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Madtowntripper
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Re: Colon Purge [Re: stefan]
#8017560 - 02/13/08 01:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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stefan said: how about some strong coffee
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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alphabeatu
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i just ordered some bovine colostrum and it recomends a colon purge during the first day or two
metamucil is the natural way to go,its made from orange pithe
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Madtowntripper
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Coffee is made from...Well..Coffee.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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alphabeatu
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tell me something i dont know
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Innominate


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some of y'all have the wrong idea. I've been with my girl for 3 years now, I'm definitely not into some homo shit, so anal sex is out of the question. Second, I'm not in highschool. The reason why I didn't want to have to take a huge shit at school was because I didn't want to walk out of class to take a 30 min runny ass shit, not only do I feel uncomfortable afterwards but I can't really be missing 30 min out of a 50 min class.
I went the magnesium citrate route, which is a saline laxative. I took a HUGE shit last night, another one this mourning, and I STILL had to fucking take another one in school, so all in all the end result was the same.
But anal sex? gtfo
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Brain Fart
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Easy.
Magnesium tablets. My mother uses them as she is almost always constipated. Helps it come out alot easier, yet won't shoot you off the toilet w/ pressure.
Mix with pomegranite or prune juice and your golden.
Total cost of supplies = approx 10$ and it will last a week or two.
Pills found at walgreens or walmart in the dietary section
Juice in the juice isle,:D
Edit: Didnt read the above post..lol, that's where pomegranite juice c0mes in tho..give er a try.
Edited by Brain Fart (02/13/08 10:42 PM)
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impgl
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whats wrong with a little poop chute love?
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Robo
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what you need is hella fiber man
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