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The Shit Rag
    #7991482 - 02/07/08 12:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I ate some termites and had a vision
while I was in the stomach of a whale
it was more of an epiphany

but anyways, I realized

if you use the same shit rag to wipe your ass
over and over again
eventually it will just make you dirtier

SKIP TO MY LAST POST FOR THE REAL LESSON

I thought you guys at the genius convention might like this one


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE


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Re: The Shit Rag [Re: Cherk]
    #7991512 - 02/07/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

im all alone now
like I deserve
but still
it don't feel right

soon I will find a girl that likes satan
and we'll go hit jocks and nerds with staffs


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Re: The Shit Rag [Re: Cherk]
    #7991521 - 02/07/08 12:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

what are termites?


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Re: The Shit Rag [Re: Cherk]
    #7991553 - 02/07/08 12:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

last week I was at the bus stop
yelling as usual
I got a few "SKANKOMITES!" in
and "shigamagig" and shigamarig!"
then I took the stick I had and started banging the newspaper vending machine
then i got angry and flipped a guy in a jeep off and yelled "FUCK YOU!" as he pulled out of the whole foods parking lot accross the street

and he saw it and apparently became very angry
because he yelled back and also gave the bird and continued down the road until he could turn into a parking lot
probably to kick my ass
but luckily the bus I was waiting for was only 20 feet away at that point
and thankfully it arrived before the guy could get out of his jeep and kick my ass

I got on the bus and it drove by the angry guy who was now on his cell phone and pointing at me on the bus, as it passed, and he was yelling something

god that made my day
hahaha

true story
it was like something out of a movie


later that day, or maybe it was the next day
I decided the finger was too suggestive, so for my next victim
I made a gun with my right hand and pointed it at some beef head in a fucked up BMW and shot at him
you know like
"go get em tiger" or "get em tex"
and I winked and made that sound with my mouth "chu chuch"
and he too got very angry and his passenger opened his door as if to scare me



Ive realized I've finally achieved the level of bad ass ive always been after
now I pick fights with people bigger than me
and when there's a threat of getting stomped I remain calm

hahahaha


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Re: The Shit Rag [Re: Cherk]
    #7991601 - 02/07/08 12:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

admittedly ive been living a little beyond my means as far as living on the edge goes

I mean I'm only 20, it can't be natural to feel this high
If I keep this up Ill blow my top by the age of 40

im starting to experience after burn


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Re: The Shit Rag [Re: Cherk]
    #7991608 - 02/07/08 12:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

anyways

the lesson is
if you sell your junk to a village for all their tribal money before you are born; you will be the sound of one hand clapping forever


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