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Corrupt A Wish Thread
    #8012616 - 02/12/08 09:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So in another forum i visit every so often they have a thread called Corrupt a wish. Its basically where You post a wish you have, then the poster below you grants the wish but finds a funny way to ruin the wish or your life at the same time.

ex. I wish I had won the lotto for $1,000,000

(next poster) Granted, but you'll get sued 2 million by your Jealous family for a shitty reason.

then that person makes a wish for the next poster to corrupt. Give it a try, Might be fun


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8012621 - 02/12/08 09:52 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wish that this thread would get locked.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #8012627 - 02/12/08 09:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Phumfeinz said:
I wish that this thread would get locked.




Granted, but youll get banned for being an asshole.

I wish I had a better car


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8012631 - 02/12/08 09:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted but you die in a horrible accident and spend the rest of eternity drowning in a cesspool of cold semen and vomit in Satan's domain.

This is fun.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #8012633 - 02/12/08 09:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yes it's fun, and you laugh, but you laugh so hard you die

I wish I was a better singer.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8012635 - 02/12/08 09:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Me too.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8012647 - 02/12/08 10:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted,

but just as your singing talent is becoming recognised at the helm of a sublime group of musicians making fantastic music, your vocal chords corrupt from the stress of genius and workload, they become infected by a new form of air-bourne super-aids that acts on your nervous system within a matter of days. All of your best wishes remain unfulfilled, your legacy is a transcient sham and few of your family cry at your funeral because they presume you to have been a secret homosexual junkie for many years that just didnt have the nerve to tell them, because of you had super aids and they think it was just aids. one or more of your family members commit suicide, essentially it is your fault despite the fact you are dead.

i wish i was a prince of some kind during the italian renaissance


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Jackenobi]
    #8012651 - 02/12/08 10:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That was a riot!!!

Granted, but the artists of that day look upon you and want to draw you... however, something about you makes them say "I will paint a magnificent portrait of him... but he must be castrated and begin to grow breasts before I will do it"
You do not care enough about getting your portrait to do this, but you father, the king, wills it and has your pen0r chopped off in your sleep.

I wish I didn't have to leave for class right now.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8012715 - 02/12/08 10:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

granted,

but in reality you probably have to leave for class right now. you probably smell bad due to internet and being a stoner and few choose to make eye contact with you as you enter the classroom. no one offers you a seat. you find a place on your own at the back by the window and drift in and out of the lesson, but mostly you just gaze out of the window with a solitary tear in your glazed eye.

i wish, i wish. i wish i was a fish!


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Jackenobi]
    #8012731 - 02/12/08 10:36 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted, but you're a beta fish, and you blow at fighting, so you lose and die.

I wish I had a pound.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: JPMorgan]
    #8012748 - 02/12/08 10:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted, but it's a pound of moldy shake.

I wish I could listen to reggae music all day long.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
    #8012760 - 02/12/08 10:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Everyone knows that reggae music attracts bears. :rolleyes:

I wish that people would stop being such dicks.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: JPMorgan]
    #8012761 - 02/12/08 10:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

granted,

but it is a pound of flesh, and you are in fact shylock in the 'problem play' of william shakespeare - the merchant of venice.

you are pilloried and humiliated, refuse the opportunity to show mercy before it is too late and end up understanding at last just as everyone in the cast has proven they really hate you and think you're shitty. you are openly mocked in court and banished from the little of decent society you were accepted amongst after having just been smashed in the fuckbox by some rich tart playing at being a lawyer

i wish i had a magic bean


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
    #8012767 - 02/12/08 10:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted

- but you get an infection of dreadlocks causing you blather around blindly until you walk off a cliff.

I wish Hendrix had made six more albums before he died.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
    #8012771 - 02/12/08 10:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted, but you wouldn't have a place to live.

I wish I had a good job offer.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Jackenobi]
    #8012778 - 02/12/08 10:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The magic bean you wished for is full of black magic. You bury it in the soil, and it just kills you dead after cutting off your penis and giving you about 20 seconds to think about how horrible your life will be without a penis, then it kills you.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #8012784 - 02/12/08 10:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Granted

- but you get an infection of dreadlocks causing you blather around blindly until you walk off a cliff.

I wish Hendrix had made six more albums before he died.




Granted, but he ended up founding the emo movement and everybody started cutting instead of following free love.

I wish I could go into space.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: D4NK]
    #8012786 - 02/12/08 10:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The job offer you wished for is for the army. You've been recruited to go into world war 3. Way to go. You will be laser-fucked in the head by iranian-gorilla-fighter-jets.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
    #8012790 - 02/12/08 10:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You end up strapped to a prototype firework via duct-tape and getting launched into space, and your head explodes.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Drewwyann]
    #8012797 - 02/12/08 10:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wish you would make a wish.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Drewwyann]
    #8012800 - 02/12/08 10:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you fail to wish for something, and you are granted cancer by default

i wish people would leave my schlong out of this


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Jackenobi]
    #8012803 - 02/12/08 10:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted, god takes your penis away.

I wish I had a nice car.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Drewwyann]
    #8012869 - 02/12/08 11:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted, but the cops are on your tail for grand theft auto.

I wish women weren't crazy.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
    #8012879 - 02/12/08 11:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted, but doing so requires the eradication of all women because women will never not be crazy. Now there are only men in the world....

I wish cigarettes weren't so expensive.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: JPMorgan]
    #8012895 - 02/12/08 11:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted, but then you smoke so much the only way to get a buzz is ripping tobacco from a bong. This causes you to cough so violently your lungs fall out of your mouth and crush your little sister.

I wish I could skydive from space.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: ApJunkie]
    #8012935 - 02/12/08 11:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted, but on your way back to the atmosphere a condor decides you look interesting and pushes you around a little bit. You are still so high that a slight disturbance in your angle of entry causes you to land very far from your intended landing area, in the Sahara desert. Here you are found by a band of camel-riders with an affinity for ass-raping lone journeymen.

I wish I knew more people like me. (egotistical? whatever.)


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8013026 - 02/12/08 12:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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boxcarguy07 said:I wish I knew more people like me. (egotistical? whatever.)




Granted, you and your new friends are driving around. All of a sudden a semi truck comes out of nowhere! You swerve to avoid it, and just make it! However you fly onto the train tracks and get hit by a train. Your friends all die, covering you in their blood. You on the other hand survive. You will live out the rest of your days in a lonely hospital room where no one ever comes to visit you. :grin:

I wish I had some Cannabis to enjoy.

:lol:


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: frisky_]
    #8013052 - 02/12/08 12:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I've gotta say, this is one of the best ideas for a thread I've ever seen, IMO. Everything's hilarious!

Granted, but it turns out that all the scare tactics and stigmas associated with our green ally are true, and you get stricken with lung cancer and throat cancer. Your amotivational syndrome causes you not to care or do anything about it, and you sit on your couch watching Beavis and Butthead while you slowly die, alone, in excruciating pain, from the cancer.


I wish I didn't leave my strawberry jam at my friend's house last night so that I could make me a pb+j right about now!


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8013055 - 02/12/08 12:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted but I spit in it.

I wish i had some crack.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: frisky_]
    #8013071 - 02/12/08 12:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

granted, but you won't have weed until a series of life changing events leads you to become a cop. Then you confiscate the worlds best weed and burn it. Thus enjoying yourself. All of your friends turn their back on you, and you are all alone, and a butthole.

I wish I had invested my money in gold a few years ago.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Drewwyann]
    #8013084 - 02/12/08 12:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Granted,
You invested several thousand dollars into gold 3 years ago, but as soon as prices started to rise you got twitchity and sold it off. You then proceeded to blow the majority of your money on a 3 week hooker binge. After it was all said and done, you didn't have enough to pay the final hooker. She told her pimp who proceeded to put 13 bullets into your back.

Sorry.

I wish I had taken all those chances I didn't.


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