|
 OrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
 
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,441
Loc: Under the C
|
 On being a couch potato 
#8005856 - 02/10/08 06:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I hold that it is very socially responsible.
1. One requires less food than, oh say, a long distance runner.
2. One puts out less carbon dioxide than an active person.
3. Generally the only driving done is to the corner store for more Doritoes and a new video - so less environmental impact than a commuter.
4. Not as likely to be married - hence helps keep runaway population in check.
And so much more...
--------------------
|
Icelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery
Registered: 03/15/05
Posts: 95,368
Loc: underbelly
|
|
Kind of like my post on the virtue of procrastination.
--------------------
"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.
" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
|
 Cubie
Moderator
Registered: 01/11/08
Posts: 8,840
Loc: Down the rabbit hole...
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
|
 Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Icelander]
#8005895 - 02/10/08 06:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Man I knew I contributed to the world some how.
|
OrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,441
Loc: Under the C
|
Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Icelander]
#8005904 - 02/10/08 06:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
We have the makings of a new religion with great mass appeal. 
We shall give our flock permission to be lazy and fat instead of making them feel guilty.
Ka-ching! $$$
--------------------
Edited by OrgoneConclusion (02/10/08 06:39 PM)
|
OrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,441
Loc: Under the C
|
Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Cubie]
#8005920 - 02/10/08 06:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Cubie said:
Man I knew I contributed to the world some how.
Saving the world one couch at a time. 
--------------------
|
Lion
Decadent Flower Magnate
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 8,775
Last seen: 1 month, 3 days
|
|
What about all the gaseous emissions? Dangerous for the ozone.
--------------------
“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”
|
OrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,441
Loc: Under the C
|
Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Lion]
#8005936 - 02/10/08 06:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Can one be a 'true' couch potato without bean dip? I will have to contemplate this further...
--------------------
|
BrainChemistry
Captain Obvious
Registered: 06/19/07
Posts: 3,657
Loc: Mountains of N. America 
Last seen: 10 years, 2 months
|
Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Lion]
#8005947 - 02/10/08 06:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
The next step in human evolution is big, fluffy pillow shaped butts, and long, elastic arms that can reach out of the living room to the kitchen and into the fridge.
--------------------
Word to your mom.
|
BrainChemistry
Captain Obvious
Registered: 06/19/07
Posts: 3,657
Loc: Mountains of N. America
Last seen: 10 years, 2 months
|
|
Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said:
Can one be a 'true' couch potato without bean dip?
This is only a prerequisite for a beaner.
--------------------
Word to your mom.
Edited by BrainChemistry (02/10/08 06:52 PM)
|
Cubie
Moderator
Registered: 01/11/08
Posts: 8,840
Loc: Down the rabbit hole...
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
|
|
Inorder to be part of this couch potato religion you must have bean dip and a methane filter on your butt
|
BrainChemistry
Captain Obvious
Registered: 06/19/07
Posts: 3,657
Loc: Mountains of N. America
Last seen: 10 years, 2 months
|
Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Cubie]
#8005970 - 02/10/08 06:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I pipe the methane to an indoor furnace that heats my house and runs my gas stove.
--------------------
Word to your mom.
|
PhanTomCat
Teh Cat....
Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 5,908
Loc: My Youniverse....
Last seen: 15 years, 1 month
|
 Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Icelander]
#8006300 - 02/10/08 08:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Icelander said:
Kind of like my post on the virtue of procrastination.
* procarstination
You never got around to fixing it.... 
>^;;^<
--------------------
I'll be your midnight French Fry.... 
"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."
>^;;^<
|
Diploid
Cuban
Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole
|
|
I prefer Funyuns over Doritos.
--------------------
Republican Values:
1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.
4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.
|
OrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,441
Loc: Under the C
|
Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Diploid]
#8007417 - 02/11/08 01:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I can tell you know of what you speak as they use 'onion flavor' in place of real onions. Good call and welcome to CPA!
--------------------
|
Diploid
Cuban
Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole
|
|
Hey, we live in a world where lemonade is made with artificial flavor and furniture polish is made with real lemon juice. 
--------------------
Republican Values:
1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.
4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.
|
OrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,441
Loc: Under the C
|
Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Diploid]
#8007578 - 02/11/08 03:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
So one should spritz some seltzer water with Lemon Pledge for a refreshing drink?
--------------------
|
Huehuecoyotl
Fading Slowly
Registered: 06/13/04
Posts: 10,689
Loc: On the Border
|
|
Being a couch potato is a risky hobby. It entails many dangers. Coronary/artery disease, obesity, diabetes, and slow degradation of mental function are just a few of the dangers these brave adventurers face for the pursuit of their passion.
--------------------
"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda
|
OrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,441
Loc: Under the C
|
Re: On being a couch potato [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
#8007674 - 02/11/08 05:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
But we are martyrs for the greater good!
--------------------
|
Draigan
Stranger
Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 70
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
|
|
You guys are shrooms.
|
Huehuecoyotl
Fading Slowly
Registered: 06/13/04
Posts: 10,689
Loc: On the Border
|
|
Quote:
Do not overexert yourself. A Ninja never strains.
--Ninja Mind Control
--------------------
"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda
|
|
Threaded
Previous
Index
Next
High THC Strains 
Certified Organic All-In-One Grow Bags by Magic Bag 
Kratom Powder for Sale 
CBD Concentrates 
Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale 
Red Vein Kratom
Edit 
Reply 
Ego Death
1 2 all )
Icelander
MJF
uriahchase
cosmicchic
andrewss
Ravus