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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: bmiles]
    #8013772 - 02/12/08 04:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Heres what up i've fig women out. She finds you non threating and needs to vent to someone thats not going to give her "it ok " because your her close friend. And your right most women need to "have" someone there as a back up plan your not it.Sorry man.If she says need to see other people she's already banging some other dude.

Here's the test to see if she's into you. Does she paw at you when you say something witty or funny? Do you catch her looking at you at odd moments? Does she find a reason to bump into all the time? If you said something weird and she gave you a funny look like what the hell she s not into you. Most likely she s having problems with here new boyfriend and is trying to get your opinion on it.
If shes a touchy feely nice person and you make a move at the wrong time you will scare her off.
  Your going to have to play the friend i'm there for you.Wait someday if shes in a pissy mood about her boyfriend take her out as a "friend" get her drunk and bang her. other then that she s damgage goods and not worth keeping.
If she s just an outgoing person then your reading it all wrong. Women that are out going just tell you what they want.
Case in point last sat with me. At an art show with my fellow art friends. 2 chick i kind of know come up and say"come with us bitch going to the bar." Now if i tried to make move on them i'd blow it. I waited after the 4 th round they bought me then i got the next one. Talked art, caught her friend MILF eyeing me up she looks away real quick. Long stroy short; the after show party they where all grinding on me trying shom me to hula hoop in this trippy lcd light hoops.(man wish had shrooms that would been great):crazy2: I end up in the back seat with her friend on top of me rubbing a snail trail on my leg.

My advice she s not worth it unless you want a one nighter. Other then that talk to her be friends but she s messed up in the head stay away.


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8013775 - 02/12/08 04:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ok, time for girl's opinion. :grin:
I think she likes you. Pretty obvious. :shrug:

A question: do you really know she has a boyfriend, or do you just assume?


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: wickedscepter]
    #8013776 - 02/12/08 04:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Remember that you are a badass dude with a lot going on in your life and tons of other chicks you have to hang with




lol i def couldn't play that card at this point, i come across as a very quite person with zero happening in my life :lol:


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8013796 - 02/12/08 04:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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question: do you really know she has a boyfriend, or do you just assume?




well she will sometimes say "her boyfriend" forgot to do something

and i seen someone pick her up for lunch one day, so im pretty sure she does have one, im just not sure how happy she is with him


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8013829 - 02/12/08 04:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Well if she was unhappy she would probably break up. :shrug:
I don't know, if I were you I would be straight with her.
Tell her that her behavior is confusing to you and you felt the need to set things clear. I don't think there's anything to lose, regardless of her response. At least you'll know where you're standing.


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8013833 - 02/12/08 04:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

im telling you guys... my plan is fool proof.

now, i dont know how much game you have, but this is fuckin freshman stuff.
do it.... watch the magic.


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8013840 - 02/12/08 04:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

>>lol i def couldn't play that card at this point, i come across as a
very quite person with zero happening in my life<<

Thats why shes finds you non threating. I'm the devil with the angels face.21 to 29 these women are looking for that "big score".Guy give them everything.30-40 they just want guy get them off. Thats all you need to know. Like with me i was that guy do everything for a girl until my "almost" wife was banging some other dude while i was working over spiring break.(back in college)I even had the ring! glad that happend then dodge that one.
I'm still a nice guy but i have bad boy image. Thats what they want a stable bad boy? I know Crazy.
Ok heres the plan make you over from what i ve learned. 1.your not a bad boy dont try to be. 2.be thier guy friend. 3. can you dance? Learn enough to be fun to dance with.4. good guy with no guilty thoughts = keep your mouth shut with women. 5. don t get attached act like you don t care.
Thats what i have learned. now go and wounder the earth jocking the bitches and slapping them ho s


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #8013891 - 02/12/08 04:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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YawningAnus said:
im telling you guys... my plan is fool proof.

now, i dont know how much game you have, but this is fuckin freshman stuff.
do it.... watch the magic.




I reread what you wrote and im not 100% sure it would work in my situation. See if she wanted attention theirs plenty of other guys she could talk to at work, (they claim they have gf's thow). And these other guys are much more talkative than me, ( i have seen her talk a few times to another guy).

For w/e reason im appealing for her to talk to me, and be nice towards.

Two other possible reasons come to mind for this:

1. she feels sorry for me
2. and then i agree that this could be an option "girls just want attention. she really doesnt like you, OP. she merely needs you to find her interesting in some way so taht she feels better about herself."


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8013993 - 02/12/08 05:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Anus is right.  You can't be straight with a girl either (unless your in a relationship) because they say one thing and do another.  Of course all girls will tell you that you should be nice, straight forward and all that other bullshit.  If you right away start doing what they tell you then they know that you don't have your shit together.  If you don't believe me then go ahead and watch every guy but yourself have sex with her AND you'll get to here about it because you two are "so close".

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Remember that you are a badass dude with a lot going on in your life and tons of other chicks you have to hang with.
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lol i def couldn't play that card at this point, i come across as a very quite person with zero happening in my life 







Don't worry about that shit because you aren't playing cards :laugh:.  You need to have that attitude because that's what girls want.  It doesn't matter if you really do or not because they will never know unless you tell them! :rockon:


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8014012 - 02/12/08 05:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

ok i think im just going to take mushroomstrips advice, im just going to come out and say "why are you so nice to me?" lol it seems simple enough:lol:


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8014077 - 02/12/08 05:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
Quote:

YawningAnus said:
im telling you guys... my plan is fool proof.

now, i dont know how much game you have, but this is fuckin freshman stuff.
do it.... watch the magic.




I reread what you wrote and im not 100% sure it would work in my situation. See if she wanted attention theirs plenty of other guys she could talk to at work, (they claim they have gf's thow). And these other guys are much more talkative than me, ( i have seen her talk a few times to another guy).

For w/e reason im appealing for her to talk to me, and be nice towards.

Two other possible reasons come to mind for this:

1. she feels sorry for me
2. and then i agree that this could be an option "girls just want attention. she really doesnt like you, OP. she merely needs you to find her interesting in some way so taht she feels better about herself."



she talks to you because you are the sure thing. just the way you described yourself compared to every other guy there is reason enough why you are the fish in a barrel.
it is like being really horny and going for the lonely fat girl in the corner for a blowjob... its the path of least resistance.
I think it reinforces my "plan" to talk about another girl... the reason she doesnt talk to the other guys is because they have girlfriends and it would be more effort to get attention from you than them.

if you want the seriously easy version of my plan, then buy a gift that you think she would really like, and ask her opinion about it.... like, "hey I need your opinion on this, there is this girl I have been hanging out with and im not sure if she would like it...".

for example... if there is a band you know she likes (scope the bumper sticker or stereotype her), then buy the CD and say "I really like these guys, but do you think she will like it?".

just anything that takes the focus off of her, and onto you and your progressive libido.
it is all a game... and in any game, it is usually unwise to sit and wait for your opponent to make all the moves.
put her on the listening side. make her the friend who's opinion "you really trust".

oh... and start acting goofier. for some reason, girls love goofy acting guys.

even if you dont take my advice, just slip something in there, like a mumble about another girl and she will either perk up, or act like she didnt hear it... but those really mean the same thing.


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #8014169 - 02/12/08 05:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i dont know what the fuck to think anymore...


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #8014175 - 02/12/08 06:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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YawningAnus said:
it is like being really horny and going for the lonely fat girl in the corner for a blowjob... its the path of least resistance.




:rofl:


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8014365 - 02/12/08 06:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
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makaveli8x8 said:
well i was kinda under the impression all women have boyfriends, and tend to break up "after" they have found a new pad




WHy would you want to get with a girl who got into a relationship with you that way? You already know how it'll probably end.




Well I just kind of assume thats the way life works these days, single people can not afford to live on their own, so its prob the "only" way to change relationships, unless she wanted to life on teh street but then she wouldn't be very presentable lol




What are you looking for? To be in a relationship for the sake of being in a relationship?


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8014548 - 02/12/08 07:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

im just lonely, i feel alot better around her, its nice when you think someone likes/cares for you.

and now i think i crashed to the floor with realizations

1. for some reason I feel like i could date her but not be her friend...i don't think its her fault just the way i am. i really don't like being just friends with women. this has happened many times to me before. Its ok chilling at work and listening to them talk...i would just be lost outside work i think. Its hard to explain it proper, I guess its just im a loner, i don't really enjoy things much with other people...or maybe theirs just so many expectations and i know i won't fullfill them, well i could but they or me would tire before it would happen.

2. my second realization, theirs a 3rd option as to why she's been so nice to me, and its nagging at me because the pieces are kinda falling together. Theirs still a chance she likes me but now i have serious daubts, its related to her feeling sorry for me. Ill prob just forget everything and go back into zombie mode and ignore everyone


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8014676 - 02/12/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
ok i think im just going to take mushroomstrips advice, im just going to come out and say "why are you so nice to me?" lol it seems simple enough:lol:




Yes! MT, an intelligent and insightful woman, has given you some real advice. You are wise to take her advice over some of the questionable, manipulative game playing that's been suggested.

Uh, why are most of the dudes here so macho and clueless? Do I live in some kind of strange bubble of superhumans who have real social skills and respect for the opposite gender while the rest of the world lacks these basic human qualities? I am coming closer and closer to this conclusion every day. :cuckoo:


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #8017208 - 02/13/08 11:32 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

isnt that cute... i didnt really read what you said... I was just imagining what your tits look like.

just like every man has a little bit of the stereotype in him, so does every woman.
sure what I said might be harsh, but it is abundantly true.


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #8017880 - 02/13/08 02:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

im not sure if you were talking to naim or me, either way i don't really get what your saying sorry.

but basicly i have an update, i played zombie and she only talked to me like once and it was bisness but with a smile, however as I observed, I realized she's a loner, pretty much whenever i seen her she wasn't talking to anyone:shrug:  maybe she's on the shroomery because i didn't get any vibes today, or maybe she gave up on me


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8017909 - 02/13/08 02:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

she may very well much still like you. she could just be losing hope.

a dog can only chase it's own tail for so long, eventually it's gonna say fuck it.


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Re: Well there's this girl [Re: appleorange]
    #8017955 - 02/13/08 02:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

dont play zombie... play goofy.


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