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You know you are too stoned when .................
    #8019160 - 02/13/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you are too stoned when ................
You're in the shower and can't remember if you just rinsed shampoo or conditioner out of your hair.




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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019181 - 02/13/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair one time while showering and really stoned.  An hour later when my hair dried it was all crispy and shit, so I had to go home and take another shower :lol:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019182 - 02/13/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

and that's why i use the shampoo + conditioner :laugh:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019183 - 02/13/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

dude i do that sober lol.

you know your too stoned when you order pizza for pizza hut then order another one from dominos cause you forgot.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019185 - 02/13/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I've done that before, i'm usually never stoned while I'm in the shower.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: nk pakelika]
    #8019187 - 02/13/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Dude...you know you're too stoned if you ever order a pizza from Dominos. That shit is gross.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: circularvortex]
    #8019196 - 02/13/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

circularvortex said:
Dude...you know you're too stoned if you ever order a pizza from Dominos. That shit is gross.




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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: circularvortex]
    #8019199 - 02/13/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When you ask your friend if he wants to smoke a pizza with you.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: circularvortex]
    #8019216 - 02/13/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Dominoes is nasty! Pizza hut is a lot better! :getstoned::geicogecko::tarareid::gizmo:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
    #8019249 - 02/13/08 07:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

>_> Pizza hut is like grease city....but then again unless you find a really good Dominoes its usually just shit city.

I prefer some good ass chicago style pizza, the mom and pop pizza parlors are the best. yum.

Thin Crust, Thin Cheese, Thin EVERYTHING > fat ass cheezy piece of shit from a chain store.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
    #8019255 - 02/13/08 07:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Your avatar reminded me of one.............

You know you are too stoned when it seems like a good idea to follow a doberman around with a plastic baggie.  :tongue:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: nk pakelika]
    #8019257 - 02/13/08 07:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you're too stoned when you're staring at the computer screen for an hour, not even focusing on it and you've had your headphones on with no song playing the whole time. That's happened quite a few times :stoned:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: KetamineKatalyst]
    #8019270 - 02/13/08 07:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

KetamineKatalyst said:
You know you're too stoned when you're staring at the computer screen for an hour, not even focusing on it and you've had your headphones on with no song playing the whole time. That's happened quite a few times :stoned:




Haha.  I used to use headphones alot and would do that sometimes.  Just realize that you've been wearing them for over an hour with nothing playing cus you're ears start to ache.


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By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019275 - 02/13/08 07:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Up in Smoke is classic..


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Skunk420]
    #8019344 - 02/13/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you think someone is watching you.... then get scared!:crazy:

you cant decide what to eat

people have serious looks on their faces and you havent heard a got dang word of their conversation:shrug:

and the tv wont stop calling you a pussy/loser between its secret messages


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: Konyap]
    #8019347 - 02/13/08 08:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

when all you can do is sit there and twitch.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8019390 - 02/13/08 08:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you're physically incapable of operating your lighter and bowl.

That's why when you're to stoned to smoke,
you're too stoned to smoke. :smirk:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019414 - 02/13/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know you're too high when you take a shower, then don't remember if you took a shower so you take another one. Then an hour later you take another one because you can't remember if you did again.


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: mushbaby]
    #8019424 - 02/13/08 08:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

...you catch yourself saying "whhaatt......" :blazed:


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Re: You know you are too stoned when ................. [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #8019467 - 02/13/08 08:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

. . . When you stand in a door way for 10 min thinking "do I really want to go out side?" Then for get why you wanted to go outside to begin with.

. . . When you go to light a joint and nearly catch your hair on fire because you forgot you cracked out your lighter.


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