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BrainChemistry
Captain Obvious



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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#8020412 - 02/13/08 11:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Too stoned when you start up a conversation and then completely forget what the point was.
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Robo
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#8020433 - 02/13/08 11:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Smoking a little doesn't hurt, in fact it keeps me sane (more so than usual) it's getting blazed out of your mind that isn't so great.
Then that's when shit gets retarded, as many have shown in this thread
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flushme
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Robo]
#8020521 - 02/13/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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word i like to catch a buzz not a stone dig
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Tangerines




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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
#8020523 - 02/13/08 11:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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you burn your hair on/in your head, eyes, or nose.
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Dobie
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
#8020533 - 02/14/08 12:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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My worst is one time I got in the shower with my socks still on LOL
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Tangerines




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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Dobie]
#8020543 - 02/14/08 12:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'll get ready for bed, lay down, and forget I am wearing my glasses sometimes.
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
#8020559 - 02/14/08 12:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tangerines said: I'll get ready for bed, lay down, and forget I am wearing my glasses sometimes.
that nightmare scenario should have been in reefer madness
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Headii Nugz
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
#8020632 - 02/14/08 12:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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...Your entire body goes numb and really all you have to do is take a shit.
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Hotsauce72
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Headii Nugz]
#8020658 - 02/14/08 12:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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....when you convince yourself that all the resin from the bud in you lungs is preventing you from breathing
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flushme
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Hotsauce72]
#8020678 - 02/14/08 12:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hotsauce72 said: ....when you convince yourself that all the resin from the bud in you lungs is preventing you from breathing
2cd that
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Konyap


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
#8020727 - 02/14/08 12:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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when you get ready for a shower a couple times with more towels
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C21H30O2
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Konyap]
#8020859 - 02/14/08 01:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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When all you can do is stare at the tapestry on the wall and all the noise around you disappears, this usually manifests its self right before the point one might for instance not be able to light a bowl. All things i am guilty of.
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mushbaby
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
#8021121 - 02/14/08 06:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
JonnyOnTheSpot said: you know you're too stoned when...
you rehash a jeff foxworthy joke, make a thread about it, and think it will be funny.
I have never heard him talk about being stoned. Getting old maybe. And guess what, this thread did make me laugh at least.
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Ahimsa
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
#8021189 - 02/14/08 06:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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...you can't tell weather what's in your head is something someone just told you or your own thinking!
And you go like: ...did you just... nah... nvm *doubt
Edited by Ahimsa (02/14/08 07:18 AM)
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Spiritual Seeker
Nothing Matters



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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ahimsa]
#8021214 - 02/14/08 07:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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When your counting the change for your total at McD's and forget what number your on as you stare at the "Shiney" coins and the cashier waits patiently for your stoned ass at 1 in the morning
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JPMorgan

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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Ahimsa]
#8021217 - 02/14/08 07:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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...you start thinking about something in-depth, forget for two seconds what you were thinking about, and keep trying to remember, only to completely forget what you were thinking about. Then you take another hit.
I can't tell you how many times short-term memory loss has affected me.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
#8021346 - 02/14/08 08:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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...when you put the milk back in the pantry with the cereal
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boxcarguy07
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#8021462 - 02/14/08 08:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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...when you are at the grocery store at two in the morning buying some munchies, and you start cracking up for no reason while you are paying for your shit, and then get embarrassed so you just grab what you bought and walk away, not even waiting to receive change. As you walk away, you hear the register worker say "You're so messed up you don't even want your change??"
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Spiritual Seeker
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: boxcarguy07]
#8021481 - 02/14/08 08:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
boxcarguy07 said: ...when you are at the grocery store at two in the morning buying some munchies, and you start cracking up for no reason while you are paying for your shit, and then get embarrassed so you just grab what you bought and walk away, not even waiting to receive change. As you walk away, you hear the register worker say "You're so messed up you don't even want your change??"
ROFL Thats fucking awsome!
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Newbie
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
#8021482 - 02/14/08 08:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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When you punch your phone number into the microwave instead of the cooking time.
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