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Offlineigwna
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God just came along...
    #7998022 - 02/08/08 08:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

backstory: alright so me and my friend have this time a few times a month (he lives awhile away) where he comes up and we just smoke the shit out of some kief or just really dank bud that we get from my friend (best supplier ever.. apologized last night for giving me a 20 sack that was over a gram..[usually gives us more])

anyway, i rolled the best blunt in the world and we clam baked his car. normally we just get mind fucked and laugh at stupid shit. you know how it is.


but we started talking about God and shit and he posed an interesting theory to me.

Suppose God didn't create earth or didn't intentionally create earth. Say he was just messing around being the omnipotent being he is... (or just some other kind of mad cool scientific sentient being or whatever, but for the sake of my friends theory we'll say he's omnipotent) So he's screwing around right, makes a whole bunch of planets, gravity, and essentially earth. But he didn't really focus on earth, he just kinda went off and did his divine being shit elsewhere. *Evolution is just like a preset on earth, he didn't have to tinker with.*

However long later, he notices what he made [earth] and takes a peek. Watches for a while, or lurks, and decides he wants to see whats up. So he does the whole Avatar thing and shows up on earth as Jesus. The 'Divine Incarnation' of his, well...you know, more badass self. See's whats up and watches us murder him (at this point my friend also said he could of just been speaking THROUGH Jesus like Bender and Malakai in that episode of futurama) and decides he doesn't want shit to do with us... or something like that. Decides to screw around with us on a much more *subliminal level.

I don't know, I'm agnostic and don't hold ANY of this closely, but I did find it to be a pretty interesting idea. What do you guys think?


*Edit* These guys-->* mean edited parts


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I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians. Some call that anarchism. I call it having a fucking heart that beats.



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InvisibleIcelander
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Re: God just came along... [Re: igwna]
    #7998079 - 02/08/08 09:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I think it sounds like what stoners talk about when stoned and think that that is really interesting when in reality it really isn't very interesting at all.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: God just came along... [Re: Icelander]
    #7998963 - 02/09/08 01:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

yeah, probably.

i'm gonna light up a blunt and think about it some more :gethigh:



it seemed like something to throw out there at the time.













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though in reality i think its more plausible then the theories that are actually believed. *note: i havent sparked my blunt yet..*


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I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians. Some call that anarchism. I call it having a fucking heart that beats.



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