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    #8012398 - 02/12/08 08:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I just got a killer job offer, but i'm not sure i will pass a piss test. I used to smoke 24/7 in 2007, but quit new years.

I smoked up new years day, and maybe the 2nd a few bowls. I also smoked a bowl on the 6th of january, a bowl the 25th of january, and a blunt on the 4th of february.

Does anyone know approx how long it will be before i can piss clean?


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Re: piss test [Re: tak]
    #8012440 - 02/12/08 08:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I have no idea but if you take lots of vitamins, drink a lot of water and exercise a lot every day you will be fine!:rockon:


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    #8012490 - 02/12/08 09:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: piss test [Re: wickedscepter]
    #8012496 - 02/12/08 09:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Urinalysis tests are really only capable of detecting Pot for about a week. Depending on how heavily you smoke and the potency of the pot. 7 days of drinking water and beer should do it. just remember.. "NEVER SUBMIT THE FIRST PISS OF THE DAY". Always empty your bladder a couple times before you go to the clinic.


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Re: piss test [Re: UberDeepName]
    #8013210 - 02/12/08 12:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I appreciate the chart man, I figured it would be around a week or so tops because ive passed after 10 days of not smoking after habitual smoking rituals

just dont want to take any chances, i can put off the fire date a week if need be


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Re: piss test [Re: tak]
    #8013365 - 02/12/08 01:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Its depressing working for an employer who doesn't respect your privacy. If the job was actually good, they wouldn't pull this kind of BS on you.

I did it once and had no trouble passing, but I felt dirty for years afterwards.


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Re: piss test [Re: Alan Rockefeller]
    #8062914 - 02/24/08 12:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i had to piss test for a job. I drank a lot of water the night before, woke up early to piss and went back to sleep. Drank 60 oz of water first thing when I actually awoke, and pissed 5 times before leaving, and 1 time at the drug test place while waiting to go piss.

Needless to say it was crystal fucking clear, but I passed. yay.


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Re: piss test [Re: citricacidx]
    #8068310 - 02/25/08 11:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Chemy is right.

UberDeepName is somewhat wrong. If you smoke a lot, especially if you have a lot of body fat and aren't very active, that week estimate is NOT a safe bet.

As you can see from the chart, it depends on how much you smoke. BUT it also depends, in part, on how much body fat you have, your metabolism, and other factors.

As wickedscepter said: vitamins, water, and exercise can definitely help.

Looking at the date, I'm sure you already tested, if you were going to. But in the future, and for anyone else, here is a fun little fact that I recently learned:

Find yourself a good doctor and get yourself on Protonix. This is a proton pump inhibitor, used in the treatment of ulcers. It also causes a false-positive for THC in urinalysis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantoprazole


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Re: piss test [Re: Chemy]
    #8068399 - 02/25/08 12:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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TABLE 2. Length of Time Drugs of Abuse Can Be
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Marijuana
Single use 3 d
Moderate use (4 times/wk) 5-7 d
Daily use 10-15 d
Long-term heavy smoker >30 d

That table is from the Mayo clinic, hope that helps.




What is the difference between Daily Use and Long-term heavy smoker?


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Re: piss test [Re: citricacidx]
    #8068488 - 02/25/08 12:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It would likely depend on their definition of "long term." They probably mean in terms of many months, or years.

I can smoke every day for a month, and I am a "daily user." But if I just started that month, I would likely not be classified as a "long term user."

On the other hand, if I've been taking bong hits for breakfast for the last 5 years, and a fat joint to go to sleep at night, my use would be both long term, and heavy.

PDF about urine detection, including that table from the above post.


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Re: piss test [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #8068617 - 02/25/08 01:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

what would a bowl a night, and a couple times on the weekends be considered? Daily or heavy?


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Re: piss test [Re: citricacidx]
    #8068669 - 02/25/08 01:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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i had to piss test for a job. I drank a lot of water the night before, woke up early to piss and went back to sleep. Drank 60 oz of water first thing when I actually awoke, and pissed 5 times before leaving, and 1 time at the drug test place while waiting to go piss.

Needless to say it was crystal fucking clear, but I passed. yay.





You got somewhat lucky. Some places will fail you if your urine is "too clean." They will (rightly) come to the conclusion that you flushed your system with a bunch of water, just like you did.

Flushing is good. But you want to take vitamins, for one. B vitamins especially help with eliminating toxins from the body. B3 in particular (niacin) is thought to help eliminate fat-soluble drugs like THC. Too much niacin, however, can cause unpleasant side effects.

The other advantage, is that B vitamins will turn your urine bright yellow. So if you drink a ton of water, it will become a healthy, dilute yellow color, and will look more "normal."

Another thing is creatinine. If you try to flush with water creatinine levels in your urine will be noticably lower, and could cause a fail for adulteration.

Creatinine is a by-product of the breakdown of creatine in the body. You can buy creatine as a supplement. It's commonly used by athletes to improve performance.

I wouldn't recommend too much niacin or creatine if you have liver or kidney problems, respectively.

Exercise, tons of water, B vitamins, and creatine. That's probably how I would do it.


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Re: piss test [Re: citricacidx]
    #8068677 - 02/25/08 02:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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what would a bowl a night, and a couple times on the weekends be considered? Daily or heavy?




If you've been following that schedule for months/years I would consider that to be long-term/heavy.

Take a look at the stuff I said in my post above. I used to smoke A LOT, and I have passed a couple drug tests using that method. How much you use is an important factor. But your body-type and other habits plays a role, as well as how you handle the test itself.

Urine screening is like any other test. Study, don't party too much, and you can beat it. :grin:


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Re: piss test [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #8068751 - 02/25/08 02:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I've been at that routine for roughly the past two months. It generally smoke less than a bowl by myself at night and then a couple bowls on the weekend with friends.

Yeah, I didn't have time to get any B-12 to take. I knew there was a chance they might fail me for being too well hydrated, but there was actually a very pale yellow color to it.


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Re: piss test [Re: citricacidx]
    #8073453 - 02/26/08 05:01 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

> Some places will fail you if your urine is "too clean."

They don't fail you, they just call the sample "diluted". Then they have to retest you, which you can simply do the same thing over and over.

There is no legal way to compel you to drink less water and if they fire you or deny you employment based on how much water you drink then you have a pretty solid basis for a lawsuit.

Eventually they will tire of paying for a drug test for you each week and they will be defeated.


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Re: piss test [Re: fastfred]
    #8108898 - 03/05/08 10:48 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Same thing happened to me recently with a job offer.

Go to the isle where travel size shampoos and things are at wal-mart and buy a 3oz bottle or two that are oval/flat looking. Fill it with clean piss and strap on a foot warmer (Hot hands or similar) The foot warmers say on the package that they stay between 90 and 100 degrees (exact temp your looking for) no lower than 90F. The foot warmers also have an adhesive backing and just happen to be the same shape as the bottle. Just be sure to only tape the edges as these things work by being exposed to oxygen in the air.

Buy yourself some under armor type of underwear, as long as they are tight. Put a piece of tape on the lid of the bottle to secure it. Place under your ball sack. It will stay in place if u have the right underwear. Wear some what baggy pants, but you really cant notice it at all.

The only problem I ran into with this method was that the line you had to hit on the cup was 3 oz, same as the container but I missed it by a small amount and almost had to retake it immediately.

It would be a good Idea to stick a backup in your over-sized shoe or crack or whatever just in case u don't have enough or have to retake it because of the temp or something like that. Also drink plenty of water yourself so you will be able to mask your sounds by actually pissing in their toilet while filling your cup.

Hope this helps someone


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