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bmiles
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sell my sperm
#7988952 - 02/06/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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for 65$ per load! http://www.spermbankcalifornia.com/donate-sperm.html haha... read the info. its great. i really need some cash, badly, and i figured this would be a good way. i'm looking into donating plasma too. http://sdbiohealth.com/donate.htm this website claims up to 1600$ per month. anyone have success stories with this? (getting lots of cash)
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Redstorm
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: bmiles]
#7989074 - 02/06/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Are you a college student?
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bmiles
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: Redstorm]
#7989078 - 02/06/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yes i am
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: bmiles]
#7989082 - 02/06/08 08:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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As long as you will test clean on a blood test, I would give it a whirl.
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bmiles
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: Redstorm]
#7989105 - 02/06/08 08:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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the only thing i'm worried about is pot, but i think i should be fine.
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Drunken_Jester
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: bmiles]
#7991232 - 02/07/08 11:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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It would be difficult for me to know that I might have some kid out there...but I have heard that a lot of places take down your height, ethnicity, profession and such so that the woman can decide what kind of man she wants - based on that I don't think woman would rush for my juice.
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I doubt you could make $1600 a month donating plasma. I just donated saturday for the first time and only got $35.
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# committing to the program for 1-2 years # donating 1-2 times a week
Jesus, if you donate twice a week for a year thats 6500 bucks :O Quite a nice sum of money for masturbating, heh. I wish there was similar facility near where I live 
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elnico
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: gilrand]
#7999513 - 02/09/08 09:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i can almost guarantee you wont get accepted. they are very strict in guidlines and secretive on what some of those are
they list the basics like height, family history, education, but in reality only something like 6 in a 1000 actually get approved.
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: elnico]
#7999661 - 02/09/08 10:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have clear sperm with barely white in it so I guess I cant have kids . That rly depressed me. Id probable get 10$ per lol. Some guy on TV was talking about this and he made 100$ per load and spent it on the super bowl.
I think they wont allow me becuz I'm 60% Italian and w/e 5'9'' very healthy though besides depression family has huge medical issues though. Kidney stones, diabetes blah blah. I always wanted to make 100+ in cash per load of sperm. Man I'd be loaded with cash.
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gilrand
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I'd certainly spend that money on something cool like SUPERBOWL aswell..
Do those companies actually sell those seeds for double (triple, quadruple..) price for some trailerpark whore wanting a child prodigy?
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bmiles
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: elnico]
#8002340 - 02/09/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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elnico said: i can almost guarantee you wont get accepted. they are very strict in guidlines and secretive on what some of those are
they list the basics like height, family history, education, but in reality only something like 6 in a 1000 actually get approved.
you don't know anything about me.
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: bmiles]
#8003860 - 02/10/08 08:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You're right, he doesn't. But even if you're a 7 foot kung fu expert with a degree in neuroscience, you still aren't that likely to get approved.
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: EllisDSox]
#8004477 - 02/10/08 12:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Isnt sperm the white part? If So I hardly have any white its clear. I want kids and this saddens me terrible.
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Muppet69_420 said: Isnt sperm the white part? If So I hardly have any white its clear. I want kids and this saddens me terrible.
WTF!!!!!! how old are u bro? i use to get white when i was like 14 dude!
ive heard somking pot decreases sperm cell production
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: iTrip]
#8017701 - 02/13/08 01:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Im 19 I use to have white sperm now it's clear BRO.
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Muppet69_420 said: Im 19 I use to have white sperm now it's clear BRO.
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elnico
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Re: sell my sperm [Re: bmiles]
#8019029 - 02/13/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i tried and 2 of my friends tried..all rejected... later we found out they are always looking for pple becuase pple are so hard to find
i dont need to know anything about you, statisticly you are going to get rejected, but its worth a shot, u can make some serious cash if u get lucky
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