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Anonymous #1

I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard
    #7993744 - 02/07/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I really have no feelings for her and she sits directly next to me in class. The degree to which she likes me borders on stalking.

She just spilled the beans as to how much she actually likes me in an email and I'm not to sure as to what I'm going to say to her tomorrow. It's going to be really awkward.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7993769 - 02/07/08 08:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When a fat girl is crushing you and you don't have the strength to directly lift her, try rolling her, start from one side and roll her like a big bag of jell-o.
When you say she spilled the beans, was it a tub of beans or the regular 5 gallon bucket?


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Anonymous #1

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7993780 - 02/07/08 08:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

she's not fat, she's actually pretty and a nice person too, but we have absolutely nothing in common. we could be alright friends at best.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7993824 - 02/07/08 08:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

umm.. be straight up and honest, its alot easier in the long run


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Anonymous #1

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7993853 - 02/07/08 08:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Best thing to do too I think.

The fact that sits directly next to me is just going to be awkward for the rest of the semester. I don't do awkward well.

I guess shit happens.


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Anonymous #4

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7993933 - 02/07/08 09:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Once you validate her, she will leave you alone....

As soon as you tell her she's cute, and that you like her, then she will move onto her next victim.

Unless, she has like, fallen for you. Love at first sight kind of thing....

Best thing to do is just play it cool, humor her, but never say either way....

Also, the more advances you refuse, the more girls will try to make a pass at you. They hear you turned down a girl and immediatley they want to see if they have a chance. Even if it's catching a glance or a smile or lunch...

As soon as you sleep with a girl, all the more desireable girls feel like you're below them, and all the less desireable girls feel like they may have a chance....

Women... Go figure. It's a good thing that our culture says we should only have one at a time.....


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Anonymous #5

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7994058 - 02/07/08 09:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you fucker!
what are you thinking!
at least nail her once.
then you can tell her whatever the hell you want.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7994227 - 02/07/08 10:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

yea jut go out with her alteast get drunk.. who knows?

you might kick yoruself later thinking.. FUCK I WANT A GIRL AND I CANT GET ONE!!!!

This happens to me like... too much. So take the bait and see where it goes, if it don't go nowhere, I guaratee just because you talking to this girl others will flock.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7994271 - 02/07/08 10:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

And if you reject her, and then two months later realize your horny as fuck, and that youd do anything to be with her just so you can fuck her, but she now hates you... forever... and you never have a chance again.. you will regret it.. ohhhh you will regret it...


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Anonymous #7

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7994285 - 02/07/08 10:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

dont reject her blatantly. keep on flirting, but keep it platonic.
that way if you ever do get to DSHSB, she'll be ready & waiting.


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Anonymous #8

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7994915 - 02/08/08 05:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Be a player and walk it off nigga.


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Anonymous #9

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7995105 - 02/08/08 07:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You should jerk off while she's talking to you, then you can pwn that other thread


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Anonymous #10

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7995160 - 02/08/08 08:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

definitely bang her and then say you should just be friends. idiot.


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Anonymous #4

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7995748 - 02/08/08 10:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Keep it platonic with flirty undertones and a total lack of affirmation on her part.....

In other words, entertain her, but keep her confused as fuck...

As soon as she realizes that you like her, she's got the upper hand.

don't listen to all these 13 year old kids. They don't know shit about women.....

Other girls will see you hanging with her, and be like


"Are they dating?"

"No,. they're just friends"

"Awww... That's awesome... I bet he's awesome in bed"

"Yeah, for real. He's probably hung.... I bet he dates women from other countries"

"Probably... She thinks she's gonna get that, but I bet she won't"

"Right, that boy is way too fine for her....."

"He's in my Trig class.."

"No way, for real?"

"Yeah, and the other day, I dropped my pencil, and he picked it up for me"

"Nice..."

"I know right?"

"You should totally ask him out..."

"No way... He wouldn't go out with me.."

"Well, it's not like him and ***** are dating"

"I know, but she's so pretty, and they're not even doing it. There's no way he'd go out with me..."

"Well, that girl is just wasting her time, it's obvious he's not attracted to her."

"Fo real. She just needs to step off. Boy is too fine for her"

"I know, right?"


Dude...
See, I know how these creatures think...
I'm like the late Steve Irwin, but with Women instead of Crocs...

"Aye, 'Ave a lewk At Dis one heeyah. Shay's a foyeen, specimen. She' hasn't been breeded dis YeeAh, as you can Tell from dee color of her vagina there..."


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Anonymous #5

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7995754 - 02/08/08 10:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

lol
best post today


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Anonymous #4

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7995757 - 02/08/08 10:48 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:yesnod:  :lol:


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Anonymous #4

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7995787 - 02/08/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: nice


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Anonymous #11

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7995794 - 02/08/08 11:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Keep it platonic with flirty undertones and a total lack of affirmation on her part.....

In other words, entertain her, but keep her confused as fuck...

As soon as she realizes that you like her, she's got the upper hand.

don't listen to all these 13 year old kids. They don't know shit about women.....

Other girls will see you hanging with her, and be like


"Are they dating?"

"No,. they're just friends"

"Awww... That's awesome... I bet he's awesome in bed"

"Yeah, for real. He's probably hung.... I bet he dates women from other countries"

"Probably... She thinks she's gonna get that, but I bet she won't"

"Right, that boy is way too fine for her....."

"He's in my Trig class.."

"No way, for real?"

"Yeah, and the other day, I dropped my pencil, and he picked it up for me"

"Nice..."

"I know right?"

"You should totally ask him out..."

"No way... He wouldn't go out with me.."

"Well, it's not like him and ***** are dating"

"I know, but she's so pretty, and they're not even doing it. There's no way he'd go out with me..."

"Well, that girl is just wasting her time, it's obvious he's not attracted to her."

"Fo real. She just needs to step off. Boy is too fine for her"

"I know, right?"


Dude...
See, I know how these creatures think...
I'm like the late Steve Irwin, but with Women instead of Crocs...

"Aye, 'Ave a lewk At Dis one heeyah. Shay's a foyeen, specimen. She' hasn't been breeded dis YeeAh, as you can Tell from dee color of her vagina there..."





What poster are you?? That was seriously funny shit. (and I'm a woman)


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Anonymous #12

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7995808 - 02/08/08 11:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I seriously thought that was copy pasta from an aim conversation or something.


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Anonymous #4

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7995876 - 02/08/08 11:25 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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Anonymous #13

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7995982 - 02/08/08 12:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
she's not fat, she's actually pretty and a nice person too, but we have absolutely nothing in common. we could be alright friends at best.




Just fake it and fuck her. Trust me, this is the best route, and you'll kick your own ass later if you don't listen to me.


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Anonymous #5

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7996005 - 02/08/08 12:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
she's not fat, she's actually pretty and a nice person too, but we have absolutely nothing in common. we could be alright friends at best.




Just fake it and fuck her. Trust me, this is the best route, and you'll kick your own ass later if you don't listen to me.




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Anonymous #13

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7996201 - 02/08/08 01:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Just fake it and fuck her.  Trust me, this is the best route, and you'll kick your own ass later if you don't listen to me.




Oh yeah, I forgot.  Don't forget to post pics afterwards.:thumbup:


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Anonymous #14

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8003844 - 02/10/08 08:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

my fave poster didnt do it so lemme cite him:
"DRY SMASH HER SHITBOX!!!!!"


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Anonymous #15

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #8004890 - 02/10/08 02:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
my fave poster didnt do it so lemme cite him:
"DRY SMASH HER SHITBOX!!!!!"



QFT


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Anonymous #2

Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8005017 - 02/10/08 03:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Keep it platonic with flirty undertones and a total lack of affirmation on her part.....

In other words, entertain her, but keep her confused as fuck...

As soon as she realizes that you like her, she's got the upper hand.

don't listen to all these 13 year old kids. They don't know shit about women.....

Other girls will see you hanging with her, and be like


"Are they dating?"

"No,. they're just friends"

"Awww... That's awesome...  I bet he's awesome in bed"

"Yeah, for real. He's probably hung.... I bet he dates women from other countries"

"Probably... She thinks she's gonna get that, but I bet she won't"

"Right, that boy is way too fine for her....."

"He's in my Trig class.."

"No way, for real?"

"Yeah, and the other day, I dropped my pencil, and he picked it up for me"

"Nice..."

"I know right?"

"You should totally ask him out..."

"No way... He wouldn't go out with me.."

"Well, it's not like him and ***** are dating"

"I know, but she's so pretty, and they're not even doing it. There's no way he'd go out with me..."

"Well, that girl is just wasting her time, it's obvious he's not attracted to her."

"Fo real. She just needs to step off. Boy is too fine for her"

"I know, right?"


Dude...
See, I know how these creatures think...
I'm like the late Steve Irwin, but with Women instead of Crocs...

"Aye, 'Ave a lewk At Dis one heeyah. Shay's a foyeen, specimen. She' hasn't been breeded dis YeeAh, as you can Tell from dee color of her vagina there..."



Best post of '08

POTY

:kingcrankey:says so


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