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Anonymous #1

Hopeless Virgin...
    #8007249 - 02/11/08 12:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'm 20. I'm a virgin. I'm hopeless.

Discuss?


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8007273 - 02/11/08 12:28 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

im in the same fucking situation.... SAME.

girls just like to fuck with my head. thats all. never goes past that.


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If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8007288 - 02/11/08 12:32 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I know it can't be hard. I am decent looking I assume. I always talk to cuties. Never goes anywhere. I give up really. I think I am just going to become a hermit, smoke by myself, and attempt to write lyrics. :nonono:

I am hopeless and it sucks. It's like I just want to get rid of my pesky V-card really.


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Invisiblexdzt

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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8007322 - 02/11/08 12:41 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

There are always hookers?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: xdzt]
    #8007328 - 02/11/08 12:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

There is also not being a smartass.


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: xdzt]
    #8007335 - 02/11/08 12:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

one tip i could give you guys is .. don't be scared to do things.
alot of times the girl want it just as much as you but they don't want to look like a hoe. so you guys have to make the move. you guys are only 20.. girls your age are only thinking about sex. they don't care about how much money you have yet.

everything start with simple touching... like when shes cold put your arms around her. kiss her on the neck if you feel she is comfortable in your arms. then when you two get more comfortable, softly place your hand on her butt next time you hug. sometime you may think its perverted but most of the time the girl don't care and actually like it.


so unless your a hot stud. don't expect pussy to fall on your lap. you want that pussy you go get it.


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8007336 - 02/11/08 12:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
There is also not being a smartass.




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If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Groomies]
    #8007340 - 02/11/08 12:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

also dont be too much of a wussy IE constantly being nice, waiting on her, etc. Nothing a chick digs more than a guy whos confident and in control of his own life. as long as youre not trying too hard itll come.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Groomies]
    #8007342 - 02/11/08 12:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Good advice man. I don't take initiative at all and am anxious most of the time or too fucked up beyond recognition.  I'm no stud but I shouldn't have this much trouble considering I go to a school with like 20k girls at it. :lol:

I have some pondering to do.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8007352 - 02/11/08 12:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I think I try to rush things maybe? I need to take shit a day at a time.


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8007366 - 02/11/08 01:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

yeah don't rush things. it doesn't work. thats like asking a girl " do you fuck on the first date?" most likely she'll say no. confidence is important. but dont' be cocky.


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8007370 - 02/11/08 01:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
There is also not being a smartass.




A bit harsh. Hookers are a viable way to lose your virginity. If you're really desperate to lose your v-card, why not pay to expedite?

Also, one could "get bitches drunk". I hear that works.


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Groomies]
    #8007376 - 02/11/08 01:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I have this lil chicken that I am tryin to fuck. She wants to try some weed brownies so I was thinkin of inviting her over and baking them and then eating em with her. Not sure who else would be involved but it sounds like a pretty solid plan, no?


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8007402 - 02/11/08 01:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you might not be in the mood to do anything if you do.


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8007470 - 02/11/08 01:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It helps to stop thinking of girls as objects that need to be tricked into fucking you. It's creepy. A total turn off. Getting a girl ripping high is not a 'solid plan.' Most of the advice here is the kind of total bullshit that comes from creepshow assholes who probably aren't getting any themselves. Just relax. You say you have no trouble talking to girls, do you ever ask them out on dates? Don't be pushy. Treat her with respect but also don't be afraid to show her you're attracted to her. Just take it one step at a time. 20 is not that old dude, don't be so hard on yourself.


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #8007481 - 02/11/08 01:56 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

NiamhNyx said:
It helps to stop thinking of girls as objects that need to be tricked into fucking you. It's creepy. A total turn off. Getting a girl ripping high is not a 'solid plan.' Most of the advice here is the kind of total bullshit that comes from creepshow assholes who probably aren't getting any themselves. Just relax. You say you have no trouble talking to girls, do you ever ask them out on dates? Don't be pushy. Treat her with respect but also don't be afraid to show her you're attracted to her. Just take it one step at a time. 20 is not that old dude, don't be so hard on yourself.




QFT


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #8007500 - 02/11/08 02:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

MushmanTheManic said:
Quote:

NiamhNyx said:
It helps to stop thinking of girls as objects that need to be tricked into fucking you. It's creepy. A total turn off. Getting a girl ripping high is not a 'solid plan.' Most of the advice here is the kind of total bullshit that comes from creepshow assholes who probably aren't getting any themselves. Just relax. You say you have no trouble talking to girls, do you ever ask them out on dates? Don't be pushy. Treat her with respect but also don't be afraid to show her you're attracted to her. Just take it one step at a time. 20 is not that old dude, don't be so hard on yourself.




QFT





QFT ... minus the whole dating part.. Asking girls on dates is like setting your self up to be either rejected or whipped in the long term. You shouldnt have to take a girl out. If she digs you she'll join you when you go out by yourself or she can accompany you or tag along with you when you go out to eat or anywhere really. Of course I'm only assuming when you said ask them out on dates you meant the traditional 'The Man pays' kind of date.. in which case i'd like to mention I refuse to pay for women.


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #8007506 - 02/11/08 02:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The brownies were more a reason to hang out than a way to get her pants off. I am a timid guy borderline anxious. I need to learn to relax and just flow. I have been drowning so to speak as of late and just can't get that flow that I used to have. Gimme some xanax!


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: Moxemerald]
    #8007524 - 02/11/08 02:13 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Moxemerald said:

QFT ... minus the whole dating part.. Asking girls on dates is like setting your self up to be either rejected or whipped in the long term. You shouldnt have to take a girl out. If she digs you she'll join you when you go out by yourself or she can accompany you or tag along with you when you go out to eat or anywhere really. Of course I'm only assuming when you said ask them out on dates you meant the traditional 'The Man pays' kind of date.. in which case i'd like to mention I refuse to pay for women.





Do people actually go on dates? I've never been on a date as a precursor to a relationship. With me and everyone I know it's always a case of growing closer and closer with a friend until something blossoms.


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Re: Hopeless Virgin... [Re: xdzt]
    #8008039 - 02/11/08 09:34 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

man, dont be too hard on yourself, i was a virgin till i was 21.

not really a big deal man.


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