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InvisibleFerris
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Magic Butterfly]
    #8028757 - 02/15/08 07:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Magic Butterfly said:
You know you're stoned when...

1.) Even you're pet rabbit looks yummy!
2.) You go to Taco-Bell every day
3.) you forget you packed a bowl an break up more weed,then go to pack it an find the bowl full




You know you live in a stoner town when the Taco Bell has a line around the corner 24 hours a day.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ferris]
    #8028762 - 02/15/08 07:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

More like a drunk town...the only time anyone I know ever eats T-bell is when wasted.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
    #8028772 - 02/15/08 07:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

*Shrug*

I only go there when I'm stoned. Also, I'm pretty sure they would sell me an eigth if I just asked.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ferris]
    #8028781 - 02/15/08 07:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: I have had friends that would sell drugs though the drive thru...haha not buy them, sell them and make 'mad money'!


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Newbie]
    #8028816 - 02/15/08 07:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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NewbieShroomie said:
When you punch your phone number into the microwave instead of the cooking time.




:lol:  That really happened?


When you confuse what actually happened in your past and what you only saw in movies.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: PinballWizard]
    #8029398 - 02/15/08 09:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i got really stoned and stopped by the liquor store the other day. i meant to get like 2 bottles. walked out with over $100 worth of liquor.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
    #8029410 - 02/15/08 10:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Skunk420 said:
:lol: I have had friends that would sell drugs though the drive thru...haha not buy them, sell them and make 'mad money'!




I bought an eighth from some guy that worked at a hardees. I ordered a burger and told him to but the bud in the fast food bag just for a good laugh, drove around and picked up my food.

"Look. I got a prize and I didn't even order the kids meal ":awesome:



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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Robo]
    #8029486 - 02/15/08 10:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I was going through a drive through once and the little guy working there was so high he tried to shake my hand in stead of taking my money


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
    #8029514 - 02/15/08 10:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
More like a drunk town...the only time anyone I know ever eats T-bell is when wasted.



i think i havent been there since i quit drinkin


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
    #8033236 - 02/16/08 11:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

One time I called home and left a message on the machine that went something like this; "Hi Matt, this is mom...no I'm Matt... um... (click)"


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: myshoesarered]
    #8033314 - 02/17/08 12:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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myshoesarered said:
One time I called home and left a message on the machine that went something like this; "Hi Matt, this is mom...no I'm Matt... um...  (click)"




:rofl:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8033319 - 02/17/08 12:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

when u smoke then u munch the fuck out then u decide ur gonna eat til ur
full then smoke again but then when u smoke again u 4get ur smoked and go back to eating and midway through eating remember that u smoked again and that ur killing ur high again...


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Coaster]
    #8033442 - 02/17/08 01:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Coaster said:
when u smoke then u munch the fuck out then u decide ur gonna eat til ur
full then smoke again but then when u smoke again u 4get ur smoked and go back to eating and midway through eating remember that u smoked again and that ur killing ur high again...



:macdre:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Siekoaktiv]
    #8033791 - 02/17/08 06:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

too stoned, you're ppl are pussies


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8033805 - 02/17/08 06:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You know you are too stoned when .................





when you know it's here somewhere but you've forgotten what you were looking for ...


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Coaster]
    #8033881 - 02/17/08 07:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
when u smoke then u munch the fuck out then u decide ur gonna eat til ur
full then smoke again but then when u smoke again u 4get ur smoked and go back to eating and midway through eating remember that u smoked again and that ur killing ur high again...




It's scary but I know exactly what you are talking about!

and Merkin that was great!

..............when you spend an hour looking for your glasses and they are on the top of your head.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8033899 - 02/17/08 07:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

-When a qp because a personal bag
-when you forget to smoke more because those 1 or 2 hits fucked you up so bad, you kind if just stopped doing anything and began just existing
-when you jam to badass music, then realize that A)either its you playing and you really suck (like me); B)or there is no music on.
-you decide to replant your cacti while stoned in the living room, without laying down plastic to catch dirt (yesterday) I appreciate vacuums a little more now.

You know you are too stoned, when you write this sentence after your post to add this last thought: Im too stoned.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Merkin]
    #8034079 - 02/17/08 09:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Merkin said:
Quote:

You know you are too stoned when .................





when you know it's here somewhere but you've forgotten what you were looking for ...




:rofl:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #8034098 - 02/17/08 09:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

-When you assume everyone smokes weed. Everyone.

-After you finish smoking a bowl your friend packed, you ask your friend: "Hey, I thought you were going to pack a bowl??"

-When you like Adam Sandler comedies.

-When you eat half a pack of hotdogs with out buns.

-You turn down a bowl passed to you. Fucking wussy! Just smoke it, yo!


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8034123 - 02/17/08 10:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I've looked out the window to see if it was snowing.
Had to look a second time to check if it was snow or rain coming down.
And had to check a third time 'cause I realized the blinds were closed.


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