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OfflineCherk
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the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels
    #7985218 - 02/05/08 11:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Im getting off
Im getting off the bisexual bus
its too complicated in there
my girls imaginary boyfriend
who I once maybe never slept with
drives the bus much better than me
with his gay sweater
he can keep his gay sweaters
cause im getting of the bisexual bus


everywhere I go people haunt me with their dicks and vaginas
they wear their privates like masks on their faces
only I am the only one who can see the mask and
if I ask why they are wearing a mask they say what mask
and the guy with the sweaters drives his bus by
and bangs his tao bells and says "its all in your head,
if you wanna see masks you will see masks"
and I give him directions to the chop shop
and when he's leaving and just out of striking distance
you know what he says?
he says "its not my fault you like to pick peanuts out of peoples shit"


so no, I will never suck your dick
never ever ever


please discuss


moderator: don't delete this thread, it has merit, even if the merit is just more peanuts in shit, but I got oatmeal in my pocket man, if you know what I mean, if you're gonna strike lightning on it at least move it, don't delete it


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE


Edited by Cherk (02/05/08 11:46 PM)


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Cherk]
    #7985224 - 02/05/08 11:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

this is good lesson for once


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Cherk]
    #7985304 - 02/06/08 12:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I once made the premature decision to get off that bus myself, not wanting to hurt a girl's feelings if I might have maybe flaked out. Then I realized I'd probably flake out on boys too, so I realized I wasn't actually as straight as I once resigned myself to believing, although I lean in that direction for sure.

It's probably easier to pick one or the other, gay or straight but it isn't necessarily being true to oneself. Sex and love are confusing no matter what.

I'm pretty fond of the terms 'heteroflexible' and 'homoflexible' as they make clear a person's general preference while also expressing thier interest for swinging the other way sometimes.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Cherk]
    #7985319 - 02/06/08 12:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I just saw a movie called Shortbus, it made being bi seem like a lot of fun.  :shirtlesssoldier:


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Middleman]
    #7985356 - 02/06/08 12:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Boys kissing boys is nice.


Edited by NiamhNyx (02/06/08 12:48 AM)


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #7985519 - 02/06/08 02:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I tried kissing another boy when I was five and it just didn't do it for me. :ohwell:

My bi friends sure do know how to have a good time though, they're so... um, uninhibited.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Cherk]
    #7985861 - 02/06/08 08:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My girlfriend is bi and she is more daring and dynamic in the bed than any straight woman I have been with.

And as to the inevitable threesome question, no, we are happily monogamous.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Cherk]
    #7985944 - 02/06/08 09:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

So... if your tao wheels go flat, will you need a tao truck?

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :tongue:


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2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
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4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Diploid]
    #7986079 - 02/06/08 10:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

ugh i was tripping with this gay dude and he put on short bus not exactly what i wanted to see at that moment or really ever.

i love that comment btw about tha tao truck greaT!
yeah im gona have to say that being straight is the shit but orgies are awesome unless a guy tries to kiss me or touch me in the a girl might. but i have to say i do enjoy bi girls cept when they steal my bitchez thats the worse.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Diploid]
    #7986518 - 02/06/08 12:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Diploid said:
So... if your tao wheels go flat, will you need a tao truck?

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :tongue:




You couldn't resist RIPPING SWAMI OFF? :mad2:

tao truck quote

"And when you get in an accident, you can call a Tao truck." ~ Swami

Can't say you never saw it as you responded ON THE VERY NEXT POST! :nono:


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7986574 - 02/06/08 12:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I thought I heard that on South Park or some such. But if it's Swami's, credit where credit is due. :bow:


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Diploid]
    #7986578 - 02/06/08 12:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You are absolved. :levitate:


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7988245 - 02/06/08 06:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

How do you remember such ancient history?


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Cherk]
    #7989099 - 02/06/08 08:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I am a bisexual male who is generally most attracted to lesbian women. This is a bad place to be in every way. Too gay for girls, too straight for guys, and most attracted to those not attracted to you. Hello.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Amber_Glow]
    #7989301 - 02/06/08 09:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That is a rough deal my friend. A rough deal in deed.

I have a similar problem. In the male department the type I like usually like me, but on the other side of the fence, I usually am only attracted to very feminine women. Very feminine women tend to be heterosexual, or at least come across as heterosexual, and so I'm too afraid to hit on them.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #7989309 - 02/06/08 09:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You sound dykey enough for me to be attracted to. You like slightly fem bi guys? :P


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #7989317 - 02/06/08 09:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

NiamhNyx said:
How do you remember such ancient history?




My brain is not damaged by drugs. I remember all of my 18,000 posts. :yesnod:


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Amber_Glow]
    #7989341 - 02/06/08 09:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

dykey women have always been an enigma to me. how could someone show absolutely no concern for their appearance and even be attracted to others who were the same way. :shrug:


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: appleorange]
    #7989375 - 02/06/08 09:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Not necessarily dykey in a bullish way. Just a girl that is a little androgynous, but still cute. I like short hair on a girl, for example.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: Amber_Glow]
    #7989474 - 02/06/08 10:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Amber_Glow said:
You sound dykey enough for me to be attracted to.  You like slightly fem bi guys? :P




:lol: For the record, yes. I do like slighty femmy bi guys, that's my most favourite category of men. But I'm not particularily dykey. I guess I can be sort of androgenous at times. I oscillate between the feminine end of androgyny and full out girlishness. The girlish phases are shorter lived then then andrgynous phases because jeans and leather jackets are more comfortable than librarian skirts and pointy toed flats. I'm also really stoked to finally have long hair for the first time in years.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: appleorange]
    #7989485 - 02/06/08 10:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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dykey women have always been an enigma to me. how could someone show absolutely no concern for their appearance and even be attracted to others who were the same way. :shrug:




This depends on the type of dyke you're talking about. I live in the dykiest neighbourhood in my west coast city, so I can tell you authoritatively that there are all kinds of dykes. Many of them dress well, they just cut thier hair short, wear looser jeans and hide thier boobies.


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Re: the bisexual bus and its philosophical tao wheels [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #7991474 - 02/07/08 12:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

NiamhNyx said:
Quote:

appleorange said:
dykey women have always been an enigma to me. how could someone show absolutely no concern for their appearance and even be attracted to others who were the same way. :shrug:




This depends on the type of dyke you're talking about. I live in the dykiest neighbourhood in my west coast city, so I can tell you authoritatively that there are all kinds of dykes. Many of them dress well, they just cut thier hair short, wear looser jeans and hide thier boobies.




Yes, it is really not about having no concern for their appearance, but rather not adhering to the cultural standards for appearing feminine.  Big difference.


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