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Jackenobi
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Drewwyann]
#8012800 - 02/12/08 10:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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you fail to wish for something, and you are granted cancer by default
i wish people would leave my schlong out of this
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Drewwyann
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Jackenobi]
#8012803 - 02/12/08 10:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Granted, god takes your penis away.
I wish I had a nice car.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Drewwyann]
#8012869 - 02/12/08 11:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Granted, but the cops are on your tail for grand theft auto.
I wish women weren't crazy.
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JPMorgan

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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
#8012879 - 02/12/08 11:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Granted, but doing so requires the eradication of all women because women will never not be crazy. Now there are only men in the world....
I wish cigarettes weren't so expensive.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: JPMorgan]
#8012895 - 02/12/08 11:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Granted, but then you smoke so much the only way to get a buzz is ripping tobacco from a bong. This causes you to cough so violently your lungs fall out of your mouth and crush your little sister.
I wish I could skydive from space.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: ApJunkie]
#8012935 - 02/12/08 11:33 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Granted, but on your way back to the atmosphere a condor decides you look interesting and pushes you around a little bit. You are still so high that a slight disturbance in your angle of entry causes you to land very far from your intended landing area, in the Sahara desert. Here you are found by a band of camel-riders with an affinity for ass-raping lone journeymen.
I wish I knew more people like me. (egotistical? whatever.)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
#8013026 - 02/12/08 12:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
boxcarguy07 said:I wish I knew more people like me. (egotistical? whatever.)
Granted, you and your new friends are driving around. All of a sudden a semi truck comes out of nowhere! You swerve to avoid it, and just make it! However you fly onto the train tracks and get hit by a train. Your friends all die, covering you in their blood. You on the other hand survive. You will live out the rest of your days in a lonely hospital room where no one ever comes to visit you. 
I wish I had some Cannabis to enjoy.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: frisky_]
#8013052 - 02/12/08 12:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've gotta say, this is one of the best ideas for a thread I've ever seen, IMO. Everything's hilarious!
Granted, but it turns out that all the scare tactics and stigmas associated with our green ally are true, and you get stricken with lung cancer and throat cancer. Your amotivational syndrome causes you not to care or do anything about it, and you sit on your couch watching Beavis and Butthead while you slowly die, alone, in excruciating pain, from the cancer.
I wish I didn't leave my strawberry jam at my friend's house last night so that I could make me a pb+j right about now!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
#8013055 - 02/12/08 12:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Granted but I spit in it.
I wish i had some crack.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: frisky_]
#8013071 - 02/12/08 12:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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granted, but you won't have weed until a series of life changing events leads you to become a cop. Then you confiscate the worlds best weed and burn it. Thus enjoying yourself. All of your friends turn their back on you, and you are all alone, and a butthole.
I wish I had invested my money in gold a few years ago.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Drewwyann]
#8013084 - 02/12/08 12:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Granted, You invested several thousand dollars into gold 3 years ago, but as soon as prices started to rise you got twitchity and sold it off. You then proceeded to blow the majority of your money on a 3 week hooker binge. After it was all said and done, you didn't have enough to pay the final hooker. She told her pimp who proceeded to put 13 bullets into your back.
Sorry.
I wish I had taken all those chances I didn't.
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Edited by Kickle (02/12/08 12:22 PM)
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