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bloodbrother778
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an idea to fuck cops over
#7994694 - 02/08/08 01:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ok I came up with this tonight and am probably going to start doing it once I get my car back, so I remembered that I've seen cannabis flavored incense and was wondering if there are air fresheners that smell like pot, here are 2 links I found:
http://www.cannabis-seeds.co.uk/products/617/skunk-air-freshener.html
http://www.blueq.com/shop/item/114-productId.125837581_114-catId.117440521.html
So I was thinking, why not drive around with that air freshener, making sure there's nothing illegal in the car of course, and if I ever get pulled over refuse the search, the officer will be likely to search anyway because of the smell, so after he doesn't find anything get his name and badge number and file an officer misconduct report against them for an illegal search. I probably won't get to use this though since I almost never get pulled over, only been stopped once like 2 years ago because I was speeding.
Maybe we should all start doing this to fuck over cops since they all want to fuck us over, just make sure not to have anything illegal in the car if you do it.
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lol funny, but a waste of time.
better yet, get high and do it.
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Yeah, great way to waste taxpayer's money, fucking tool.
How about not wasting a cop's time with your juvenile games?
As much as we all hate them, they still have a job no one likes, mouths to feed, and a life after work.
Dumbest Idea Ever. 
edited to add: Sorry, I was drunk and very frustrated last night. not going to erase it on principle of not hiding from my dumb comments.
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Edited by Crasher (02/08/08 03:07 PM)
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: Crasher]
#7994771 - 02/08/08 02:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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The real question is would these "air fresheners" fool a drug dog? If they would, they could actually be useful. I seem to recall reading that drug dogs false positives are recorded and that a dogs "hit" on illegal drugs can be thrown out of court if the dog has too many false positives. If the air fresheners cause lots of false positives some drug dogs could be discredited.
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: Ojom]
#7994819 - 02/08/08 03:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Have fun getting your car torn up and then going to jail for a roach you droped 3 months ago.
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: Cubie]
#7994861 - 02/08/08 03:41 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Have fun getting your car torn up and then going to jail for a roach you dropped 3 months ago.
For real. I haven't smoked in my car for at least 5 months, I even vacuumed it out a few times and I just found a roach the other day.
Nice idea though. It could royally fuck with the system if dogs hit on the air freshener, but in all actuality, this would probably lead to making pot scented air fresheners illegal.
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: Crasher]
#7995015 - 02/08/08 06:28 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Crasher said: Yeah, great way to waste taxpayer's money, fucking tool.
How about not wasting a cop's time with your juvenile games?
As much as we all hate them, they still have a job no one likes, mouths to feed, and a life after work.
Dumbest Idea Ever.
cops make their priority to search cars of citizens involved in thechnical traffic violations. I shed no tears for the cop "victimized" by these hijinks, its not like the driver choses to invite the scrutiny of police on victimless crimes upon himself.
I've been searched many a time, never found shit. not my fault the dog alerts every so often
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You will probably get a ticket for obstruction of view... Hangy things on the rear view mirror is against the law =-O
But they usually only throw that out there if they profile you and cant find any other reason to state why they pulled you over... Or if your an ass to them. (same with license plate covers that touch the letters or signs)
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: Crasher]
#7995918 - 02/08/08 11:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Crasher said: Yeah, great way to waste taxpayer's money, fucking tool.
How about not wasting a cop's time with your juvenile games?
As much as we all hate them, they still have a job no one likes, mouths to feed, and a life after work.
Dumbest Idea Ever.
Oh yeah like taxpayer money isn't being wasted already? Like making it a point to bust people for miniscule amounts of drugs isn't wasting taxpayer money?
Tool? How does that make me a tool? I'm not conforming to the system I'm trying to fight against it, I believe that makes me the opposite.....
Shit with all the bullshit that cops are pulling I want to make it a point for myself to make their lives harder as they make ours. We are so powerless against them in many cases, at least this is one way we can fuck them over..........God why do people have to insult simply because they disagree is that really necessary?
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: Crasher]
#7996053 - 02/08/08 12:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Crasher said: How about not wasting a cop's time with your juvenile games?
Whilst I agree that the OP is a tool, fuck you. There are better things to spend my tax dollars on.
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: GoodbyeOrb]
#7996179 - 02/08/08 01:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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......again how does that make me a tool?
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: GoodbyeOrb]
#7996256 - 02/08/08 01:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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GoodbyeOrb said:
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Crasher said: How about not wasting a cop's time with your juvenile games?
Whilst I agree that the OP is a tool, fuck you.
I actually laughed out loud for that.
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get his name and badge number and file an officer misconduct report against them for an illegal search.
haha. your car smells like pot. 'probable cause'.
sounds like a great idea. go nuts.
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: wilshire]
#7997042 - 02/08/08 04:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah i was thinking about that part, that might be true, but clearly there won't be any pot in the car.... so how stupid will the officer look trying to explain that.........uhhh i smelled pot.........but couldn't find any......uhhh fuck
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your presuming the cop and the supervisor gives a shit, which they probably won't. Traffic stops are pretext anyways
prolly better to go the legal route, you'll piss em off worse and if enough people do it perhaps the judges' will realize cops lie (although in this case he wasn't_
but you'll never win in court. cop says it smelled like weed, you say it didn't, so what? doubt it would survive summary judgement
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Re: an idea to fuck cops over [Re: GoodbyeOrb]
#7997469 - 02/08/08 06:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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There are better things to spend my tax dollars on.
Like busting real pot smokers?
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So I was thinking, why not drive around with that air freshener, making sure there's nothing illegal in the car of course, and if I ever get pulled over refuse the search, the officer will be likely to search anyway because of the smell, so after he doesn't find anything get his name and badge number and file an officer misconduct report against them for an illegal search.
Since they really did smell pot on you, it wouldn't be an illegal search.
It is common for the cops to smell pot and not be able to find it. Often people just finished smoking, just left a friends house, or hid it somewhere they didn't look.
Just because they don't find something once isn't really cause for disciplinary action as long as they had probable cause to do the search.
If many different people report that a cop lied about the probable cause, that would probably result in discipline, and also help get people off if that cop searches someone illegally and the persons lawyer can show that the cop has a history of searching people illegally.
Its likely that if you do this and they knew what was up, they would find something that a friend dropped under the seat a long time ago, or plant something on you.
Also I think it is very unlikely that the products you mentioned would really smell much like real pot. The terpenes that give marijuana its odor can be separated with fractional distillation, and the oils that come off at temperatures lower than THC boils at smell amazing, like a whole forest of pot. There is a company in manhattan that sells cologne made through that process, but it is very expensive.
If you are going to do this:
1) Get a digital voice recorder and keep it on you, so you can prove later what happened. 2) If possible have a friend video it 3) Don't involve a car, do it on foot 4) Don't even think about doing something like this unless you never plan on using drugs again, you don't want them to be searching you later at the wrong time.
This reminds me of the time about ten years ago that my friends and I wanted to do the same type of thing. We built a big water bong for the purpose of smoking tobacco only, and went to the downtown area to see what happened if we smoked a big bong in public. It ended up looking pretty ghetto, more like a crack bong, so much the better, we thought. First we smoked it in front of the movie theater, then in a busy park, and finally we got a table in the outdoor smoking section of starbucks and smoked it for awhile there. We saw a total of seven cops while smoking the thing but none of them noticed us. We concluded that they just weren't looking for drug use downtown in the middle of a million people, and thats why they didn't notice.
Many cities have a place where the police take suspects to beat them. Often it is in the forest or vacant lot, but in Park Ridge, Illinois, it is a small alley-type area between the police station and the houses nearby. A friend of a friend had a room that overlooked the area, and he saw cops take suspects out there to physically abuse them on many occasions. He offered to let me set up some video equipment in his window, and I really regret not doing it. Would have been incredibly satisfying to obtain hours of footage and bring copies of the tapes into the police station to demand that the perpetrators be brought to justice. The investigator would be like....Oh shit, thats me!
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There are better things to spend my tax dollars on.
Like busting real pot smokers?
No, like fixing the delays that I have to put up with at the USPS/DMV, and lowering liquor prices.
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