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OfflineSpiritual Seeker
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Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help
    #8004462 - 02/10/08 12:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ok so i had an invisible rash on my balls and dick for the last few days and ive been scratching it like crazy. There was nothing there except a bad itch. Now that i look down there are very small bumps comming in.

I have a patch of bumps as well on my shoulder, back and inner leg. I was getting worried then it hit me. Its fucking poison oak which i havnt had for YEARS! Ive been walking alot through the forest alot just exploring as it gets nicer out. I guess when i came home and rubbed one out it got on my dick.

I might go to the doctor monday, is there anything i can do to help this go away. Ive stopped scratching for one.

(Before you make STD jokes i havnt gotten laid in over a month, go fuck yourself)


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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004471 - 02/10/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Is it calamine lotion that will stop the itching?


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004473 - 02/10/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you got the herps!  :haha:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004485 - 02/10/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Man, that has to be rough...I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be if I got poison oak on or in my crotch.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Psy Baba]
    #8004490 - 02/10/08 12:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DuNeRaVeR said:
Is it calamine lotion that will stop the itching?




:yesnod:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004504 - 02/10/08 12:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

sorry man, but i can't stop laughing at this.

One time a wasp was on my balls and stung me a few times, it hurt like a bitch.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004506 - 02/10/08 12:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: niteowl]
    #8004508 - 02/10/08 12:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

how can i make it go away? Is there anyway besides not scratching? Green tea?


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: beneath]
    #8004513 - 02/10/08 12:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you got your balls stung hahaha


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004521 - 02/10/08 12:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Spiritual Seeker said:
how can i make it go away? Is there anyway besides not scratching? Green tea?





Green tea wont fix it to my knowledge lol. Go see a doctor and pay a ridiculous amount to give you something some ointment that will fix it. if it is indeed poison oak.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004526 - 02/10/08 12:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Spiritual Seeker said:
how can i make it go away? Is there anyway besides not scratching? Green tea?




calamine lotion.... FTW

It will probably take 5-7 days for it to clear up.

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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004532 - 02/10/08 12:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Spiritual Seeker said:
Ive been walking alot through the forest alot just exploring as it gets nicer out. I guess when i came home and rubbed one out it got on my dick.





Don't lie, you were jerken the gerkin in the woods weren't you

seriosly though HYDROCORTISONE works great for
poison oak/ivy/sumac calimine lotion works great too.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Vanguard]
    #8004543 - 02/10/08 12:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

tea tree oil will help


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: coulterIV]
    #8004561 - 02/10/08 12:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

If you're really lucky, it's not poison oak at all, it's just eczema, which is less itchy but NEVER FUCKING GOES AWAY. (I hate eczema)


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Angered Roach]
    #8004566 - 02/10/08 12:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hahahaha silly hippis


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004589 - 02/10/08 01:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hopefully this doesn't happen to your dick

This is a cell phone picture of my arm this summer:



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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: coulterIV]
    #8004595 - 02/10/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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coulterIV said:
tea tree oil will help



On your dick though? I think that'd be rather like lathering on some icyhot.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8004931 - 02/10/08 02:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

ok...i got my cock smothered in HYDROCORTISONE and im tired from the anti allergy shit so im gonna lay down. Thx for suggestions. HOpe you enjoyed the read and the lulz


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004953 - 02/10/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Don't feel bad about your poison oak infested junk. I have had poison ivy everywhere. One time I got it on my asshole, dick, and balls at the same time. I had to take oatmeal baths for awhile, which I actually liked. It was still pretty awful.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8005106 - 02/10/08 03:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Spiritual Seeker said:
Ok so i had an invisible rash on my balls and dick for the last few days and ive been scratching it like crazy. There was nothing there except a bad itch. Now that i look down there are very small bumps comming in.

I have a patch of bumps as well on my shoulder, back and inner leg. I was getting worried then it hit me. Its fucking poison oak which i havnt had for YEARS! Ive been walking alot through the forest alot just exploring as it gets nicer out. I guess when i came home and rubbed one out it got on my dick.

I might go to the doctor monday, is there anything i can do to help this go away. Ive stopped scratching for one.

(Before you make STD jokes i havnt gotten laid in over a month, go fuck yourself)




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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8005139 - 02/10/08 03:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ouch. Shoulda washed your hands. Bet you're never going to forget now.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Boom]
    #8005205 - 02/10/08 04:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Boom said:
Hopefully this doesn't happen to your dick

This is a cell phone picture of my arm this summer:






what the hell man! that looks quite uncomfortable...


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8005220 - 02/10/08 04:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

coldness helps in the battle against itchiness. ice your groin every now and then for relief.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8005460 - 02/10/08 05:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

wrestler_az said:
Quote:

Boom said:
Hopefully this doesn't happen to your dick

This is a cell phone picture of my arm this summer:






what the hell man! that looks quite uncomfortable...




yeah, it was pretty terrible :lol:  I was in summer class at the time, I covered it up with gauze, even though that's not a great idea, I just didn't want everyone to think I was a mutant :lol:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: usg543]
    #8005522 - 02/10/08 05:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

usg543 said:
you got the herps!  :haha:




Lol that sucks dude. GL getting rid of that shit


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8005645 - 02/10/08 05:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hmmm...perhaps $240 worth of pudding would help.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8005670 - 02/10/08 05:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Spiritual Seeker said:
Ok so i had an invisible rash on my balls and dick for the last few days and ive been scratching it like crazy. There was nothing there except a bad itch. Now that i look down there are very small bumps comming in.

I have a patch of bumps as well on my shoulder, back and inner leg. I was getting worried then it hit me. Its fucking poison oak which i havnt had for YEARS! Ive been walking alot through the forest alot just exploring as it gets nicer out. I guess when i came home and rubbed one out it got on my dick.




Quote:


:haha:





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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Robo]
    #8005804 - 02/10/08 06:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Could have been worse, I remember hearing a story about some people
burning poison oak in a campfire. Apparently they got the then
smoke-borne oil in there lungs and eyes. That had to hurt.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Vanguard]
    #8005962 - 02/10/08 06:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

One time when I was like 6 I took a shit in the woods and wiped my ass with poison oak. That fucking sucked.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: g00ru]
    #8005972 - 02/10/08 06:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

On a related note, I recommend washing your hands at least three times between chopping up chili peppers and taking a shit...


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8006039 - 02/10/08 07:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'm not affected by sumack poison oak or ivy. Dunno why


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: g00ru]
    #8006070 - 02/10/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

guruu said:
One time when I was like 6 I took a shit in the woods and wiped my ass with poison oak.




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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: sui]
    #8006967 - 02/10/08 10:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like that shit is just about to fall off.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: HybridFlash]
    #8006974 - 02/10/08 10:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

thats sucks iv been there

my doc sayed its very common in young men

whay with the constant jerkin it and all


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8007020 - 02/10/08 11:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Kiss your hippie manhood goodbye.:haha:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: PinballWizard]
    #8007114 - 02/10/08 11:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PinballWizard said:
Try Icy Hot.

Or read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urushiol-induced_contact_dermatitis




Yeah, do this.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Vanguard]
    #8007172 - 02/10/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Vanguard said:
seriosly though HYDROCORTISONE works great for
poison oak/ivy/sumac calimine lotion works great too.



The very best is Benzocaine, sold as Lanacane.
There is also an Extra Strength type that is 20% benzocaine rather than the normal 6%.

Next best is Hydrocortisone

I find Calamine is too slow acting, and not effective enough. I usually scratch it off before it works.

I have never had poison oak or ivy, i am one of the 15%-30% of the population that are not sensitive to it. Though, insects love to bite me, so that is what i usually use those medicines for.

Also note that Benzocaine is a topical anesthetic, so if you use it, it will be effective, but expect anyplace you apply it to feel numb- that is how it stops itching. Of course, the effects are temporary.
I get it off my fingers asap, cause i don't like my fingers going numb.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: robbyberto]
    #8007215 - 02/11/08 12:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
Don't feel bad about your poison oak infested junk. I have had poison ivy everywhere. One time I got it on my asshole, dick, and balls at the same time. I had to take oatmeal baths for awhile, which I actually liked. It was still pretty awful.




:lol:

wtf? pick the wrong bush for your romp with George Michael?


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: CureCat]
    #8007325 - 02/11/08 12:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

CureCat said:
Quote:

Vanguard said:
seriosly though HYDROCORTISONE works great for
poison oak/ivy/sumac calimine lotion works great too.



The very best is Benzocaine, sold as Lanacane.
There is also an Extra Strength type that is 20% benzocaine rather than the normal 6%.

Next best is Hydrocortisone

I find Calamine is too slow acting, and not effective enough. I usually scratch it off before it works.

I have never had poison oak or ivy, i am one of the 15%-30% of the population that are not sensitive to it. Though, insects love to bite me, so that is what i usually use those medicines for.

Also note that Benzocaine is a topical anesthetic, so if you use it, it will be effective, but expect anyplace you apply it to feel numb- that is how it stops itching. Of course, the effects are temporary.
I get it off my fingers asap, cause i don't like my fingers going numb.




Yeah, I like to use lidocaine on the worst of my sun burns and wow, what a relief.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8007377 - 02/11/08 01:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Poison Oak on Penis

I've heard of 'tree hugger', but 'tree fucker'? That's a new one! :yesnod:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Diploid]
    #8007530 - 02/11/08 02:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Poison Oak on Penis

I've heard of 'tree hugger', but 'tree fucker'? That's a new one! :yesnod:




he must have had a nice piece of ash!

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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8007535 - 02/11/08 02:20 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hey, sometimes herpes doesn't show up for months after you get it. :laugh:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8007574 - 02/11/08 02:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

he must have had a nice piece of ash!

I get morning wood all the time. :rimshot:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8007732 - 02/11/08 06:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Who is George Michael? I was 12 or 13 and I take to take a dump in the woods by a friends house. I didn't choose the the leafs that I wiped with carefully enough.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: sui]
    #8007794 - 02/11/08 07:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

If you can find some jewel weed you scratch the stalk and put the liquid on the irritated area, you are supposed to do it right away though and it will be gone the next day, it is the wrong time of year for jewel weed but the other surefire way to get rid of Ivy,oak, or sumack is MEK
methyl ethyl keytone on a rag used to clean off the infected area and then held on top for a few minutes it will be dead and gone within 24-hrs. I had poison ivy all over my chest and stomach, my cousin wouldn't use the MEK and suffered for an entire summer and I was poison free the next day. idk if you want MEK on the tea bag but it will kill it for sure. I would do it.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Diploid]
    #8008313 - 02/11/08 11:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I've had poison oak on my penis.  I was tripping in the woods, shit happens.  Actually I've gotten poison oak twice from tripping in the goddamn woods. 

A doc will likely prescribe you steroids.  They knock that shit out and they're sort of recreational too--they kind of amp you up, you don't need to sleep much and you get a lot done :lol: 

yea get those steriods from a doc if its really bad.  Topical itch cream works well, but it just masks the symptoms.  Benadryl cream worked well for me, so did cortisol.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8008332 - 02/11/08 11:20 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My Penis has stopped itching. But my ass has a small patch and i have a patch on my back.

Pretty funny though, Im actually not that pissed or upset. Its just one of those "WTF" moments.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8008401 - 02/11/08 11:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

no pix = it didnt happen


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: satcom]
    #8008894 - 02/11/08 01:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:gayflag:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8008941 - 02/11/08 02:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

smear oatmeal on your funstick


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