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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Robo]
    #8001821 - 02/09/08 06:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: meatcakeman]
    #8002053 - 02/09/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:



This is a chain store in Taiwan. In the Chinese writing it literally means Black Person King.




:rofl: fucking lol


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: sam420]
    #8002440 - 02/09/08 08:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I just check my phone and I must have deleted the pictures but I've seen:

@ a near by Chinese restaurant (Dynasty House Chinese Food) they were repairing the sign but for like a month the sign read **NASTY ***** ******* FOOD

A box @ work reads: High Flo Butt Valve :confused:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: CosmicFool]
    #8002569 - 02/09/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:nothingtoadd:  :dumblol:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: desertturtle]
    #8016633 - 02/13/08 08:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)











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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8017885 - 02/13/08 02:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)


:stars:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #8017898 - 02/13/08 02:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

5 and 10 are awesome. :lol:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: maggotz]
    #8017940 - 02/13/08 02:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I can't find the actual sign (it's on engrish.com) but this is from a sign outside a bar in Japan

"The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future."


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I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Lion]
    #8017947 - 02/13/08 02:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Lion]
    #8017949 - 02/13/08 02:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Lion]
    #8017953 - 02/13/08 02:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8017957 - 02/13/08 02:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hahah


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