052 - 02/15/08 07:07 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Caribou_Lou said:
it seems like she's testing you, like to see if you're only going out with her for the sex. actually, i'm pretty sure that's what she's doing. if you like her then go along with it for a few weeks just to prove it to her.




Right. She's obviously the type that likes to play games. She was testing your reactions to get kicks. Maybe she realizes she's a nine and can get another guy any time anyways. Sorry bro, but I say you can do better.


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: Ferris]
    #8026058 - 02/15/08 07:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hahahaha fuck her, i would have straight dropped her and went bye bye lulz


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: ohmatic]
    #8026066 - 02/15/08 07:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

lol. I love when bitches think theyre the ones calling the shots. Sounds like that reality check will either straiten her up or send her on her way.


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: Ferris]
    #8026068 - 02/15/08 07:15 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My whole deal is WHY WOULD SHE NOT TEST ME FROM THE BEGINNING? I told her I care, I spend lots of time for her, I filled out job applications for her, I vouched for her, she was a princess.

I told her, I'm fine with stepping back not having sex for a month or two and evaulating our relationship/friendship but explained that I plan on spending 2-3 years with someone before marriage and don't want that time to be sex free.

My mindset before was considering dumping her because she wouldn't do oral, that was the nail in her coffin.

Anyways I dumped the bitch to the curb don't have time for these games. Actually I feel bad I didn't make her walk home.


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InvisibleJPMorgan

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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: ohmatic]
    #8026070 - 02/15/08 07:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ohmatic said:
hahahaha fuck her, i would have straight dropped her and went bye bye lulz



That makes no sense whatsoever.


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026072 - 02/15/08 07:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hopefully those loads I shot in her don't amount to anything DOH!


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: Irdamage]
    #8026076 - 02/15/08 07:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I say turn the tables on her. Agree to it and 2 days later when she's horny and begging for it, tell her no.

If she's that hot she won't be used to guys turning her down. One of two things will happen, either you'll have her hooked or she'll go screw someone else. It's a gamble.


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026077 - 02/15/08 07:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like you're better off without her around.


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026080 - 02/15/08 07:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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rawtoxic said:

She tried to flip this on me saying a real gentleman would have denied her the first time, that if I really loved and cared for her I would be ok with this.




Bullshit.

Get rid of her.

Trust me, you don't want somebody that is going to manipulate you like that.


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Offlinerawtoxic
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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: JPMorgan]
    #8026081 - 02/15/08 07:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

JPMorgan said:
Quote:

ohmatic said:
hahahaha fuck her, i would have straight dropped her and went bye bye lulz



That makes no sense whatsoever.



made perfect sense to me.

that's what I did

ohm sup long time bro


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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026084 - 02/15/08 07:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

If she makes you wait trying to be old fashioned then be old fashioned in your own way.. tell her to get her ass in the kitchen and cook.

Or just tell her you ain't gonna buy shit when you go out... she's gotta foot her own bill. muahahah


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InvisibleJPMorgan

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Re: my horrible valentines days` [Re: rawtoxic]
    #8026086 - 02/15/08 07:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I was referring to the sentence. It contradicts itself.


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