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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8150197 - 03/15/08 04:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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so I guess my previous examples are salient...
looks like the the person wearing a swimsuit that is exposed over sweatpants is breaking the law untill they remove the sweatpants.
And a woman wearing a towel around her that exposes her bikini bottoms is breaking the law, untill she removes the towel, exposing more.. then she's ok. Stupid
THats not a twisting, that appears to be the law ( I couldn't find the text anywhere... great news reporting...)
Seems like its alot of old jackasses that supported this one...
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: johnm214]
#8150925 - 03/15/08 07:35 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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yep. nothing but old fucks. they run south florida.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8156202 - 03/17/08 05:42 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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if your underwear are hanging out of your underwear and they are visible, it is punishable by fine first and second offense, and i believe the third time you can be arrested.
I would start wearing an extra pair of boxers outside my pants and see where things go. It amazes me the extent idiots will go to legislate their moral values upon others. I am no less offended by the concept of this law than they would be at a law that requires people to show their underwear in public. Why should their moral value of no underwear seen in public be any more valid than my moral value of underwear must be seen in public (to prove that it is being worn, of course).
The unintended consequence of this law... people will stop wearing underwear 'cause you cant be arrested for showing underwear if you aren't wearing any.
On a side note, I wonder how these morons function walking through a department store seeing mannequins displaying the stores selection of clothes, including... *gasp* underwear. 
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looks like the the person wearing a swimsuit that is exposed over sweatpants is breaking the law untill they remove the sweatpants.
Exactly! Wear a pair of briefs as underwear, then a pair of boxers to hang out, with jeans over those. Are the boxers underwear, or a form of expression with respect to this stupid law?
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: Seuss]
#8156331 - 03/17/08 07:29 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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i would test that theory for you guys, but i tend to stay out of idiot prone areas.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: Seuss]
#8156459 - 03/17/08 08:58 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seuss said: I would start wearing an extra pair of boxers outside my pants and see where things go.
when the schools started rules that required see-through book bags and the like I encouraged my brother to protest it because it didnt cover the girls purses, I told him to get a large group together that's willing to show up in underwear since weapons can be hidden in pockets as well as book bags
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8156509 - 03/17/08 09:16 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seuss said: I would start wearing an extra pair of boxers outside my pants and see where things go.
when the schools started rules that required see-through book bags and the like I encouraged my brother to protest it because it didnt cover the girls purses, I told him to get a large group together that's willing to show up in underwear since weapons can be hidden in pockets as well as book bags

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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8157836 - 03/17/08 03:19 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish they had a glossary that defined what the terms mean. What does "left in transportation" mean? Someone left the bill in the subway? Someone sent it to the transportation committee? The trans. Com. lost it? who knows. Real informative website.
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Summary as introduced: Display of objects or devices representing or resembling genitalia on motor vehicles. Prohibits display on or equipping of any motor vehicle with any object that depicts, represents, or resembles human genitalia.
Full text: 01/15/08 House: Presented and ordered printed 083504740
Status: 01/15/08 House: Presented and ordered printed 083504740 01/15/08 House: Referred to Committee on Transportation 02/12/08 House: Left in Transportation
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083504740 HOUSE BILL NO. 1452 Offered January 15, 2008 A BILL to amend the Code of Virginia by adding in Article 10 of Chapter 10 of Title 46.2 a section numbered 46.2-1088.7, relating to display on or equipping of motor vehicles with objects resembling human genitalia. ---------- Patron-- Spruill ---------- Referred to Committee on Transportation ----------
Be it enacted by the General Assembly of Virginia:
1. That the Code of Virginia is amended by adding in Article 10 of Chapter 10 of Title 46.2 a section numbered 46.2-1088.7 as follows:
ยง 46.2-1088.7. Display on and equipping of motor vehicles with objects or devices representing or resembling human genitalia.
No person shall display upon or equip any motor vehicle with any object or device that depicts, represents, or resembles human genitalia, regardless of size or scale.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: johnm214]
#8157961 - 03/17/08 03:53 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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more like LOST in translation.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: johnm214]
#8160735 - 03/18/08 05:05 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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This goes back to my claim that lawmakers have too much time on their hands. They need to feel important in order to justify the huge salaries they have given themselves, thus they spend their time passing stupid laws. We need to change it so that all laws expire after a few years. This would give the lawmakers some busy work so that they feel important while the rest of us can get on with living our lives.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: Seuss]
#8160838 - 03/18/08 06:26 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's the best idea I've heard in a long time. However they'd just end up passing an omnibus bill (everything in one bill) of the same laws plus they'd tack on and slip in a bunch of new ones, plus some pork-barrel shit too. No lawmaker could ever risk voting against the omnibus+pork bill or they'd be accused of being anarchists.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: fastfred]
#8162284 - 03/18/08 01:30 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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The bill clearly refers to representations of "human genitalia" several times. If it were to pass a fun thing to do would be to attach something that is clearly an animal penis (ie, a dog's "red-rocket" penis) to the testicles. If I lived in Virginia I would for sure do this.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: fastfred]
#8162614 - 03/18/08 03:09 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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not only that. NO public servant deserves a lifetime appointment. all positions should be voted on no more than every 4 years. i like the idea of 2 better.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: Asante]
#8180115 - 03/22/08 03:01 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Wait.. attach rubber testicles to a truck?
WTF?
i've never heard of that either
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: truekimbo2]
#8187677 - 03/24/08 03:04 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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i cant believe so many people have never heard of truck balls. theyre EVERYWHERE. at least in florida, you can go to any city and see them, even non hillbilly cities like west palm beach and miami.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8191835 - 03/25/08 02:44 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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This guy is offensive to me, I say we ban politicians.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8191989 - 03/25/08 03:20 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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i cant believe so many people have never heard of truck balls.
I'm thinking its an USA thing.
Anyone not from the USA who saw these?
Why would you want to give a truck.. testicles?
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: Shroomism]
#8191995 - 03/25/08 03:22 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: This guy is offensive to me, I say we ban politicians.
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8192827 - 03/25/08 06:09 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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> Why would you want to give a truck.. testicles?
Why wouldn't you?
I think it's pretty funny myself. I like Ziggen's idea... Just make them representations of animal genitalia. In fact the sheer size of them should show that they are representations of large animal genitalia. You could make and package them as a "new version" "fully legal to display" "donkey balls", etc..
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: fastfred]
#8195313 - 03/26/08 04:37 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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> Why would you want to give a truck.. testicles?
More important: who am I to tell you how you can or cannot decorate your truck? Why are my sensitive moral values more important than your freedom of expression?
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Re: Libertarianism looks better every day... Legislater tries to ban faux testicals for trucks (VA) [Re: Seuss]
#8196862 - 03/26/08 02:37 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seuss said: > Why would you want to give a truck.. testicles?
More important: who am I to tell you how you can or cannot decorate your truck? Why are my sensitive moral values more important than your freedom of expression?
A: they are not. people need to fucking realize this.
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