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The_Ghost
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
#8005139 - 02/10/08 03:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ouch. Shoulda washed your hands. Bet you're never going to forget now.
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wrestler_az
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Boom]
#8005205 - 02/10/08 04:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Boom said: Hopefully this doesn't happen to your dick
This is a cell phone picture of my arm this summer:
what the hell man! that looks quite uncomfortable...
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
#8005220 - 02/10/08 04:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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coldness helps in the battle against itchiness. ice your groin every now and then for relief.
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: wrestler_az]
#8005460 - 02/10/08 05:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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wrestler_az said:
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Boom said: Hopefully this doesn't happen to your dick
This is a cell phone picture of my arm this summer:
what the hell man! that looks quite uncomfortable...
yeah, it was pretty terrible I was in summer class at the time, I covered it up with gauze, even though that's not a great idea, I just didn't want everyone to think I was a mutant
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Cubie
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: usg543]
#8005522 - 02/10/08 05:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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usg543 said: you got the herps!
Lol that sucks dude. GL getting rid of that shit
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
#8005645 - 02/10/08 05:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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hmmm...perhaps $240 worth of pudding would help.
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Robo
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
#8005670 - 02/10/08 05:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Spiritual Seeker said: Ok so i had an invisible rash on my balls and dick for the last few days and ive been scratching it like crazy. There was nothing there except a bad itch. Now that i look down there are very small bumps comming in.
I have a patch of bumps as well on my shoulder, back and inner leg. I was getting worried then it hit me. Its fucking poison oak which i havnt had for YEARS! Ive been walking alot through the forest alot just exploring as it gets nicer out. I guess when i came home and rubbed one out it got on my dick.
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Robo]
#8005804 - 02/10/08 06:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Could have been worse, I remember hearing a story about some people burning poison oak in a campfire. Apparently they got the then smoke-borne oil in there lungs and eyes. That had to hurt.
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Vanguard]
#8005962 - 02/10/08 06:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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One time when I was like 6 I took a shit in the woods and wiped my ass with poison oak. That fucking sucked.
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: g00ru]
#8005972 - 02/10/08 06:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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On a related note, I recommend washing your hands at least three times between chopping up chili peppers and taking a shit...
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Cubie
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Entropymancer]
#8006039 - 02/10/08 07:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm not affected by sumack poison oak or ivy. Dunno why
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Robo
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: g00ru]
#8006070 - 02/10/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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guruu said: One time when I was like 6 I took a shit in the woods and wiped my ass with poison oak.
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HybridFlash
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: sui]
#8006967 - 02/10/08 10:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sounds like that shit is just about to fall off.
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notapillow
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: HybridFlash]
#8006974 - 02/10/08 10:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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thats sucks iv been there
my doc sayed its very common in young men
whay with the constant jerkin it and all
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
#8007020 - 02/10/08 11:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Kiss your hippie manhood goodbye.
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: PinballWizard]
#8007114 - 02/10/08 11:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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PinballWizard said: Try Icy Hot.
Or read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urushiol-induced_contact_dermatitis
Yeah, do this.
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Vanguard]
#8007172 - 02/10/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Vanguard said: seriosly though HYDROCORTISONE works great for poison oak/ivy/sumac calimine lotion works great too.
The very best is Benzocaine, sold as Lanacane. There is also an Extra Strength type that is 20% benzocaine rather than the normal 6%.
Next best is Hydrocortisone
I find Calamine is too slow acting, and not effective enough. I usually scratch it off before it works.
I have never had poison oak or ivy, i am one of the 15%-30% of the population that are not sensitive to it. Though, insects love to bite me, so that is what i usually use those medicines for.
Also note that Benzocaine is a topical anesthetic, so if you use it, it will be effective, but expect anyplace you apply it to feel numb- that is how it stops itching. Of course, the effects are temporary. I get it off my fingers asap, cause i don't like my fingers going numb.
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: robbyberto]
#8007215 - 02/11/08 12:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: Don't feel bad about your poison oak infested junk. I have had poison ivy everywhere. One time I got it on my asshole, dick, and balls at the same time. I had to take oatmeal baths for awhile, which I actually liked. It was still pretty awful.

wtf? pick the wrong bush for your romp with George Michael?
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: CureCat]
#8007325 - 02/11/08 12:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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CureCat said:
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Vanguard said: seriosly though HYDROCORTISONE works great for poison oak/ivy/sumac calimine lotion works great too.
The very best is Benzocaine, sold as Lanacane. There is also an Extra Strength type that is 20% benzocaine rather than the normal 6%.
Next best is Hydrocortisone
I find Calamine is too slow acting, and not effective enough. I usually scratch it off before it works.
I have never had poison oak or ivy, i am one of the 15%-30% of the population that are not sensitive to it. Though, insects love to bite me, so that is what i usually use those medicines for.
Also note that Benzocaine is a topical anesthetic, so if you use it, it will be effective, but expect anyplace you apply it to feel numb- that is how it stops itching. Of course, the effects are temporary. I get it off my fingers asap, cause i don't like my fingers going numb.
Yeah, I like to use lidocaine on the worst of my sun burns and wow, what a relief.
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
#8007377 - 02/11/08 01:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Poison Oak on Penis
I've heard of 'tree hugger', but 'tree fucker'? That's a new one!
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