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You know you are too stoned when .................
    #8019160 - 02/13/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you are too stoned when ................
You're in the shower and can't remember if you just rinsed shampoo or conditioner out of your hair.




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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019181 - 02/13/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair one time while showering and really stoned.  An hour later when my hair dried it was all crispy and shit, so I had to go home and take another shower :lol:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019182 - 02/13/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

and that's why i use the shampoo + conditioner :laugh:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019183 - 02/13/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

dude i do that sober lol.

you know your too stoned when you order pizza for pizza hut then order another one from dominos cause you forgot.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019185 - 02/13/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I've done that before, i'm usually never stoned while I'm in the shower.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: nk pakelika]
    #8019187 - 02/13/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Dude...you know you're too stoned if you ever order a pizza from Dominos. That shit is gross.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: circularvortex]
    #8019196 - 02/13/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Dude...you know you're too stoned if you ever order a pizza from Dominos. That shit is gross.




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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: circularvortex]
    #8019199 - 02/13/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When you ask your friend if he wants to smoke a pizza with you.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: circularvortex]
    #8019216 - 02/13/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Dominoes is nasty! Pizza hut is a lot better! :getstoned::geicogecko::tarareid::gizmo:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
    #8019249 - 02/13/08 07:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

>_> Pizza hut is like grease city....but then again unless you find a really good Dominoes its usually just shit city.

I prefer some good ass chicago style pizza, the mom and pop pizza parlors are the best. yum.

Thin Crust, Thin Cheese, Thin EVERYTHING > fat ass cheezy piece of shit from a chain store.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
    #8019255 - 02/13/08 07:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Your avatar reminded me of one.............

You know you are too stoned when it seems like a good idea to follow a doberman around with a plastic baggie.  :tongue:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: nk pakelika]
    #8019257 - 02/13/08 07:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you're too stoned when you're staring at the computer screen for an hour, not even focusing on it and you've had your headphones on with no song playing the whole time. That's happened quite a few times :stoned:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
    #8019270 - 02/13/08 07:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You know you're too stoned when you're staring at the computer screen for an hour, not even focusing on it and you've had your headphones on with no song playing the whole time. That's happened quite a few times :stoned:




Haha.  I used to use headphones alot and would do that sometimes.  Just realize that you've been wearing them for over an hour with nothing playing cus you're ears start to ache.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019275 - 02/13/08 07:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Up in Smoke is classic..


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
    #8019344 - 02/13/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you think someone is watching you.... then get scared!:crazy:

you cant decide what to eat

people have serious looks on their faces and you havent heard a got dang word of their conversation:shrug:

and the tv wont stop calling you a pussy/loser between its secret messages


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Konyap]
    #8019347 - 02/13/08 08:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

when all you can do is sit there and twitch.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8019390 - 02/13/08 08:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you're physically incapable of operating your lighter and bowl.

That's why when you're to stoned to smoke,
you're too stoned to smoke. :smirk:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019414 - 02/13/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you're too high when you take a shower, then don't remember if you took a shower so you take another one. Then an hour later you take another one because you can't remember if you did again.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019424 - 02/13/08 08:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you catch yourself saying "whhaatt......" :blazed:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #8019467 - 02/13/08 08:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

. . . When you stand in a door way for 10 min thinking "do I really want to go out side?" Then for get why you wanted to go outside to begin with.

. . . When you go to light a joint and nearly catch your hair on fire because you forgot you cracked out your lighter.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
    #8019485 - 02/13/08 08:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You know you're too stoned when you're staring at the computer screen for an hour, not even focusing on it and you've had your headphones on with no song playing the whole time. That's happened quite a few times :stoned:




LOL.  That made me laugh so hard.  Been there, done that.  Great memories.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
    #8019494 - 02/13/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When you go to buy a movie ticket and accidentally ask "Can I have the golden ticket?" No fuckin idea what possessed me to say that lol.

Ok this one is gross but just roll with it: Sometimes, if I'm really really really stoned and I jack off, I have an incredible urge not to clean up my mess cause I just feel so lazy. Luckily so far I have never sunk that low, but the impulse itself scares me.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: g00ru]
    #8019523 - 02/13/08 08:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

guru where exactly do you leave your load to have to clean it up? do you succumb all over your self and just chill until that time comes to clean lol


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019610 - 02/13/08 08:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You get tunnel vision. (Damn bongs!)


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019617 - 02/13/08 08:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When you enter a state of mind when nothing in the outside world makes any sense to you whatsoever and you simply go off of instinct.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: milkman]
    #8019643 - 02/13/08 09:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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guru where exactly do you leave your load to have to clean it up? do you succumb all over your self and just chill until that time comes to clean lol




On the floor/desk of my computer.

Lol I never leave it on myself.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: g00ru]
    #8019667 - 02/13/08 09:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

when your like i should have only took 1 hit


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Noviseer]
    #8019719 - 02/13/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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...you're physically incapable of operating your lighter and bowl.

That's why when you're to stoned to smoke,
you're too stoned to smoke. :smirk:




This is the most true! When you're completely incapable. That used to happen back in the day like in 6th or 7th grade, or these days when I eat too much pot food.

That's hilarious when you can't properly smoke the damn bowl :tongue2:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
    #8019956 - 02/13/08 10:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Okay? Ive never been that stoned off pot alone. now mushies and other psychedelics is a different story.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
    #8019987 - 02/13/08 10:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

for real
one time it took me like 45 minutes to get a cigarette and light it while tripping
I kept forgetting and didnt feel like I could make it to my drawer
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: g00ru]
    #8020007 - 02/13/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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guruu said:
Quote:

milkman said:
guru where exactly do you leave your load to have to clean it up? do you succumb all over your self and just chill until that time comes to clean lol




On the floor/desk of my computer.

Lol I never leave it on myself.




On the floor or desk? U serious?
Man... use a sock or something.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mikeytro]
    #8020019 - 02/13/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i time me and my freind were trippin balls and all we could do was pass the zong back and forth but neither of us could hit it:getstoned:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
    #8020046 - 02/13/08 10:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i stash my loads in socks/old boxers


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: milkman]
    #8020091 - 02/13/08 10:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

same


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mikeytro]
    #8020122 - 02/13/08 10:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That is a long time to light up a smoke..:lol::gizmo:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #8020151 - 02/13/08 10:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you're too stoned when you offer to just give your friend $5 instead of turning around and going back to McDonald's to get your friend's food that McD's didn't give you.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8020170 - 02/13/08 10:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you know you're too stoned when...

you rehash a jeff foxworthy joke, make a thread about it, and think it will be funny. :tongue:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
    #8020182 - 02/13/08 10:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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. . . When you stand in a door way for 10 min thinking "do I really want to go out side?"  Then for get why you wanted to go outside to begin with.





Oh man.  You have no idea how comforting that is. :crazy:

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. . . When you go to light a joint and nearly catch your hair on fire because you forgot you cracked out your lighter.




Dammit.  I've done this.  :flame:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Noviseer]
    #8020339 - 02/13/08 11:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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...you're physically incapable of operating your lighter and bowl.

That's why when you're to stoned to smoke,
you're too stoned to smoke. :smirk:




I've seen friends who are so stoned, when they try to hit the pipe they miss the weed and put the flame on their fingers for a few seconds.

I am guilty of this a couple of times myself. :lol:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: frisky_]
    #8020356 - 02/13/08 11:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

this thread exemplifies why i dont smoke weed.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #8020412 - 02/13/08 11:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Too stoned when you start up a conversation and then completely forget what the point was.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #8020433 - 02/13/08 11:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Smoking a little doesn't hurt, in fact it keeps me sane (more so than usual) it's getting blazed out of your mind that isn't so great.

Then that's when shit gets retarded, as many have shown in this thread :tongue:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Robo]
    #8020521 - 02/13/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

word i like to catch a buzz not a stone dig


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
    #8020523 - 02/13/08 11:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you burn your hair on/in your head, eyes, or nose.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
    #8020533 - 02/14/08 12:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My worst is one time I got in the shower with my socks still on LOL


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Dobie]
    #8020543 - 02/14/08 12:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'll get ready for bed, lay down, and forget I am wearing my glasses sometimes.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
    #8020559 - 02/14/08 12:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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I'll get ready for bed, lay down, and forget I am wearing my glasses sometimes.




that nightmare scenario should have been in reefer madness :eek:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
    #8020632 - 02/14/08 12:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...Your entire body goes numb and really all you have to do is take a shit.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Headii Nugz]
    #8020658 - 02/14/08 12:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

....when you convince yourself that all the resin from the bud in you lungs is preventing you from breathing


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Hotsauce72]
    #8020678 - 02/14/08 12:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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....when you convince yourself that all the resin from the bud in you lungs is preventing you from breathing




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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
    #8020727 - 02/14/08 12:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

when you get ready for a shower a couple times with more towels


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Konyap]
    #8020859 - 02/14/08 01:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When all you can do is stare at the tapestry on the wall and all the noise around you disappears, this usually manifests its self right before the point one might for instance not be able to light a bowl. All things i am guilty of.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #8021121 - 02/14/08 06:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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you know you're too stoned when...

you rehash a jeff foxworthy joke, make a thread about it, and think it will be funny. :tongue:




I have never heard him talk about being stoned.  Getting old maybe.  And guess what, this thread did make me laugh at least.  :razz:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8021189 - 02/14/08 06:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you can't tell weather what's in your head is something someone just told you or your own thinking!

And you go like: ...did you just... nah... nvm *doubt


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ahimsa]
    #8021214 - 02/14/08 07:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When your counting the change for your total at McD's and forget what number your on as you stare at the "Shiney" coins and the cashier waits patiently for your stoned ass at 1 in the morning


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ahimsa]
    #8021217 - 02/14/08 07:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you start thinking about something in-depth, forget for two seconds what you were thinking about, and keep trying to remember, only to completely forget what you were thinking about. Then you take another hit.

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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8021346 - 02/14/08 08:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...when you put the milk back in the pantry with the cereal


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8021462 - 02/14/08 08:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...when you are at the grocery store at two in the morning buying some munchies, and you start cracking up for no reason while you are paying for your shit, and then get embarrassed so you just grab what you bought and walk away, not even waiting to receive change. As you walk away, you hear the register worker say "You're so messed up you don't even want your change??"


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8021481 - 02/14/08 08:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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...when you are at the grocery store at two in the morning buying some munchies, and you start cracking up for no reason while you are paying for your shit, and then get embarrassed so you just grab what you bought and walk away, not even waiting to receive change. As you walk away, you hear the register worker say "You're so messed up you don't even want your change??"




ROFL Thats fucking awsome!


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8021482 - 02/14/08 08:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When you punch your phone number into the microwave instead of the cooking time.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8021484 - 02/14/08 09:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Years ago, when we were students, my wife (then girlfriend) was once so stoned that when I walked back into her bedroom she said, "Are you still downstairs?"


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #8021528 - 02/14/08 09:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Years ago, when we were students, my wife (then girlfriend) was once so stoned that when I walked back into her bedroom she said, "Are you still downstairs?"



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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
    #8021582 - 02/14/08 09:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you keep renting the same movie and don't realize you've seen it until about halfway through.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: myshoesarered]
    #8021654 - 02/14/08 09:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

..........you call someone at their house (not cellphone) and ask where they are.


Someone did this to me the other day.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Newbie]
    #8024865 - 02/14/08 10:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...when you fall asleep stoned and wake up higher than you were 6 hours later...


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Headii Nugz]
    #8025929 - 02/15/08 05:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You mean "than you were 6 hours earlier" right?

damn stoner.  :gethigh:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8025974 - 02/15/08 06:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you put the glass of water in the cabinet instead of the pill bottle.

Happened to me as of last night, and I immediately thought of the Shroomery.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: JPMorgan]
    #8026011 - 02/15/08 06:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

reminds me when in makin a bowl of cereal i ended up with a spoon and a plate:grin:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Konyap]
    #8026019 - 02/15/08 06:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This thread makes me appreciate herb even more than I already do.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Konyap]
    #8026033 - 02/15/08 06:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
reminds me when in makin a bowl of cereal i ended up with a spoon and a plate:grin:




I hope you discovered it before you poured the milk!


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8026045 - 02/15/08 07:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This morning I waked and baked, thought "oh shit, I'm out of milk, so I can't eat cereal."  So I looked through the fridge for some sausage and thought "nah, that would take too much effort, let's pour a bowl of cereal instead."  I poured a bowl of cheerios and then it hit me, I had no milk.  So I ate the cheerios plain one at a time for a while, until I grabbed the spoon and got a spoonful and thought "what the hell, why is there no milk in this bowl?"

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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ferris]
    #8026083 - 02/15/08 07:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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This morning I waked and baked, thought "oh shit, I'm out of milk, so I can't eat cereal."  So I looked through the fridge for some sausage and thought "nah, that would take too much effort, let's pour a bowl of cereal instead."  I poured a bowl of cheerios and then it hit me, I had no milk.  So I ate the cheerios plain one at a time for a while, until I grabbed the spoon and got a spoonful and thought "what the hell, why is there no milk in this bowl?"





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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ferris]
    #8026085 - 02/15/08 07:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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This morning I waked and baked, thought "oh shit, I'm out of milk, so I can't eat cereal."  So I looked through the fridge for some sausage and thought "nah, that would take too much effort, let's pour a bowl of cereal instead."  I poured a bowl of cheerios and then it hit me, I had no milk.  So I ate the cheerios plain one at a time for a while, until I grabbed the spoon and got a spoonful and thought "what the hell, why is there no milk in this bowl?"

:stars:




That's AWESOME.  Classic stoner moment, right there.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: MOTH]
    #8026090 - 02/15/08 07:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

been s long i'm forgetting what it was like being stoned


My second time every getting stoned back in highschool, my buddies and I went to blockbuster video. I don't even remember doing this, but apparently we grabbed some candy from the candy isle while walking IN and ripped it open and started eating it... it was a big bag of skittles. .

10 minutes later we were in line and the bag was finished and my buddy had the bag still in his hand, gripping on it like a dick. We didn't even notice until the chick at the counter was ringing us up, gave us a dirty looked, snatched the bag out of his hand and scanned it.

God damn we were high. Those were the best kinds of high... when you FIRST started smoking


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8027208 - 02/15/08 12:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

yeah i worded that weird, but i think you understand what i meant. You wake up six hours later and you are higher than you were before.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8027348 - 02/15/08 01:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you start breaking up the bud into the grinder
...you forget you're driving
...you forget to take the water out of the bubbler/bong before pocketing it / putting it in the backpack.

ive caught myself doing all of these a few too many times.. lol
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: jasonpwnd]
    #8027474 - 02/15/08 01:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you forget what road/city/county/state your in.(I've done it all)
...you sit staring at the bowl in your hand.
...you think you lost your cell phone in a snow bank only to find it on the floor of your car half an hour later.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: nihilistism]
    #8027550 - 02/15/08 02:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you repeatedly call a friend, cursing that it's busy each time, but you're actually dialing your own number


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8027919 - 02/15/08 03:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
    #8028736 - 02/15/08 07:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you're stoned when...

1.) Even you're pet rabbit looks yummy!
2.) You go to Taco-Bell every day
3.) you forget you packed a bowl an break up more weed,then go to pack it an find the bowl full


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Magic Butterfly]
    #8028757 - 02/15/08 07:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You know you're stoned when...

1.) Even you're pet rabbit looks yummy!
2.) You go to Taco-Bell every day
3.) you forget you packed a bowl an break up more weed,then go to pack it an find the bowl full




You know you live in a stoner town when the Taco Bell has a line around the corner 24 hours a day.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ferris]
    #8028762 - 02/15/08 07:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

More like a drunk town...the only time anyone I know ever eats T-bell is when wasted.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
    #8028772 - 02/15/08 07:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

*Shrug*

I only go there when I'm stoned. Also, I'm pretty sure they would sell me an eigth if I just asked.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ferris]
    #8028781 - 02/15/08 07:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: I have had friends that would sell drugs though the drive thru...haha not buy them, sell them and make 'mad money'!


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Newbie]
    #8028816 - 02/15/08 07:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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When you punch your phone number into the microwave instead of the cooking time.




:lol:  That really happened?


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: PinballWizard]
    #8029398 - 02/15/08 09:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i got really stoned and stopped by the liquor store the other day. i meant to get like 2 bottles. walked out with over $100 worth of liquor.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
    #8029410 - 02/15/08 10:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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:lol: I have had friends that would sell drugs though the drive thru...haha not buy them, sell them and make 'mad money'!




I bought an eighth from some guy that worked at a hardees. I ordered a burger and told him to but the bud in the fast food bag just for a good laugh, drove around and picked up my food.

"Look. I got a prize and I didn't even order the kids meal ":awesome:



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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Robo]
    #8029486 - 02/15/08 10:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I was going through a drive through once and the little guy working there was so high he tried to shake my hand in stead of taking my money


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
    #8029514 - 02/15/08 10:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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More like a drunk town...the only time anyone I know ever eats T-bell is when wasted.



i think i havent been there since i quit drinkin


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
    #8033236 - 02/16/08 11:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

One time I called home and left a message on the machine that went something like this; "Hi Matt, this is mom...no I'm Matt... um... (click)"


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: myshoesarered]
    #8033314 - 02/17/08 12:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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One time I called home and left a message on the machine that went something like this; "Hi Matt, this is mom...no I'm Matt... um...  (click)"




:rofl:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8033319 - 02/17/08 12:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

when u smoke then u munch the fuck out then u decide ur gonna eat til ur
full then smoke again but then when u smoke again u 4get ur smoked and go back to eating and midway through eating remember that u smoked again and that ur killing ur high again...


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Coaster]
    #8033442 - 02/17/08 01:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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when u smoke then u munch the fuck out then u decide ur gonna eat til ur
full then smoke again but then when u smoke again u 4get ur smoked and go back to eating and midway through eating remember that u smoked again and that ur killing ur high again...



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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Siekoaktiv]
    #8033791 - 02/17/08 06:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

too stoned, you're ppl are pussies


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8033805 - 02/17/08 06:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You know you are too stoned when .................





when you know it's here somewhere but you've forgotten what you were looking for ...


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Coaster]
    #8033881 - 02/17/08 07:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
when u smoke then u munch the fuck out then u decide ur gonna eat til ur
full then smoke again but then when u smoke again u 4get ur smoked and go back to eating and midway through eating remember that u smoked again and that ur killing ur high again...




It's scary but I know exactly what you are talking about!

and Merkin that was great!

..............when you spend an hour looking for your glasses and they are on the top of your head.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8033899 - 02/17/08 07:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

-When a qp because a personal bag
-when you forget to smoke more because those 1 or 2 hits fucked you up so bad, you kind if just stopped doing anything and began just existing
-when you jam to badass music, then realize that A)either its you playing and you really suck (like me); B)or there is no music on.
-you decide to replant your cacti while stoned in the living room, without laying down plastic to catch dirt (yesterday) I appreciate vacuums a little more now.

You know you are too stoned, when you write this sentence after your post to add this last thought: Im too stoned.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Merkin]
    #8034079 - 02/17/08 09:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Merkin said:
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You know you are too stoned when .................





when you know it's here somewhere but you've forgotten what you were looking for ...




:rofl:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #8034098 - 02/17/08 09:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

-When you assume everyone smokes weed. Everyone.

-After you finish smoking a bowl your friend packed, you ask your friend: "Hey, I thought you were going to pack a bowl??"

-When you like Adam Sandler comedies.

-When you eat half a pack of hotdogs with out buns.

-You turn down a bowl passed to you. Fucking wussy! Just smoke it, yo!


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8034123 - 02/17/08 10:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I've looked out the window to see if it was snowing.
Had to look a second time to check if it was snow or rain coming down.
And had to check a third time 'cause I realized the blinds were closed.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8034130 - 02/17/08 10:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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-When you eat half a pack of hotdogs with out buns.




When you eat half a pack of hot dog buns.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8034132 - 02/17/08 10:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Apollyphelion said:
-When you assume everyone smokes weed. Everyone.





Gah! I know what you're talking about!
I've had times when I just look at people and I think "Everyone is on drugs all the time. I'm just the only one that doesn't know about it."
It's a very weird notion.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8043768 - 02/19/08 05:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

when you pour a cup of soda then drink from the bottle


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
    #8043979 - 02/19/08 06:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

when you try to light a candle with a paper towel you set on fire.
when you spill all your weed on a carpet.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Pukgandi]
    #8044003 - 02/19/08 06:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

leave the faucet water on in a public restroom


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8044017 - 02/19/08 06:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you know you're too stoned when yu've sacificed all the posters in your room, which are now lying on the floor because you wanted to make little men out of the blu tac


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8044029 - 02/19/08 06:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you know youre too stoned when youre in a freezing cold garage trying to drill holes into PVC pipe for your senior design project and you cant stop shaking/bouncing.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Colbadol]
    #8044158 - 02/19/08 06:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This is kinda embarassing actually,

walked into a liquor store last week to simply get a six-pack of bud, grab it, pay for it, get home and open one and then think "WTF?!?! did my hands grow?"

... turned out my high ass bought like the 8 oz. japanese lookin bottles, the clerk must have thought i was such a pansy. i did get a good laugh out of it though


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Zodiak]
    #8044492 - 02/19/08 08:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you forget your legs


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #8044498 - 02/19/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When the worms crawl out from the well hidden holes in your metaphysical head.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Zodiak]
    #8044504 - 02/19/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Asahi is k3y.

The japs make good malt :thumbup:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: indica]
    #8044512 - 02/19/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When you reconnect 'the web' that connects you to your friends so they do not forget about you.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Pukgandi]
    #8044523 - 02/19/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

when you want to fuck the bowl in Pukgandi's sig. :thumbup:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: indica]
    #8044542 - 02/19/08 08:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you are too stoned when .................

you tell your bro can't possibly smoke any more hash
..yet he insists ..then you puke ..then you munch on BBQ ..then you pass out on the floor because it felt good at the time

now that i've awoken i'm still hungry and not stoned enuff


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: RandomHero]
    #8044547 - 02/19/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you know you're too stoned when you starting eating bbq coal briquettes thinking theyre cold hamburgers


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Essen]
    #8044732 - 02/19/08 08:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Essen said:
when you want to fuck the bowl in Pukgandi's sig. :thumbup:




drive over here and shes all yours :p

-edit-

packed and ready to go.


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Edited by Pukgandi (02/19/08 08:48 PM)


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