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OfflineTheShroomHermit
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Don't take this story seriously...
    #800931 - 08/06/02 09:03 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

I'd just like to say that this site is a crock of shit and you guys all just plain suck. Your FAQ was the most unhelpful peice of crap that I've ever stumbled upon.

Yeah, I sent away for the magic mushroom seeds with money I stole from my freinds, but when they came they were in this big ass needle. FUCK THAT! It was way to big to put into my arm... So I enlisted the freind that I stole the money from (he still didn't know about it, that trusting fuck) he actually read your stupid FAQ, went out and bought... a fuck load of flour... What a pansie, he started cooking up flour in little jars he kept calling "cakes" what a woman. I took a jar of peanut butter and squirted the juice into it (the fuck who sold me the seeds totally ripped me off... There were no seeds... the fuck sold me water) Any way I waited.. nothing happened. Mushrooms grow on the shit of every animal in the world, so I knew I got bad seeds. My loser freind said the mushrooms were growing... after 2 weeks he showed be his jars which had changed color into white... I snuck into his house when he wasn't around the next day and stole his jars with magick fuck-you-up mushrooms in them... I also took some more money. When I got back home I took the white blocks of mushrooms out of the jars and burried them in the yard, I put 15-30-15 fertilizer on them and waited... nothing happened. What a bunch of horse shit mushroom growing is.. you are all a bucnh of liars if you say you've dun it... anyway what I am getting at is I just picked about 30 of these mushrooms with red caps on my lawn and ate them, and i was just wondering what kind they were. They were about an inch tall if that helps


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InvisibleUFOz8MyGoat
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #800996 - 08/06/02 09:54 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

that just blew my fucking mind lol wow!!!! is this based on a true story I sure as fuck hope not innoculated yourself in the arm ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #800999 - 08/06/02 09:55 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

haha cooll story


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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #801668 - 08/07/02 07:30 AM (15 years, 19 days ago)

Dude, I'm sooo fucking confused.


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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #801922 - 08/07/02 09:40 AM (15 years, 19 days ago)

He should have innoculated his friends arm.


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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #802350 - 08/07/02 01:07 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

wait... uhhh im comically confused.


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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #802381 - 08/07/02 01:21 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

*chuckle* The typical Shroomery moron. Great parody


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Invisibledoozer
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #803128 - 08/07/02 07:14 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

"I also took some more money" Funny stuff


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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #803138 - 08/07/02 07:19 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

I'm still lol. Reminds me of the Buffoon on Adam Sandlers Theyre All Gonna Laugh At You! " FUCKING SHIT!!! "


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OfflineDisgustip8ted
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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #808620 - 08/10/02 10:48 AM (15 years, 16 days ago)

Damn, now that was some funny shit I haven't laughed so hard since last night when i was, yaknow... slightly inebriated Oh, and btw, if those red shrooms do anything for ya (besides cause your internal organs to melt, and your brain turn to goo) lemme know j/k


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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #809739 - 08/10/02 09:06 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

lol, i hope your not serious lol
so u injected spoes into peanut butter?
did it do anything


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Re: Don't take this story seriously... [Re: MadDhAdDeR420]
    #810070 - 08/11/02 02:51 AM (15 years, 15 days ago)

That had me laughing for a long time..lolol


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