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Show me some top notch Engrish
    #7997674 - 02/08/08 07:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

There's lots out there, some better than others. Be discriminating. Post the best stuff!











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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997700 - 02/08/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

i especially like the first one.

this makes me wonder how much we fuck up words over here and have the japs making fun of us.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: appleorange]
    #7997727 - 02/08/08 07:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i'm pretty sure cabbages and condoms is a large franchise. my roommate went to one in like thailand or singapore, or some other SE Asian nation.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997742 - 02/08/08 07:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



i feel bad now...


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997748 - 02/08/08 07:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Cabbages and Condoms? I can't even begin to imagine what they were trying to say


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997755 - 02/08/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)











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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7997759 - 02/08/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I can't wait til a cabbages and condoms opens up near me. I can only think of one thing after I finish a big bowl of cabbage.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997805 - 02/08/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Engrish to the rescue!


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997875 - 02/08/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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This made me laugh for a few minutes.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7997906 - 02/08/08 08:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



EDIT: apparently this is a trendy clothing store


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #7997911 - 02/08/08 08:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

These are hilarious! More!


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: CherryBom]
    #7997917 - 02/08/08 08:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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These are hilarious!  More!



http://www.engrish.com

Help yourself. :thumbup:


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7997926 - 02/08/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
    #7997981 - 02/08/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)







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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
    #7998001 - 02/08/08 08:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)









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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Ferris]
    #7998080 - 02/08/08 09:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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WTF? that makes no sense...

but for 1.000 whatevers, i'd buy it.


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There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: MrBump]
    #7998155 - 02/08/08 09:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

makes perfect sense.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7998226 - 02/08/08 09:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I don't have pictures for these.

"Bite the wax tadpole." Coca-Cola name as originally translated into Chinese (later changed to "May the mouth rejoice").

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." Ad slogan "Pepsi comes alive" as initially translated into Chinese.


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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: zorbman]
    #7998273 - 02/08/08 09:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This threads TOO MUCH. I gotta have that t-shirt though, if I ever want a shot abeing cool.

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Re: Show me some top notch Engrish [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7998284 - 02/08/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you have i wish i was cool names

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