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WhiskeyClone
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Show me some top notch Engrish
#7997674 - 02/08/08 07:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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There's lots out there, some better than others. Be discriminating. Post the best stuff!




-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7997700 - 02/08/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i especially like the first one.
this makes me wonder how much we fuck up words over here and have the japs making fun of us.
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: appleorange]
#7997727 - 02/08/08 07:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i'm pretty sure cabbages and condoms is a large franchise. my roommate went to one in like thailand or singapore, or some other SE Asian nation.
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7997742 - 02/08/08 07:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i feel bad now...
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fear.loathingSF
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7997748 - 02/08/08 07:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cabbages and Condoms? I can't even begin to imagine what they were trying to say
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7997755 - 02/08/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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I can't wait til a cabbages and condoms opens up near me. I can only think of one thing after I finish a big bowl of cabbage.
-------------------- "And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7997805 - 02/08/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Engrish to the rescue!
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7997875 - 02/08/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said:

This made me laugh for a few minutes.
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MrBump
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7997906 - 02/08/08 08:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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EDIT: apparently this is a trendy clothing store
-------------------- If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all. There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn. Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?
Edited by MrBump (02/08/08 08:13 PM)
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: bhamlaxy]
#7997911 - 02/08/08 08:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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These are hilarious! More!
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: CherryBom]
#7997917 - 02/08/08 08:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
CherryBom said: These are hilarious! More!
http://www.engrish.com
Help yourself.
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7997926 - 02/08/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
#7997981 - 02/08/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Idiot
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
#7998001 - 02/08/08 08:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- Customize your Shroomery experience! Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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MrBump
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
#7998080 - 02/08/08 09:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ferris said:
WTF? that makes no sense...
but for 1.000 whatevers, i'd buy it.
-------------------- If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all. There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn. Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: MrBump]
#7998155 - 02/08/08 09:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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makes perfect sense.
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7998226 - 02/08/08 09:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't have pictures for these.
"Bite the wax tadpole." Coca-Cola name as originally translated into Chinese (later changed to "May the mouth rejoice"). "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." Ad slogan "Pepsi comes alive" as initially translated into Chinese.
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: zorbman]
#7998273 - 02/08/08 09:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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This threads TOO MUCH. I gotta have that t-shirt though, if I ever want a shot abeing cool.
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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7998284 - 02/08/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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you have i wish i was cool names
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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