ok i can't hold this method in any fucking longer. if you really don't want to waste any weed when making edibles, my method by testing has shown me the way to using less weed and getting more out of it. Stop the throwing away of weed. ok so, sorry i'm high, i just broke a several day sober streek. and now to tell you how to make pot goodies. plus the best part is you are in control of everything, not like this much pot to this much butter. this is the prelude, you can skip this, my high is making me write this. so one day, about a year ago, me and my friend decided that we wanted to make pot brownies for the party that we had been anticipating for about 3 months, so we went to his grandmother's house (don't worry it was deserted) and ended up deciding that instead of adding the whole quad to it, we would smoke it. we sat down at a couch and just started puffing, we smoked about half of it before we realized what we were doing again. we walked over to make the brownies and ended up making them without adding the pot the the butter. we were all like "fuck man, shit! we forgot the pot man!" so instead of making a 2nd batch we decided to do something experimental with the dough, we broke up 1 some weed into shake and threw it into the batter. The mixing bowl that we had was made of pyrex, and me having tried to make pot goodies before with no success in the butter world, i decided to bake the dough, we added some extra water to allow for evaporation, and just boiled the batter for about 10 min, when we pulled it out it didn't taste like pot didn't smell like pot so we thought that it was a waste. we made the brownies anyway and just decided to make another batch and just eat the dough, i ate about 2 mediocre spoonfuls of the batter, but little did i know that an hour later i wouldn't be able to drive. after eating my fair share i decided to let them make the other batch since it was my dumbness that ruined the previous batch, so i just left after they all yelled at me saying that they couldn't feel shit after 45 min so it must all just be shit. i began to feel kinda funky after about 5 min of leaving, my huge smoking high almost gone. i sat down in my car and immediatly felt my eyes getting roasting red, like i do when i eat pot. i looked in my mirror an my eyes were blood shot as shit, it's just the smoking i told myself. on my way home i realized that i had gone the wrong way out of town, i was pissed. i turned around forgot where i was going and went back to my friends grandmothers house. i got there to discover a toilet paper roll in the driveway, still don't know how it got there. but i walked in and the batter was litteraly half made, they had started to add the powder but only half of it was in the bowl and the rest was on the counter. i saw all my friends chilling watching cold fusion on the couch. the bag of weed was still as full as when i left it. i asked will what had happened to the batter idea, he looked at me and didn't say anyting for about 2 min, he just sat there looking at me until finally i asked again and he said "batter?" that was it,thats all the explanation i needed, he was stoned as fuck. they had all eaten about 10 large spoonfuls of the dough and couldn't focus on anything going on around them. this is how my method was formed Jamaican Cream Soda: supplies (subject to change, you make it however you want, knowing what the rules of extraction are.) a pyrex bowl no thermomiter however many glasses you need tin foil an oven that can stay constant at 200-215F ingredients pot - however much you want cream - as heavy as you can get it, i like heavy whipping cream vanilla - extract or ice cream, ice cream makes it able to absorb more fat and taste better, obviously. sparkling water That it
if you have a pyrex glass it is extreemly helpful because then you know that you don't waste any of it.
start by placing as much pot as you want on a piece of tin foil, now preheat the oven to 210 (a safe number) and while you're waiting for the oven to heat up wrap the weed in the tin foil, make sure that there are no places that the weed can fall out of as it will become extremely likely for the weed to crumble.
next throw the weed in the oven until you can squeze a nug and it turns into a fine coffee powder, anywhere close to this is fine. all the taste will be gone so there is no need to worry about it tasting like the bad taste of pot butter. the thc content has now been increased, i'm getting this from a post about firecrackers, pot crackers that are sweet. now start warming up the cream, ice cream mixture in a glass bowl (if you have one) and throw the crushed up pot in (stems excluded). there is no need to worry about burning the pot because as soon as the milk starts to bubble like mad and overflow it still is not exceeding the temp, just let the milk simmer, i like to throw it into the mad bubble stage several times, but be where you can loose some goodie's on the side of the bowl when it does this if the heat is still on. be sure to grind the pot up as fine as you can for there is no filter step in this process. let the milk simmer for about 20 min good guess, durring this time you can add as much fatty stuff as you desire, i prefer to stick with milk, sometimes sweetened condensed milk, the more fat content the better. after time is up take the bowl off and let it cool untill the bottom is touchable, you don't want the milk to curdle. now if you did this all in a pyrex glass you can just add chilled soda water to the milk, if you started with a bowl then just add all the contents to a glass and add soda water. if you let it mad bubble for a long time you can now see brown stains on the side of the bowl, it's all gone forever, you should hate yourself now. jk. add a straw and a mini umbrella and enjoy. This has worked for me 100% of the time, whereas butter has worked about 20% of the time with lesser results. i'm sure if you know how to do the butter method it is a lot better than my previous times with butter.
SERVE CHILLED!! it tastes sooooooo much better
sorry if this post is all choppy and out of order, just try and bear with it, it's midnight here and i'm fucking high and tired.
Hope this works for all of you like it does for me
ENJOY HOORAY Jamaican Cream Soda
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well thc boils at 215 and thats when the unactive thc turns into lovables, about 90% unactive is made dank, try smoking it, 2 hits and i'm out for 3 hours on my driveway throwing a frisbee and sitting in a fold out chair saying "how did that weed get so good?" it's such a different high though. and you don't want to risk vaping any of it. also the weed isn't in anything when you bake it, it is just itself and tinfoil. give it a shot, i don't want to risk my weed, i'm too worried that i'll loose it at 300. cause my vap works at 290 really really well, and you don't want to just watch as an oven full of thc just gets let out into your house. leaving you with a hunk of 'rare afany tobacco' with no special effect. i'v never tried but if it works tell me about it.
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