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jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best!
    #8003563 - 02/10/08 02:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i just had the most wild dmt experience to date... still recovering a bit. i was having a lovely dance session with some gear driven mechanical elves, so vivd, so full of color, so unREAL! they were singing, and dancing, and fucking... they invited me to sing along. i felt queasy to my stomach when i tried... then a mad dash to the bathroom, projectile vomitting all over the place. i must say, hurling violent chunks during the peak of a dmt session isnt really all that fun. it was too bad it had to end on such a shitty note, everything was going so smooth....

i still love it though. fucking shit man!

dmt ftw!


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8003569 - 02/10/08 03:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

im totally noob about dmt, how does it make u throw up? is that ayuhuasca


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wocka]
    #8003575 - 02/10/08 03:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

this is the first time ive actually thrown up from smoking dmt. mostly i think it happened because it is some very harsh smoke, and i got caught in a coughing fit... one thing led to another and triggered my gag reflex. it was all over.

its funny though, the way these elves were singing. inticing me to join in with them, then when i give it a shot.... well, the only music coming out of my mouth was the splashing in the toilet. go figure...


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8003702 - 02/10/08 05:21 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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its funny though, the way these elves were singing. inticing me to join in with them, then when i give it a shot.... well, the only music coming out of my mouth was the splashing in the toilet. go figure...




hahahahaa yep.


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: Merkin]
    #8003776 - 02/10/08 07:13 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

So how were your other DMT experiences? Was this your first breakthrough?

That sounds pretty intense, to be vomiting like that while having a full on DMT trip going...


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: Kamek]
    #8003882 - 02/10/08 08:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

DMT seems to be calling my name
but i'm afraid to try it after reading what some of you guys go through
i've always had a little bit of an overactive imagination which is why psychedelics have always been my thing
but that's why i'm hesitant to try DMT, my mind really knows how to put on a spectacle

i want to know more about your experience man
what's the onset like? how long does it take and how long does it last?
is smoking it better than other ways you've done it?


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: anarchOi]
    #8004273 - 02/10/08 11:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I thought smoking is the only way to ingest it and have some real effect.


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8004421 - 02/10/08 12:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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dmt ftw!



QFT.


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: Kamek]
    #8004793 - 02/10/08 01:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

no, this was not my first break through, but it was the most intense journy i have taken with the substance so far. i really wish i wouldnt have puked. not so much the fact that the act of it sucked, cuz it did, but my visit with these mechanical elves got cut short by it. i could still see them in my head as i hurled psychedelic chunks all over my bathroom. i get the feeling they were laughing at me.

my other experiences have been just as bizarre. i have made quite a few threads on the topic, im to lazy to go find them right now. but this one stood out in just how REAL these visions seemed. but at the same time, i kept my head, and i knew it couldnt be real. or could it? i was just so confused.

these elves were floating around in space, adorned with lavish costumes of the most bright and vivid colors i have ever seen. very cartoonish, yet held a very real quality to them. they danced. the way they danced is hardly describable. they way they moved, in and out of space and times, through multiple dimensions.... they would move through each other, becoming one for a second or two. they hugged and kissed, soon it was a mechanical dmt elve sex party. an orgy if inter dimensional space traveling cartoon elves....

it was wild man. my words do in no justice. then they started singing. in wasnt so much a song, as it was a continuous drone. kind of like a humming, with a screaming, with a whistling.... cant describe it either. they call me to join the song. i felt compelled to do so. this is when i got sick, and took off for the bathroom.


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: anarchOi]
    #8004816 - 02/10/08 02:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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anarchOi said:
i want to know more about your experience man
what's the onset like? how long does it take and how long does it last?
is smoking it better than other ways you've done it?




the onset if fast and hard, hits you like a tidal wave after you exhale your first hit. yet, to get a good one, you need to keep smoking after that. at least another hit or two. i basically load way more than i need, then smoke until i am physically unable to do so. this method seems to assure a rewarding experience.

it usually lasts around 15-30 minutes for me, from start to finish. with the first 10 minutes or so being the most extreme, the rest is just coming down and after glow.

i have yet to try dmt orally. it is on my to do list.... ill have to get back you you on that one.


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8004826 - 02/10/08 02:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Can I have some?


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8004839 - 02/10/08 02:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

sure, come over. :smirk:


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8004849 - 02/10/08 02:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I actually don't live that far from you.  Like 14 hours or something... :smile:


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8004855 - 02/10/08 02:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

thats practically right down the street man. what you waiting for? ill have the bowl loaded for ya...


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8004869 - 02/10/08 02:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe in the summer?  :laugh:


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8005012 - 02/10/08 03:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

See, I want to smoke DMT to see some goddamn elves and aliens/alien things. I personally don't care about "Having my own experience"---I want to see some elves, that is all!

I really want a drug that compares to Dungeons and Dragons, as weird as that sounds...

Are these Elves guaranteed? Isn't there info on it like about 70% of people see aliens or elves, or "make contact"?


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8005033 - 02/10/08 03:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you get a good hit, they will come. they arent always "elves" though, sometimes alien insect creatures, sometimes toys, or blobs of light.... its weird stuff.


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8005039 - 02/10/08 03:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Apollyphelion said:
See, I want to smoke DMT to see some goddamn elves and aliens/alien things. I personally don't care about "Having my own experience"---I want to see some elves, that is all!

I really want a drug that compares to Dungeons and Dragons, as weird as that sounds...

Are these Elves guaranteed? Isn't there info on it like about 70% of people see aliens or elves, or "make contact"?



Guaranteed Elves lol. Fucking infomercial.


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: The_Ghost]
    #8005046 - 02/10/08 03:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

seriously, i could see billy mayes selling this shit...


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8005047 - 02/10/08 03:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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you get a good hit, they will come. they arent always "elves" though, sometimes alien insect creatures, sometimes toys, or blobs of light.... its weird stuff.




"Sentient"?


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8005050 - 02/10/08 03:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

indeed


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8005056 - 02/10/08 03:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I want to fight these high level monsters. I do like 30 damage a hit, so I'm looking for monster with more HP.


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8005135 - 02/10/08 03:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

they rain showers of gifts from within upon your soul. endless... wave after wave... if you can find your way through the shitstorm of psychedelic wonder they throw at you, i hope you still have enough energy to hear them speak, let alone fight. :rocket:


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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8034113 - 02/17/08 09:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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seriously, i could see billy mayes selling this shit...




lmFao, i shoulda been in the pub a long time ago
what doesn't billy mayes sell?
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Re: jesus on a cracker! dmt is teh best! [Re: anarchOi]
    #8034116 - 02/17/08 09:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

We'll even throw in a pair of pliers that can wrench the nipple off Rosie O' Donell! Wowsers!!!:eek:


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