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Anonymous #1

V-day
    #8023050 - 02/14/08 04:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This Valentines Day I was dumped for some other guy. And I let the bitch get away with it all smooth and civil.

Everyone is getting all :heart: on this day and I'm here being fucking angry just so I won't feel the loneliness and hurt.

I'm ready to curb-stomp St. Valentine.


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Anonymous #2

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8023408 - 02/14/08 05:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Fart on my face.


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Anonymous #3

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8023543 - 02/14/08 05:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

What a bitch. Man, I'm getting pissed off just reading that.

You should never talk to her again and take a dump on her driveway.


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Anonymous #2

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8023706 - 02/14/08 06:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Fart on my face.




I just realized you're a guy. I retract my statement.


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Anonymous #4

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8023917 - 02/14/08 06:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Go play some video games or anything to get your mind off it.

No movies - too many happy couples.


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Anonymous #5

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8024102 - 02/14/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This day is complete and utter bullshit. Why would you take paprt in this bullshit in any way shape or form? HUH!?!?! Answer me!


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Anonymous #6

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8024184 - 02/14/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I spent the day masterbating in the park with my eyes closed


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Anonymous #7

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8024455 - 02/14/08 08:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

so in other words you spent the day masterbating in the park with your eyes closed


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Anonymous #6

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8024533 - 02/14/08 09:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

well mostly just masturbating in the park with my eyes closed

staring at trees and leaves and stuff too


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Anonymous #8

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8025581 - 02/15/08 12:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My wife got me a 1200 dollar watch and I returned it an hour after she gave it to me.

Now i've got a 200 dollar watch.

A stupid fucking holiday where we trade rocks and processed plants...


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Anonymous #9

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8025902 - 02/15/08 04:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Slap that bitch in the mouth and go get another one nigga.

hoes aint shit


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Anonymous #10

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8025936 - 02/15/08 05:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My husband always buys me something dumb like a stuffed animal. If he had a clue he would see that as of now I only have two stuffed animals. Both of which he bought.

I am happy just getting a nice card. And I've mentioned it more than once.

And what kind of chick breaks up with a guy on Valentine's Day. At least do it a week ahead so he doesn't blow money on stuff for Valentine's Day.


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Anonymous #11

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8025971 - 02/15/08 06:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
At least do it a week ahead so he doesn't blow money on stuff for Valentine's Day.




But that's the point.

Here's the logic,

Gifts from old boyfriend
+
Gifts from new boyfriend
+
Revenge against old boyfriend
+
Sex from old boyfriend
+
Sex from new boyfriend
+
Attention from old boyfriend
+
Attention from new boyfriend
+
Snuggle with old boyfriend
+
Snuggle with new boyfriend
+
Romance with old boyfriend
+
Romance with new boyfriend
+
Drama with old boyfriend
+
And finally, a sense of self worth by keeping two men company on Valentine's day.
==============================================
A slutty whore.:awesome:


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Anonymous #12

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8026097 - 02/15/08 07:28 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Fart on my face.




I just realized you're a guy. I retract my statement.




:rofl2:


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Anonymous #13

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8026497 - 02/15/08 10:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Fart on my face.




I just realized you're a guy. I retract my statement.




:lol:
ps:gals dont fart


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Anonymous #14

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8026795 - 02/15/08 11:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
At least do it a week ahead so he doesn't blow money on stuff for Valentine's Day.




But that's the point.

Here's the logic,

Crabs from old boyfriend
+
Crabs to new boyfriend
+
Revenge against old boyfriend
+
Sex from old boyfriend
+
Sex from new boyfriend
+
Attention from old boyfriend
+
Attention from new boyfriend
+
Smuggle with old boyfriend
+
Smuggle with new boyfriend
+
Smoke with old boyfriend
+
Trip with new boyfriend
+
Drama with old boyfriend
+
And finally, a sense of self worth by keeping two men company on Valentine's day.
==============================================
A slutty whore.:awesome:




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Anonymous #15

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #8026803 - 02/15/08 11:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Haven't all guys learned to never 100% trust a women?!?! They are all conniving. Find me one who isn't. They all have some secrets they won't tell you. Women just need to grow a sack and be less retarded.


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Anonymous #16

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8027417 - 02/15/08 01:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

lol... there was a delivery yesterday at the place where i work... about dozen of roses box of sweeties and huge heart-shaped balloon that when you slapped it it played a song... it was ffor the guy i work with... we made him to pick it up while we (around 15 guys) were standing there laughing our asses off. the guy wanted to vanish... do you think he killed the girl?? or was he lying to her saying it was very romantic surprise??

:bitchplease:


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Anonymous #17

Re: V-day [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #8027479 - 02/15/08 01:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Lots of people get dumped on V-day, don't feel bad. I had 2 friends end their relationships actually.

Obviously she wasn't good for you, so don't worry. Your problem is that you care too much. You'll learn this and eventually change in time.


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