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Show me some top notch Engrish
    #7997674 - 02/08/08 07:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

There's lots out there, some better than others. Be discriminating. Post the best stuff!











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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997700 - 02/08/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

i especially like the first one.

this makes me wonder how much we fuck up words over here and have the japs making fun of us.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: appleorange]
    #7997727 - 02/08/08 07:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i'm pretty sure cabbages and condoms is a large franchise. my roommate went to one in like thailand or singapore, or some other SE Asian nation.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997742 - 02/08/08 07:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



i feel bad now...


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997748 - 02/08/08 07:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Cabbages and Condoms? I can't even begin to imagine what they were trying to say


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997755 - 02/08/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)











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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7997759 - 02/08/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I can't wait til a cabbages and condoms opens up near me. I can only think of one thing after I finish a big bowl of cabbage.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997805 - 02/08/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Engrish to the rescue!


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997875 - 02/08/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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This made me laugh for a few minutes.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997906 - 02/08/08 08:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



EDIT: apparently this is a trendy clothing store


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #7997911 - 02/08/08 08:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

These are hilarious! More!


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: CherryBom]
    #7997917 - 02/08/08 08:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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These are hilarious!  More!



http://www.engrish.com

Help yourself. :thumbup:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7997926 - 02/08/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
    #7997981 - 02/08/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)







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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
    #7998001 - 02/08/08 08:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)









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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
    #7998080 - 02/08/08 09:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Ferris said:





WTF? that makes no sense...

but for 1.000 whatevers, i'd buy it.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: MrBump]
    #7998155 - 02/08/08 09:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

makes perfect sense.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7998226 - 02/08/08 09:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I don't have pictures for these.

"Bite the wax tadpole." Coca-Cola name as originally translated into Chinese (later changed to "May the mouth rejoice").

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." Ad slogan "Pepsi comes alive" as initially translated into Chinese.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: zorbman]
    #7998273 - 02/08/08 09:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This threads TOO MUCH. I gotta have that t-shirt though, if I ever want a shot abeing cool.

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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7998284 - 02/08/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you have i wish i was cool names

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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7998286 - 02/08/08 09:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Is this a possible candidate for the Most Memorable Posts entry?


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
    #7998320 - 02/08/08 10:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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Where can I get that shirt :awesome:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Robo]
    #7998329 - 02/08/08 10:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Omni said:
Quote:

Ferris said:





Where can I get that shirt :awesome:




Hell yeah, son, that is what I'M SAYIN'! It would go PERFECT with my trippin' slippers.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7998333 - 02/08/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I could put it into my pink shirt drawer.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
    #7998404 - 02/08/08 10:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



Also, I too would buy one of those mushroom shirts for 1,000 yen no problem!

I am looking for HAPPINESS!


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7998439 - 02/08/08 10:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)
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DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL.



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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: LucidDream]
    #7999305 - 02/09/08 07:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)











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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: LucidDream]
    #7999307 - 02/09/08 07:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL.






I love happy fun ball but it is most definitely NOT ENGRISH :crankey:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7999314 - 02/09/08 07:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)


and


are the best. :lol:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: maggotz]
    #7999596 - 02/09/08 10:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

[image][/image]
take that unsafe chinese toys!

[image][/image]


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7999639 - 02/09/08 10:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

andyistic said:
Is this a possible candidate for the Most Memorable Posts entry?




Once it's like, ten pages, maybe...


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #8000032 - 02/09/08 12:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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:rofl2:

I like how they're all covered in blood.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8000230 - 02/09/08 01:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Not for use by kids under the age of two:



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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #8000450 - 02/09/08 02:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Now that's not Engrish at all is it :nono:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8000465 - 02/09/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I cannot be _____ for wanting to promote enjoyable images.

_____ is the word which best describes this situation.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #8000471 - 02/09/08 02:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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FAIL is the word which best describes this situation.




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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Robo]
    #8000475 - 02/09/08 02:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Nope, that's not it.

More along the lines of "blamed" or "criticized".


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #8000565 - 02/09/08 03:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

andyistic said:
I cannot be _____ for wanting to promote enjoyable images.

_____ is the word which best describes this situation.




:confused:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8000617 - 02/09/08 03:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)




This is a chain store in Taiwan. In the Chinese writing it literally means Black Person King.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: meatcakeman]
    #8000620 - 02/09/08 03:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Robo]
    #8001821 - 02/09/08 06:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: meatcakeman]
    #8002053 - 02/09/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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This is a chain store in Taiwan. In the Chinese writing it literally means Black Person King.




:rofl: fucking lol


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: sam420]
    #8002440 - 02/09/08 08:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I just check my phone and I must have deleted the pictures but I've seen:

@ a near by Chinese restaurant (Dynasty House Chinese Food) they were repairing the sign but for like a month the sign read **NASTY ***** ******* FOOD

A box @ work reads: High Flo Butt Valve :confused:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: CosmicFool]
    #8002569 - 02/09/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:nothingtoadd:  :dumblol:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: desertturtle]
    #8016633 - 02/13/08 08:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)











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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8017885 - 02/13/08 02:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)


:stars:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #8017898 - 02/13/08 02:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

5 and 10 are awesome. :lol:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: maggotz]
    #8017940 - 02/13/08 02:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I can't find the actual sign (it's on engrish.com) but this is from a sign outside a bar in Japan

"The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future."


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any fear at all, for whenever I will—
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Lion]
    #8017947 - 02/13/08 02:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
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at the crucial moments I’ll recover
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Lion]
    #8017949 - 02/13/08 02:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Lion]
    #8017953 - 02/13/08 02:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8017957 - 02/13/08 02:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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