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OfflineWysefool
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Re: Your worst teachers [Re: Plok]
    #8001040 - 02/09/08 04:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My English class in Grade 10 was one I skipped a lot but English is a subject I'm good at and I should have been able to at least pass. This teacher was the wife of the school's principal and it was pretty obvious she got the go ahead to pick favourite students.

At the end of the semester she invited us all to come and look at her computer with her so she could show us our grades before report cards came out. I go up and look at my grade and it's 49%, I asked if there was any extra work I could do to make up that 1% to pass and she told me no and that I shouldn't be surprised.

I have no doubt that she failed me like that because I was almost always stoned and she knew I thought she was a crazy cat lady. She had a huge table covered in all these knick-knacks, I would guess at least 30 of them, and every single one was some kind of cat. 

She also had a coffee maker in her classroom so she wouldn't have to walk over to the staff room (I'm sure the other teachers hated the special treatment she got).  I never saw her without a huge cup of coffee, I'm guessing she drank two or three full 12-cup pots of coffee during school every day.

I ended up switching schools after that year and after a month of doing grade 10 "Communications" (Short-bus English) they bumped me up to English 11. :borat:

I know this story was long and boring for everybody else but she really got on my nerves. :crankey:


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Re: Your worst teachers [Re: Ferris]
    #8001073 - 02/09/08 04:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Greening...
We were all sitting on the big rug, and she keeps the door that leads outside open all the time. So a bee flew in the room and landed on my head, so I felt it to see what it was and it stung me.
I started crying, and apparently that made her mad so she made me stay inside from recess that day.
It sucked.


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Re: Your worst teachers [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8001202 - 02/09/08 05:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Wow.

Your guys public education system sucks ass.


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Re: Your worst teachers [Re: Noetical]
    #8001214 - 02/09/08 05:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it was the greatest down here, we go to fight in class and get credit for it


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Re: Your worst teachers [Re: Plok]
    #8001514 - 02/09/08 06:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ms. Deer. Fourth grade. An old (and I mean OLD) lady with a face like a rock quarry that had been dynamited. She had an annoying voice and pronounced things strangely. Like we would be taken outside and lined up and given small cups filled with mouthwash and instead of "Rinse" it sounded like she said "Wrench!!"

She sent me to the principal's office for a whipping once for, get this, sneezing too loud!

I thought for sure she was dead but recently I spotted her at a public event. I wasn't sure it was her at first..she had aged even more and her eyes had strangely sunken into her face in a glaring visage of ancient evil. She looked like the Evil Emperor from Star Wars. I almost felt sorry for her.


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Re: Your worst teachers [Re: zorbman]
    #8001770 - 02/09/08 06:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

We had a maths teacher called Mrs. Krone. One time the entire class just engaged each other in 'felt-pen combat'. That is, desks were upturned and everyone was just pelting felt-tip pens at everyone else. It was fucking great. She went out of the room and didn't come back for the rest of the lesson.

Another time we had an African guy teaching R.E., I never liked those lessons. Anyways, one day I squirted a water bottle at his head. He went to get the headmaster so I climbed out the window and went home.

We had an IT teacher that was on sick leave for well over a year. One winter when he was there however it had been snowing quite badly, he was on duty at playtime. Someone threw a snowball at him and he caught it, laughed and looked so smug. Cue the entire playground turning around and hurling snowballs at him. Someone got him right in the face and knocked his glasses off. He went back inside crying apparently.

School was fucking great.


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