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Jair
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
#8019485 - 02/13/08 08:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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KetamineKatalyst said: You know you're too stoned when you're staring at the computer screen for an hour, not even focusing on it and you've had your headphones on with no song playing the whole time. That's happened quite a few times
LOL. That made me laugh so hard. Been there, done that. Great memories.
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g00ru
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
#8019494 - 02/13/08 08:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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When you go to buy a movie ticket and accidentally ask "Can I have the golden ticket?" No fuckin idea what possessed me to say that lol.
Ok this one is gross but just roll with it: Sometimes, if I'm really really really stoned and I jack off, I have an incredible urge not to clean up my mess cause I just feel so lazy. Luckily so far I have never sunk that low, but the impulse itself scares me.
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milkman
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: g00ru]
#8019523 - 02/13/08 08:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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guru where exactly do you leave your load to have to clean it up? do you succumb all over your self and just chill until that time comes to clean lol
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mushbaby
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
#8019610 - 02/13/08 08:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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You get tunnel vision. (Damn bongs!)
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Tangerines
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
#8019617 - 02/13/08 08:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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When you enter a state of mind when nothing in the outside world makes any sense to you whatsoever and you simply go off of instinct.
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g00ru
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: milkman]
#8019643 - 02/13/08 09:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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milkman said: guru where exactly do you leave your load to have to clean it up? do you succumb all over your self and just chill until that time comes to clean lol
On the floor/desk of my computer.
Lol I never leave it on myself.
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flushme
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: g00ru]
#8019667 - 02/13/08 09:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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when your like i should have only took 1 hit
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KetamineKatalyst
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Noviseer]
#8019719 - 02/13/08 09:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Noviseer said: ...you're physically incapable of operating your lighter and bowl.
That's why when you're to stoned to smoke, you're too stoned to smoke.
This is the most true! When you're completely incapable. That used to happen back in the day like in 6th or 7th grade, or these days when I eat too much pot food.
That's hilarious when you can't properly smoke the damn bowl
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Skunk420
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Tangerines]
#8019956 - 02/13/08 10:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Okay? Ive never been that stoned off pot alone. now mushies and other psychedelics is a different story.
Edited by Skunk420 (02/13/08 10:06 PM)
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mikeytro
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
#8019987 - 02/13/08 10:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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for real one time it took me like 45 minutes to get a cigarette and light it while tripping I kept forgetting and didnt feel like I could make it to my drawer
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boxcarguy07
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: g00ru]
#8020007 - 02/13/08 10:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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guruu said:
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milkman said: guru where exactly do you leave your load to have to clean it up? do you succumb all over your self and just chill until that time comes to clean lol
On the floor/desk of my computer.
Lol I never leave it on myself.
On the floor or desk? U serious? Man... use a sock or something.
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flushme
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mikeytro]
#8020019 - 02/13/08 10:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i time me and my freind were trippin balls and all we could do was pass the zong back and forth but neither of us could hit it
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milkman
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: flushme]
#8020046 - 02/13/08 10:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i stash my loads in socks/old boxers
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: milkman]
#8020091 - 02/13/08 10:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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same
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Skunk420
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mikeytro]
#8020122 - 02/13/08 10:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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That is a long time to light up a smoke..
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citricacidx
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#8020151 - 02/13/08 10:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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You know you're too stoned when you offer to just give your friend $5 instead of turning around and going back to McDonald's to get your friend's food that McD's didn't give you.
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
#8020170 - 02/13/08 10:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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you know you're too stoned when...
you rehash a jeff foxworthy joke, make a thread about it, and think it will be funny.
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toastandjam
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Smackshadow]
#8020182 - 02/13/08 10:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Smackshadow said: . . . When you stand in a door way for 10 min thinking "do I really want to go out side?" Then for get why you wanted to go outside to begin with.
Oh man. You have no idea how comforting that is.
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. . . When you go to light a joint and nearly catch your hair on fire because you forgot you cracked out your lighter.
Dammit. I've done this.
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frisky_
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Noviseer]
#8020339 - 02/13/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Noviseer said: ...you're physically incapable of operating your lighter and bowl.
That's why when you're to stoned to smoke, you're too stoned to smoke.
I've seen friends who are so stoned, when they try to hit the pipe they miss the weed and put the flame on their fingers for a few seconds.
I am guilty of this a couple of times myself.
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: frisky_]
#8020356 - 02/13/08 11:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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this thread exemplifies why i dont smoke weed.
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