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Anonymous #13
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Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7995982 - 02/08/08 12:01 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: she's not fat, she's actually pretty and a nice person too, but we have absolutely nothing in common. we could be alright friends at best.
Just fake it and fuck her. Trust me, this is the best route, and you'll kick your own ass later if you don't listen to me.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #13]
#7996005 - 02/08/08 12:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: she's not fat, she's actually pretty and a nice person too, but we have absolutely nothing in common. we could be alright friends at best.
Just fake it and fuck her. Trust me, this is the best route, and you'll kick your own ass later if you don't listen to me.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #13]
#7996201 - 02/08/08 01:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Just fake it and fuck her. Trust me, this is the best route, and you'll kick your own ass later if you don't listen to me.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Don't forget to post pics afterwards.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #13]
#8003844 - 02/10/08 08:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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my fave poster didnt do it so lemme cite him: "DRY SMASH HER SHITBOX!!!!!"
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8004890 - 02/10/08 02:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: my fave poster didnt do it so lemme cite him: "DRY SMASH HER SHITBOX!!!!!"
QFT
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I Have A Girl Who Is Crushing On Me Really Hard [Re: Anonymous #4]
#8005017 - 02/10/08 03:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Keep it platonic with flirty undertones and a total lack of affirmation on her part.....
In other words, entertain her, but keep her confused as fuck...
As soon as she realizes that you like her, she's got the upper hand.
don't listen to all these 13 year old kids. They don't know shit about women.....
Other girls will see you hanging with her, and be like
"Are they dating?"
"No,. they're just friends"
"Awww... That's awesome... I bet he's awesome in bed"
"Yeah, for real. He's probably hung.... I bet he dates women from other countries"
"Probably... She thinks she's gonna get that, but I bet she won't"
"Right, that boy is way too fine for her....."
"He's in my Trig class.."
"No way, for real?"
"Yeah, and the other day, I dropped my pencil, and he picked it up for me"
"Nice..."
"I know right?"
"You should totally ask him out..."
"No way... He wouldn't go out with me.."
"Well, it's not like him and ***** are dating"
"I know, but she's so pretty, and they're not even doing it. There's no way he'd go out with me..."
"Well, that girl is just wasting her time, it's obvious he's not attracted to her."
"Fo real. She just needs to step off. Boy is too fine for her"
"I know, right?"
Dude... See, I know how these creatures think... I'm like the late Steve Irwin, but with Women instead of Crocs...
"Aye, 'Ave a lewk At Dis one heeyah. Shay's a foyeen, specimen. She' hasn't been breeded dis YeeAh, as you can Tell from dee color of her vagina there..."
Best post of '08
POTY
says so
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