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OfflineSpiritual Seeker
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Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help
    #8004462 - 02/10/08 12:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ok so i had an invisible rash on my balls and dick for the last few days and ive been scratching it like crazy. There was nothing there except a bad itch. Now that i look down there are very small bumps comming in.

I have a patch of bumps as well on my shoulder, back and inner leg. I was getting worried then it hit me. Its fucking poison oak which i havnt had for YEARS! Ive been walking alot through the forest alot just exploring as it gets nicer out. I guess when i came home and rubbed one out it got on my dick.

I might go to the doctor monday, is there anything i can do to help this go away. Ive stopped scratching for one.

(Before you make STD jokes i havnt gotten laid in over a month, go fuck yourself)


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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004471 - 02/10/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Is it calamine lotion that will stop the itching?


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004473 - 02/10/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you got the herps!  :haha:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004485 - 02/10/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Man, that has to be rough...I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be if I got poison oak on or in my crotch.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Psy Baba]
    #8004490 - 02/10/08 12:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DuNeRaVeR said:
Is it calamine lotion that will stop the itching?




:yesnod:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004504 - 02/10/08 12:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

sorry man, but i can't stop laughing at this.

One time a wasp was on my balls and stung me a few times, it hurt like a bitch.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004506 - 02/10/08 12:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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OfflineSpiritual Seeker
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: niteowl]
    #8004508 - 02/10/08 12:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

how can i make it go away? Is there anyway besides not scratching? Green tea?


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: beneath]
    #8004513 - 02/10/08 12:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you got your balls stung hahaha


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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004521 - 02/10/08 12:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Spiritual Seeker said:
how can i make it go away? Is there anyway besides not scratching? Green tea?





Green tea wont fix it to my knowledge lol. Go see a doctor and pay a ridiculous amount to give you something some ointment that will fix it. if it is indeed poison oak.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004526 - 02/10/08 12:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Spiritual Seeker said:
how can i make it go away? Is there anyway besides not scratching? Green tea?




calamine lotion.... FTW

It will probably take 5-7 days for it to clear up.

:bouncysmoke:


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004532 - 02/10/08 12:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Spiritual Seeker said:
Ive been walking alot through the forest alot just exploring as it gets nicer out. I guess when i came home and rubbed one out it got on my dick.





Don't lie, you were jerken the gerkin in the woods weren't you

seriosly though HYDROCORTISONE works great for
poison oak/ivy/sumac calimine lotion works great too.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Vanguard]
    #8004543 - 02/10/08 12:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

tea tree oil will help


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: coulterIV]
    #8004561 - 02/10/08 12:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

If you're really lucky, it's not poison oak at all, it's just eczema, which is less itchy but NEVER FUCKING GOES AWAY. (I hate eczema)


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Angered Roach]
    #8004566 - 02/10/08 12:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hahahaha silly hippis


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004589 - 02/10/08 01:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hopefully this doesn't happen to your dick

This is a cell phone picture of my arm this summer:



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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: coulterIV]
    #8004595 - 02/10/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

coulterIV said:
tea tree oil will help



On your dick though? I think that'd be rather like lathering on some icyhot.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8004931 - 02/10/08 02:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

ok...i got my cock smothered in HYDROCORTISONE and im tired from the anti allergy shit so im gonna lay down. Thx for suggestions. HOpe you enjoyed the read and the lulz


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8004953 - 02/10/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Don't feel bad about your poison oak infested junk. I have had poison ivy everywhere. One time I got it on my asshole, dick, and balls at the same time. I had to take oatmeal baths for awhile, which I actually liked. It was still pretty awful.


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Re: Poison Oak on Penis......PLease fucking help [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8005106 - 02/10/08 03:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Spiritual Seeker said:
Ok so i had an invisible rash on my balls and dick for the last few days and ive been scratching it like crazy. There was nothing there except a bad itch. Now that i look down there are very small bumps comming in.

I have a patch of bumps as well on my shoulder, back and inner leg. I was getting worried then it hit me. Its fucking poison oak which i havnt had for YEARS! Ive been walking alot through the forest alot just exploring as it gets nicer out. I guess when i came home and rubbed one out it got on my dick.

I might go to the doctor monday, is there anything i can do to help this go away. Ive stopped scratching for one.

(Before you make STD jokes i havnt gotten laid in over a month, go fuck yourself)




:haha:


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