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Ferris
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Now this was just plain spiteful of him
#7980931 - 02/04/08 11:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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You kill tens of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians, the logical next conclusion? The fucking whales.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/us/05sonar.html?ref=science
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Smackshadow
It's Time for Wild Speculation


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Re: Now this was just plain spiteful of him [Re: Ferris]
#7981101 - 02/05/08 12:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey man we must defeat the whales. They are a threat to national security. There are CIA and FBI reports that whales have access to atomic weapons. If nothing else we must have a strong military presence of midrange sonar ships to free the whales from other more extremest whales.
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Smackshadow
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Re: Now this was just plain spiteful of him [Re: Smackshadow]
#7981110 - 02/05/08 12:23 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Flip side,
Bush just wants their rich buttery whale oil.
-------------------- The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. ~H. L. Mencken~
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: Now this was just plain spiteful of him [Re: Smackshadow]
#7981170 - 02/05/08 12:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I heard that a sizable portion of whales are Al Qaeda. We must invade now.
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Re: Now this was just plain spiteful of him [Re: Smackshadow]
#7981171 - 02/05/08 12:41 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yea dude, everyone knows that Iraq gave their nukes to humpback bin laden king of the whales who plan to destroy the us.
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Cancer
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Re: Now this was just plain spiteful of him [Re: Ferris]
#7981184 - 02/05/08 12:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ferris said: You kill tens of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians, the logical next conclusion? The fucking whales.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/us/05sonar.html?ref=science
Actually the deathtoll for iraqis are at 1m
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: Now this was just plain spiteful of him [Re: Cubie]
#7981194 - 02/05/08 12:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's why we never found the WMDs! Saddam tied his nukes to a bunch of whales and sent them off to sea before the US invaded. I'm sick of these fucking whales and their terrorist sympathies.
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Coaster
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Re: Now this was just plain spiteful of him [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
#7981214 - 02/05/08 12:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i heard it causes sperm whales to surface too fast and get the benz
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Re: Now this was just plain spiteful of him [Re: Coaster]
#7981361 - 02/05/08 02:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Gotta Nuke Something.
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