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AtticusProphet
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guerilla farming
#8000205 - 02/09/08 01:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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has anybody had any luck/experience with this? or heard any stories of farmers getting caught?
my goldfish approached me yesterday with an idea he had been thinking about. upon hearing it I immediately chastised him and gave him the flush. His plan was this: he wanted to plant 5 or 6 mini fields of poppies around my town and the outlying farming areas, maybe a few hundred to a thousand flowers at each. they would be in decently obscure areas, where an inevitable lancing could take place free from prying eyes. to my surprise, he had already planted a few mccormick seeds from wal-fart in order to test their viability. as soon as they germinate, which should be in less than 5 days, i plan to buy a new goldfish to continue the work of ol' goldie (aka start planting) i have never grown anything in my life and would appreciate any tips or suggestions you guys could offer.
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just poppies? don't worry about it
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If i was ever to grow plants for producing illegal drugs i would definitely not do it near a town. I would find a piece of land that people never go and make a track that goes for several hours.
I would be very careful especially for class A drugs.. 10 years jail min.
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Edited by Magash (02/11/08 03:43 AM)
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AtticusProphet
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well i mean hooray for heroin and everything...but all i'm really after is opium, and as there's absolutely no viable market for opium anymore after the discovery of morphine and the further discovery of your precious heroin, i cant buy it anywhere. so i figure this'l give me and my buddies a few weeks of fun once summer rolls around.
quinine does sound pretty tasty tho...
and also iv got about 15 ganj seeds. i was gonna save some up for about another month til it gets a little warmer. i should have anywhere from 30-50 of those by mid march, and i was gonna try some guerilla techniques with those too. i didnt wanna mention it in case its against the forum rules or something gay like that.
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I hope I find your field. Im going to put on my ninja mask after the sun goes down and run throughout your field milking your pods 
I remember when I was in England they have tons and tons of open poppy fields, I was too young at the time to realize what a beautiful sight this was.
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A lot of country folks use this as a method for growing weed, so I can't see why it wouldn't work for poppies. It's just a matter of being careful and discreet.
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AtticusProphet
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: NiamhNyx]
#8003487 - 02/10/08 02:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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hoooray! the seedlings have sprouted! omfg fmah they look soooo cute! tomorow night I'm going to begin planting my crops.
I'll report back in 3 months
and killerpicklez i will bite your heart out, melt it down, and sell it to your family as heroin if i find ninjas in my field
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Edited by AtticusProphet (02/10/08 02:07 AM)
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: ApJunkie]
#8004831 - 02/10/08 02:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I would be very careful especially for class A drugs.. 10 years jail min. It would probably be easier just to smuggle 1kg of 90% heroin for a few 1000 dollars and cut it down to about 3% with quinine and/or mannitol. Giving you about 300kg of street grade heroin. You would make a few hundred million of that.
I hate to see talk like this in the E.G.
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well i mean hooray for heroin and everything...but all i'm really after is opium, and as there's absolutely no viable market for opium anymore after the discovery of morphine and the further discovery of your precious heroin, i cant buy it anywhere. so i figure this'l give me and my buddies a few weeks of fun once summer rolls around

This does sound like a decent way to get a little opium.
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If i was ever to grow plants for producing illegal drugs i would definitely not do it near a town. I would find a piece of land that people never go and make a track that goes for several hours.
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You are by far the most sketch person I have ever encountered on a webforum.
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Edited by FarFromHere (02/10/08 09:09 PM)
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Cholo
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prime location is national forests. deep in the woods. About 9 miles from my small town wich is already remote in its self there is a huge national forest that would be perfect for marijuana crops/poppy fields/even meth labs.
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: Cholo]
#8006668 - 02/10/08 09:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cholo said: prime location is national forests. deep in the woods. About 9 miles from my small town wich is already remote in its self there is a huge national forest that would be perfect for marijuana crops/poppy fields/even meth labs.
I have about 4,000 seeds from gutted pods, Im thinking about planting them along the wall in my backyard. We have about 3/4 acre enclosed with a brick wall so I figure I could plant a decent number.
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Cholo
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should go well im sure the average cop wouldnt know shit about poppies. this isnt afganistan
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: Cholo]
#8009428 - 02/11/08 04:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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last year i did a small experimental operation in some expansive swamps near my house. i had about 10 mj plants in 5 gal buckets scattered through this nasty swamp that seems to go on for miles and gets about 3 feet deep with water plus another 3+ muck. after me and my bud got done planting we realized that we were totally lost in a labyrinth of shrubs and pools of stagnant water. so we wandered aimlessly marking trees as we went for a few hours, as a thunder storm rolls in, and if shit cant get any worse we realize that we have been going in circles for hours. finally 2 1/2 hours later we stumble upon a hunting trail that leads to a road. nobody will ever find my plants there, or at least get out alive to talk about it
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killerthc
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: Phish_Dude]
#8009512 - 02/11/08 04:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol nice Phish_Dude.... i know an area just like that down my road... pretty remote i might try to grow in there
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: killerthc]
#8011181 - 02/11/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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will you find them again?
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AtticusProphet
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i will
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Phish_Dude
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yeah i did find them but i took a bit of searching and smelling, always follow your nose!
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: Phish_Dude]
#8013755 - 02/12/08 04:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol make sure you remember this time
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AtticusProphet
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: killerthc]
#8015823 - 02/13/08 12:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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will rain wash away poppy seeds??!
i got the first field worked and I seeded it last night, but it's been raining all day. will i need to reseed after it stops or will they be fine
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: Cholo]
#8016327 - 02/13/08 03:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cholo said: prime location is national forests. deep in the woods. About 9 miles from my small town wich is already remote in its self there is a huge national forest that would be perfect for marijuana crops/poppy fields/even meth labs.
If I find you clearing yourself a plot in my woods while I'm trying to kick it you won't continue any further save as conifer fertilizer. Quote:
deep in the woods.
"Deep" in the woods generally connotes amongst old growth, where unless you're a tall tree you have better be adept at surviving in dark undergrowth conditions.
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: Phish_Dude]
#8016371 - 02/13/08 05:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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clear cuts/old logging areas are GREAT!
1- roads are often closed to public. 2- they are old and unused after replanted. and if its not a plt they dont prune or do any of that type of shit. 3- lots of small ponds/marshes=no need to go there too often 4-lots of prickly bushes to protect from wildlife (deer) 5-you dont need to visit much.
back home in BC there are a ***LOT*** of grows out in the mountins for the above reasons.
my "friends mothers dogs daugter" had some plants growing in one of these. it was visited 3 times. once to plant and prep soil etc. once when he though it would be starting to get ready to flower (seasons change) and give it a feed. and last to cut and harvest (was lucky to find it at the right time).
it was in a marshy area so did not need to be watered once...just the soil was prepared ad given various ferts.
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: kadakuda]
#8017045 - 02/13/08 10:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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How was the soil prepared?
I can't just throw the seeds in the ground?
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killerthc
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yeah you can actually throw the seeds in the ground... i think its called the seed intensive method i dunno much bout it though...
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AtticusProphet
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Re: guerilla farming [Re: killerthc]
#8018085 - 02/13/08 03:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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as much as I love yalls little fuckin stories, i need to know the answer to a question
will rain wash away freshly sown poppy seed
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kadakuda
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if it floods or rains hard, probably. poppy seed, or any seeds...no difference. depends how, where and when you plant them....
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