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Offlinetheorganicdomino
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8021484 - 02/14/08 09:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Years ago, when we were students, my wife (then girlfriend) was once so stoned that when I walked back into her bedroom she said, "Are you still downstairs?"


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #8021528 - 02/14/08 09:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

theorganicdomino said:
Years ago, when we were students, my wife (then girlfriend) was once so stoned that when I walked back into her bedroom she said, "Are you still downstairs?"



:rofl2:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
    #8021582 - 02/14/08 09:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you keep renting the same movie and don't realize you've seen it until about halfway through.


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and when we meet on a cloud
I'll be laughing out loud,
I'll be laughing at everyone I see,
Can't believe, how strange it is to be anything at all..."

"...nobody has yet died of amazement & you always come back to planet Earth..."


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: myshoesarered]
    #8021654 - 02/14/08 09:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

..........you call someone at their house (not cellphone) and ask where they are.


Someone did this to me the other day.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Newbie]
    #8024865 - 02/14/08 10:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...when you fall asleep stoned and wake up higher than you were 6 hours later...


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Headii Nugz]
    #8025929 - 02/15/08 05:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You mean "than you were 6 hours earlier" right?

damn stoner.  :gethigh:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8025974 - 02/15/08 06:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you put the glass of water in the cabinet instead of the pill bottle.

Happened to me as of last night, and I immediately thought of the Shroomery.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: JPMorgan]
    #8026011 - 02/15/08 06:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

reminds me when in makin a bowl of cereal i ended up with a spoon and a plate:grin:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Konyap]
    #8026019 - 02/15/08 06:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This thread makes me appreciate herb even more than I already do.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Konyap]
    #8026033 - 02/15/08 06:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
reminds me when in makin a bowl of cereal i ended up with a spoon and a plate:grin:




I hope you discovered it before you poured the milk!


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8026045 - 02/15/08 07:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This morning I waked and baked, thought "oh shit, I'm out of milk, so I can't eat cereal."  So I looked through the fridge for some sausage and thought "nah, that would take too much effort, let's pour a bowl of cereal instead."  I poured a bowl of cheerios and then it hit me, I had no milk.  So I ate the cheerios plain one at a time for a while, until I grabbed the spoon and got a spoonful and thought "what the hell, why is there no milk in this bowl?"

:stars:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ferris]
    #8026083 - 02/15/08 07:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Ferris said:
This morning I waked and baked, thought "oh shit, I'm out of milk, so I can't eat cereal."  So I looked through the fridge for some sausage and thought "nah, that would take too much effort, let's pour a bowl of cereal instead."  I poured a bowl of cheerios and then it hit me, I had no milk.  So I ate the cheerios plain one at a time for a while, until I grabbed the spoon and got a spoonful and thought "what the hell, why is there no milk in this bowl?"





:lol:


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ferris]
    #8026085 - 02/15/08 07:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Ferris said:
This morning I waked and baked, thought "oh shit, I'm out of milk, so I can't eat cereal."  So I looked through the fridge for some sausage and thought "nah, that would take too much effort, let's pour a bowl of cereal instead."  I poured a bowl of cheerios and then it hit me, I had no milk.  So I ate the cheerios plain one at a time for a while, until I grabbed the spoon and got a spoonful and thought "what the hell, why is there no milk in this bowl?"

:stars:




That's AWESOME.  Classic stoner moment, right there.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: MOTH]
    #8026090 - 02/15/08 07:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

been s long i'm forgetting what it was like being stoned


My second time every getting stoned back in highschool, my buddies and I went to blockbuster video. I don't even remember doing this, but apparently we grabbed some candy from the candy isle while walking IN and ripped it open and started eating it... it was a big bag of skittles. .

10 minutes later we were in line and the bag was finished and my buddy had the bag still in his hand, gripping on it like a dick. We didn't even notice until the chick at the counter was ringing us up, gave us a dirty looked, snatched the bag out of his hand and scanned it.

God damn we were high. Those were the best kinds of high... when you FIRST started smoking


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8027208 - 02/15/08 12:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

yeah i worded that weird, but i think you understand what i meant. You wake up six hours later and you are higher than you were before.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8027348 - 02/15/08 01:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you start breaking up the bud into the grinder
...you forget you're driving
...you forget to take the water out of the bubbler/bong before pocketing it / putting it in the backpack.

ive caught myself doing all of these a few too many times.. lol
:twirlyface:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: jasonpwnd]
    #8027474 - 02/15/08 01:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you forget what road/city/county/state your in.(I've done it all)
...you sit staring at the bowl in your hand.
...you think you lost your cell phone in a snow bank only to find it on the floor of your car half an hour later.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: nihilistism]
    #8027550 - 02/15/08 02:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you repeatedly call a friend, cursing that it's busy each time, but you're actually dialing your own number


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8027919 - 02/15/08 03:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
    #8028736 - 02/15/08 07:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you're stoned when...

1.) Even you're pet rabbit looks yummy!
2.) You go to Taco-Bell every day
3.) you forget you packed a bowl an break up more weed,then go to pack it an find the bowl full


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