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OrgoneConclusion
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On being a couch potato
#8005856 - 02/10/08 06:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hold that it is very socially responsible.
1. One requires less food than, oh say, a long distance runner.
2. One puts out less carbon dioxide than an active person.
3. Generally the only driving done is to the corner store for more Doritoes and a new video - so less environmental impact than a commuter.
4. Not as likely to be married - hence helps keep runaway population in check.
And so much more...
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Kind of like my post on the virtue of procrastination.
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Icelander]
#8005895 - 02/10/08 06:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Man I knew I contributed to the world some how.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Icelander]
#8005904 - 02/10/08 06:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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We have the makings of a new religion with great mass appeal. 
We shall give our flock permission to be lazy and fat instead of making them feel guilty.
Ka-ching! $$$
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Edited by OrgoneConclusion (02/10/08 06:39 PM)
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Cubie]
#8005920 - 02/10/08 06:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cubie said: Man I knew I contributed to the world some how.
Saving the world one couch at a time.
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What about all the gaseous emissions? Dangerous for the ozone.
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Lion]
#8005936 - 02/10/08 06:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Can one be a 'true' couch potato without bean dip? I will have to contemplate this further...
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Lion]
#8005947 - 02/10/08 06:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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The next step in human evolution is big, fluffy pillow shaped butts, and long, elastic arms that can reach out of the living room to the kitchen and into the fridge.
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: Can one be a 'true' couch potato without bean dip?
This is only a prerequisite for a beaner.
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Edited by BrainChemistry (02/10/08 06:52 PM)
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Cubie
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Inorder to be part of this couch potato religion you must have bean dip and a methane filter on your butt
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Cubie]
#8005970 - 02/10/08 06:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I pipe the methane to an indoor furnace that heats my house and runs my gas stove.
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Icelander]
#8006300 - 02/10/08 08:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Icelander said: Kind of like my post on the virtue of procrastination.
* procarstination
You never got around to fixing it.... 
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I prefer Funyuns over Doritos. 
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Diploid]
#8007417 - 02/11/08 01:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I can tell you know of what you speak as they use 'onion flavor' in place of real onions. Good call and welcome to CPA!
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Hey, we live in a world where lemonade is made with artificial flavor and furniture polish is made with real lemon juice.
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Diploid]
#8007578 - 02/11/08 03:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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So one should spritz some seltzer water with Lemon Pledge for a refreshing drink?
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Being a couch potato is a risky hobby. It entails many dangers. Coronary/artery disease, obesity, diabetes, and slow degradation of mental function are just a few of the dangers these brave adventurers face for the pursuit of their passion.
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
#8007674 - 02/11/08 05:20 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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But we are martyrs for the greater good!
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You guys are shrooms.
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Quote:
Do not overexert yourself. A Ninja never strains.
--Ninja Mind Control
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
#8009887 - 02/11/08 05:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Long live ye couch potatos
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Diploid]
#8010138 - 02/11/08 06:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Diploid said: I prefer Funyuns over Doritos. 
Those are yummy, but they make your gums bleed worse than Doritos.... Worse than Captain Crunch even....
I spoze~, no pain, no gain....  Sacrifices will have to be made....
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: PhanTomCat]
#8012260 - 02/12/08 07:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You are just eating them wrong. You are supposed to suck on them, sucking off all the flavor, then when they are nice and squishy, THEN you chomp them.
Savor the flavor!
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: mushbaby]
#8012401 - 02/12/08 08:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Can I be the returning Messiah??
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We must first test ones 'potatoness' by post per day.
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Cubie]
#8013436 - 02/12/08 02:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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will we be celibate by choice or by nature?
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: mushbaby]
#8013857 - 02/12/08 04:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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mushbaby said: You are just eating them wrong. You are supposed to suck on them, sucking off all the flavor, then when they are nice and squishy, THEN you chomp them. . Savor the flavor!
Savor the what....!? You will never make a good couch potato....  Insert one or two *full* Funyuns rings into mouth, two bites, then swallow.... Bonus points for speed and quantity - anything else is a waste.... 
You will learn young potato-adewon....

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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: PhanTomCat]
#8013872 - 02/12/08 04:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Has anyone tried eating as many pretzels as you can??
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Re: On being a couch potato [Re: PhanTomCat]
#8015027 - 02/12/08 09:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yes well Mr. Cat I do come to this forum to learn.
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