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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8034130 - 02/17/08 10:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said: -When you eat half a pack of hotdogs with out buns.
When you eat half a pack of hot dog buns.
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boxcarguy07
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8034132 - 02/17/08 10:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Apollyphelion said: -When you assume everyone smokes weed. Everyone.
Gah! I know what you're talking about! I've had times when I just look at people and I think "Everyone is on drugs all the time. I'm just the only one that doesn't know about it." It's a very weird notion.
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flushme
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: boxcarguy07]
#8043768 - 02/19/08 05:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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when you pour a cup of soda then drink from the bottle
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Pukgandi
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
#8043979 - 02/19/08 06:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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when you try to light a candle with a paper towel you set on fire. when you spill all your weed on a carpet.
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Astral_JL
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Pukgandi]
#8044003 - 02/19/08 06:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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leave the faucet water on in a public restroom
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indica


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
#8044017 - 02/19/08 06:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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you know you're too stoned when yu've sacificed all the posters in your room, which are now lying on the floor because you wanted to make little men out of the blu tac
ah good times
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Colbadol
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
#8044029 - 02/19/08 06:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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you know youre too stoned when youre in a freezing cold garage trying to drill holes into PVC pipe for your senior design project and you cant stop shaking/bouncing.
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Zodiak
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Colbadol]
#8044158 - 02/19/08 06:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is kinda embarassing actually,
walked into a liquor store last week to simply get a six-pack of bud, grab it, pay for it, get home and open one and then think "WTF?!?! did my hands grow?"
... turned out my high ass bought like the 8 oz. japanese lookin bottles, the clerk must have thought i was such a pansy. i did get a good laugh out of it though
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Zinglons Acolyte
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Zodiak]
#8044492 - 02/19/08 08:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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...you forget your legs
-------------------- And they wandered off.. nine ways till bedfast. ----- "And lets pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cause theres bugger-all down here on earth!" -Monty Python's "The Universe Song" from The Meaning of Life "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely considered as a bad move." -Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" "If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
#8044498 - 02/19/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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When the worms crawl out from the well hidden holes in your metaphysical head.
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indica


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Zodiak]
#8044504 - 02/19/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asahi is k3y.
The japs make good malt
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: indica]
#8044512 - 02/19/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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When you reconnect 'the web' that connects you to your friends so they do not forget about you.
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Pukgandi]
#8044523 - 02/19/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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when you want to fuck the bowl in Pukgandi's sig.
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RandomHero
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: indica]
#8044542 - 02/19/08 08:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You know you are too stoned when .................
you tell your bro can't possibly smoke any more hash ..yet he insists ..then you puke ..then you munch on BBQ ..then you pass out on the floor because it felt good at the time
now that i've awoken i'm still hungry and not stoned enuff
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indica


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: RandomHero]
#8044547 - 02/19/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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you know you're too stoned when you starting eating bbq coal briquettes thinking theyre cold hamburgers
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Pukgandi
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Essen]
#8044732 - 02/19/08 08:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Essen said: when you want to fuck the bowl in Pukgandi's sig.
drive over here and shes all yours :p
-edit-
packed and ready to go.
-------------------- Orange Esplosion
Edited by Pukgandi (02/19/08 08:48 PM)
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