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THEBats
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Marijuana and Your Penis...
#7987966 - 02/06/08 06:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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...that's right. Your penis.
Study - Marijuana smoking decreases penis size By Donald Green Wed, Feb 5, 2008, 3:24 PM
In a revealing new study involving 12 participants which was conducted by the Govt propaganda office against Marijuana, it has been shown that daily doses of the drug called Marijuana has been shown to dramatically shrink the male penis size.
Two of the study participants, who had both been consuming the drug for over 30 years of their adult life, have found their penis size to have been halved over the course of their lifetime. Test data and scientific analysis reveals that the male penis will shrink an average of .462 centimeters for every 100 grams of the drug consumed.
One study participant "John Doe", is left with a penis that is barely three centimeters long. "If I knew what I was getting into, I would have never started smoking this horrible plant. The ladies used to call me John Holmes, but now my penis is shorter than my pinky finger, and that's when it's erect. Marijuana has ruined my entire life."
This study was conducted over the course of 6 months. Other risk factors stemming from frequent use of the marijuana drug includes (but not limited to) Aids, Ebola, Bubonic plague and a sudden urge to mass murder at least seven people.
http://www.marijuanapenisstudy.com/
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wildchild68
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7987983 - 02/06/08 06:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7987988 - 02/06/08 06:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lmfao thats that funniest thing ive heard/read all day
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KrishnaDreamer
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7987997 - 02/06/08 06:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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One study participant "John Doe", is left with a penis that is barely three centimeters long. "If I knew what I was getting into, I would have never started smoking this horrible plant. The ladies used to call me John Holmes, but now my penis is shorter than my pinky finger, and that's when it's erect. Marijuana has ruined my entire life."
LOL.
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conducted by the Govt propaganda office against Marijuana
that should tell you something too.
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Drewwyann
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7988014 - 02/06/08 06:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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KrishnaDreamer said:
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One study participant "John Doe", is left with a penis that is barely three centimeters long. "If I knew what I was getting into, I would have never started smoking this horrible plant. The ladies used to call me John Holmes, but now my penis is shorter than my pinky finger, and that's when it's erect. Marijuana has ruined my entire life."
LOL.
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conducted by the Govt propaganda office against Marijuana
that should tell you something too.
It's not real, the site isn't even real. A joke.
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Poid
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7988396 - 02/06/08 07:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I used to smoke alot more during high school than I do now, and I don't have a small penis.
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: Poid]
#7988455 - 02/06/08 07:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey, I smoked marijuana everyday all day for about 5 years just recently cut back and as everyone here knows i don't have a small penis.
Its at least 2 inches in length.
Beat that you men of African decent.
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dlepi
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7988502 - 02/06/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow i really hope this story is fake. it's so poorly written. a 3 centimeter dick wow haha.
edit: wow im sorry for being a dumbass. i just reread the last line and i realized it really was fake lol
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Edited by dlepi (02/07/08 02:49 PM)
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Drewwyann
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: dlepi]
#7988577 - 02/06/08 07:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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its fake... jesus...
Can no one understand satire?
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: Drewwyann]
#7988607 - 02/06/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i don't believe that any man could have a 3 centimeter cock ha
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Nature Boy
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: milkman]
#7988675 - 02/06/08 07:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Actually, they most certainly can. Its congenital (not acquired by smoking pot) and its called an "infantile penis."
Quite problematic when you need to put a foley catheter in a guy in order to perform surgery. Seen several in my career. Had to use a infant feeding tube to drain the bladder of urine. N.B.
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7988740 - 02/06/08 07:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mushouse
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7988742 - 02/06/08 07:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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They told us that in middle school health class.
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: Mushouse]
#7988845 - 02/06/08 08:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lmao. im nodding on kratom right now just thought id let you guys know.
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norml840
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mine is only 3 inches........................from the ground.
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KrishnaDreamer
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: Psy Baba]
#7989101 - 02/06/08 08:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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eh, it didn't really pose itself as satirical, though i just reread the last line and that should've given it away.
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THEBats
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KrishnaDreamer said: eh, it didn't really pose itself as satirical, though i just reread the last line and that should've given it away.
"In a revealing new study involving 12 participants which was conducted by the Govt propaganda office against Marijuana."
and that didn't?
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Poid
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7989379 - 02/06/08 09:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
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KrishnaDreamer said: eh, it didn't really pose itself as satirical, though i just reread the last line and that should've given it away.
"In a revealing new study involving 12 participants which was conducted by the Govt propaganda office against Marijuana."
and that didn't?
I thought that sounded wierd, but I wasn't even considering whether or not this was satire, I just wanted to respond to it....
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KrishnaDreamer
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: Poid]
#7989635 - 02/06/08 10:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol and i though the govt propaganda office against marijuana was real...
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Poid
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KrishnaDreamer said: lol and i though the govt propaganda office against marijuana was real...
Honestly though, I wouldn't be surprised AT ALL if it were......
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Re: Marijuana and Your Penis... [Re: THEBats]
#7992435 - 02/07/08 04:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm gonna smoke a bowl to this.
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handicappedrat
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I read this while I was high and freaked tha fuck out X_X
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