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ZippoZ
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so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well
#8012845 - 02/12/08 11:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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so i got pulled over in my friends car the other day, we had all been drinking, but the driver cut himself off early.
anyways, the cop followed us for a while, then pulled us over. the minute he hit the lights, i reached into my sack, pulled out a gram and a half, and popped it in my mouth, planning on taking the whole bag down.
it didnt go so well, i didnt have anything to drink, so i couldnt swallow the sticky ass buds.
so there i am, with a mouth full of bud, that im trying to cheek like chewing tobacco while the cop is walking up to the window.
i stash the rest of the bag, and cheek the buds, and kept my cool.
cop came to the window, checked the drivers id and insurance, and told us to have a nice night.
so i wasted good bud, and learned a valuable lesson, eating buds dont work without somthin to drink.
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Ferris
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: ZippoZ]
#8012857 - 02/12/08 11:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Especially when they're still attached to the main stem I would assume, that can't help.
Maybe you could have purged and cleaned it up a bit
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ApJunkie
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: Ferris]
#8012865 - 02/12/08 11:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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So did you end up swallowing it anyway? or did you just spit it out and cut your losses?
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Atheist
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: Ferris]
#8012867 - 02/12/08 11:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i ate a gram of regs after being pulled over before
it is so hard to chew (i had no liquids either)
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ApJunkie
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: Atheist]
#8012912 - 02/12/08 11:25 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Alright, be cereal here.... did you get even the slightest bit high from eating a gram?
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desertturtle
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: Atheist]
#8012913 - 02/12/08 11:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I always tell my friends the safest way to go is roll a medium size joint, nothing you can't swallow at a moments notice.
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Atheist
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: ApJunkie]
#8012916 - 02/12/08 11:28 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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not. at. all.
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desertturtle
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: ZippoZ]
#8012918 - 02/12/08 11:28 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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To the OP: you got lucky, the bag would have been just as incriminating even if you were able to swallow it all.
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Atheist
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: desertturtle]
#8012922 - 02/12/08 11:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah but bags arent illegal
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desertturtle
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: Atheist]
#8012928 - 02/12/08 11:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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True, but if the cop claims to smell marijuana and finds it with traces/scent on it, it would be a paraphernalia charge if not possession. Depending on how much of a dick the cop was. edit: Where I live cops have let kids go without even taking their weed or pipe, I've also heard of people getting busted for a roach. Also a friend got a paraphernalia charge for having rolling papers w/o any loose tobacco.
Edited by desertturtle (02/12/08 11:34 AM)
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Atheist
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: desertturtle]
#8012931 - 02/12/08 11:32 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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that cop would have to be a giant dickhead, and have NOTHING better to do than bust stoners
iv had cops find little bags of shake, nothin happened
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desertturtle
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Re: so i tried to eat a quarter ounce of some dank, it didnt go so well [Re: Atheist]
#8012949 - 02/12/08 11:39 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Atheist said: that cop would have to be a giant dickhead, and have NOTHING better to do than bust stoners
I agree! It kinda goes with anything. I've had cops take my name down and give a nagging lecture for skateboarding. Another time I picked up my board while downtown and a cop told me to keep skating and that he didn't mind as long as I was having fun. Cops are people too I suppose.
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