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Corrupt A Wish Thread
    #8012616 - 02/12/08 09:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

So in another forum i visit every so often they have a thread called Corrupt a wish. Its basically where You post a wish you have, then the poster below you grants the wish but finds a funny way to ruin the wish or your life at the same time.

ex. I wish I had won the lotto for $1,000,000

(next poster) Granted, but you'll get sued 2 million by your Jealous family for a shitty reason.

then that person makes a wish for the next poster to corrupt. Give it a try, Might be fun


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8012621 - 02/12/08 09:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I wish that this thread would get locked.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #8012627 - 02/12/08 09:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Phumfeinz said:
I wish that this thread would get locked.




Granted, but youll get banned for being an asshole.

I wish I had a better car


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8012631 - 02/12/08 09:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Granted but you die in a horrible accident and spend the rest of eternity drowning in a cesspool of cold semen and vomit in Satan's domain.

This is fun.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #8012633 - 02/12/08 09:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Yes it's fun, and you laugh, but you laugh so hard you die

I wish I was a better singer.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8012635 - 02/12/08 09:56 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Me too.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8012647 - 02/12/08 10:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Granted,

but just as your singing talent is becoming recognised at the helm of a sublime group of musicians making fantastic music, your vocal chords corrupt from the stress of genius and workload, they become infected by a new form of air-bourne super-aids that acts on your nervous system within a matter of days. All of your best wishes remain unfulfilled, your legacy is a transcient sham and few of your family cry at your funeral because they presume you to have been a secret homosexual junkie for many years that just didnt have the nerve to tell them, because of you had super aids and they think it was just aids. one or more of your family members commit suicide, essentially it is your fault despite the fact you are dead.

i wish i was a prince of some kind during the italian renaissance


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Jackenobi]
    #8012651 - 02/12/08 10:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That was a riot!!!

Granted, but the artists of that day look upon you and want to draw you... however, something about you makes them say "I will paint a magnificent portrait of him... but he must be castrated and begin to grow breasts before I will do it"
You do not care enough about getting your portrait to do this, but you father, the king, wills it and has your pen0r chopped off in your sleep.

I wish I didn't have to leave for class right now.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8012715 - 02/12/08 10:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

granted,

but in reality you probably have to leave for class right now. you probably smell bad due to internet and being a stoner and few choose to make eye contact with you as you enter the classroom. no one offers you a seat. you find a place on your own at the back by the window and drift in and out of the lesson, but mostly you just gaze out of the window with a solitary tear in your glazed eye.

i wish, i wish. i wish i was a fish!


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Jackenobi]
    #8012731 - 02/12/08 10:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Granted, but you're a beta fish, and you blow at fighting, so you lose and die.

I wish I had a pound.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: JPMorgan]
    #8012748 - 02/12/08 10:39 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Granted, but it's a pound of moldy shake.

I wish I could listen to reggae music all day long.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
    #8012760 - 02/12/08 10:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Everyone knows that reggae music attracts bears. :rolleyes:

I wish that people would stop being such dicks.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: JPMorgan]
    #8012761 - 02/12/08 10:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

granted,

but it is a pound of flesh, and you are in fact shylock in the 'problem play' of william shakespeare - the merchant of venice.

you are pilloried and humiliated, refuse the opportunity to show mercy before it is too late and end up understanding at last just as everyone in the cast has proven they really hate you and think you're shitty. you are openly mocked in court and banished from the little of decent society you were accepted amongst after having just been smashed in the fuckbox by some rich tart playing at being a lawyer

i wish i had a magic bean


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
    #8012767 - 02/12/08 10:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Granted

- but you get an infection of dreadlocks causing you blather around blindly until you walk off a cliff.

I wish Hendrix had made six more albums before he died.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
    #8012771 - 02/12/08 10:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Granted, but you wouldn't have a place to live.

I wish I had a good job offer.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Jackenobi]
    #8012778 - 02/12/08 10:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The magic bean you wished for is full of black magic. You bury it in the soil, and it just kills you dead after cutting off your penis and giving you about 20 seconds to think about how horrible your life will be without a penis, then it kills you.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #8012784 - 02/12/08 10:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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Granted

- but you get an infection of dreadlocks causing you blather around blindly until you walk off a cliff.

I wish Hendrix had made six more albums before he died.




Granted, but he ended up founding the emo movement and everybody started cutting instead of following free love.

I wish I could go into space.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: D4NK]
    #8012786 - 02/12/08 10:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The job offer you wished for is for the army. You've been recruited to go into world war 3. Way to go. You will be laser-fucked in the head by iranian-gorilla-fighter-jets.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Ferris]
    #8012790 - 02/12/08 10:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You end up strapped to a prototype firework via duct-tape and getting launched into space, and your head explodes.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish Thread [Re: Drewwyann]
    #8012797 - 02/12/08 10:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I wish you would make a wish.


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