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Offlinewearejellyfish
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how to spice things up
    #7980307 - 02/04/08 09:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

so i've been dating my boyfriend for five months now.
we've been having sex just about everyday.
and it's become very boring. same old routine.
it doesn't seem like he's going to take any action to spice things up, so i'll have to initiate things.
what kind of things should i initiate to make things hot?
we hardly engage in any foreplay, and i really wish we would, mostly because sometimes i'm not turned on enough before we have sex.

advice plz

and what kind of things do guys like for girls to do to them to reaaaalllly turn them on?


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7980347 - 02/04/08 09:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

this is like me and my girlfriend, except the opposite.

she doesn't ever want to do it/anything new.

and it's not me she's just like 'ohh i'm so busy blah blah' plus she's terrified of getting knocked up which i am too but that's what the pill is for..

i like when chicks motorboat my balls.


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7980383 - 02/04/08 09:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

that sucks. that really sucks.
just use both birth control and condoms. double protection.

explain the motorboat thing?


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Invisibleappleorange
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Re: how to spice things up [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7980411 - 02/04/08 10:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:smirk:

*I can't speak for your boyfriend, but I think candles and dim lighting are the shit. I totally reccomend that for the following

run a feather up and down his chest very slowly and really draw out the time while you do this, like 5 minutes or something. maybe have him blindfolded while you're doing it too.

then place your hands on him and just touch and massage him while occasionally touching the balls and weiner. only occasionally though. then nibble him on the ear and start kissing him all the way down until you reach his weiner.

i'm sure you know what comes after kissing his weiner.


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: appleorange]
    #7980419 - 02/04/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i don't know if i could take advice from someone that calls a penis a weiner.
:P


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7980457 - 02/04/08 10:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:borat:


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: appleorange]
    #7980856 - 02/04/08 11:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Hast thou tried traversing the Hershey Highway?

Sorry, I'm in a really immature mood. Perhaps change the location where you have sex? Nothing like a good romp on the kitchen counter:awesome:


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7982393 - 02/05/08 11:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe it's because you've only been dating for 5 months and are having sex every day? :-P

How old are both of you?

Is taking any sort of break from sex out of the question?


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7982486 - 02/05/08 12:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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wearejellyfish said:

we hardly engage in any foreplay, and i really wish we would, mostly because sometimes i'm not turned on enough before we have sex.






Tell him what you want then.

Foreplay is the shit. You should be foreplaying all day... by the time night comes, you'll both be pretty pent-up.


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:heartpump:


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7982617 - 02/05/08 01:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Foreplay is the shit. You should be foreplaying all day... by the time night comes, you'll both be pretty pent-up.




Great advice. One must lick it before one sticks it.

Fawplay's an art.:awesome::thumbup:


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7983877 - 02/05/08 06:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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wearejellyfish said:
so i've been dating my boyfriend for five months now.
we've been having sex just about everyday.
and it's become very boring. same old routine.
it doesn't seem like he's going to take any action to spice things up, so i'll have to initiate things.
what kind of things should i initiate to make things hot?
we hardly engage in any foreplay, and i really wish we would, mostly because sometimes i'm not turned on enough before we have sex.

advice plz

and what kind of things do guys like for girls to do to them to reaaaalllly turn them on?




sounds way too soon to be getting bored with sex jelly. honestly, you could try to spice it up, but i think you need to have a talk with him and tell him how youre feeling. it takes two in a relationship, that includes sex.

foreplay is key to a good sex life. try doing it for him and he may reciprocate for you, if not, then i suggest talking to him about it.

but, for me, i love when my fiancee just out of nowhere starts kissing me on the neck and works her way over my body and goes down on me. probably one of the hottest things she does. out of nowhere oral sex gets me incredibly sexually boost. :smile:

also, change into something sexy and lacy or see through without him knowing and go about your business like nothing is different. itll get his attention.

one sure fire way you could get some foreplay would be to go into another room, get naked, lay down comfortably, open your legs spread eagle and call him into the room. tell him you want him to lick you clean. if this doesnt work, then you have a man that has a problem with going down on girls.

:hippie:


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7984513 - 02/05/08 08:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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wearejellyfish said:
so i've been dating my boyfriend for five months now.
we've been having sex just about everyday.
and it's become very boring. same old routine.
it doesn't seem like he's going to take any action to spice things up, so i'll have to initiate things.
what kind of things should i initiate to make things hot?
we hardly engage in any foreplay, and i really wish we would, mostly because sometimes i'm not turned on enough before we have sex.

advice plz

and what kind of things do guys like for girls to do to them to reaaaalllly turn them on?




As much as one may seem to want it everyday (you, him or both), have a few days break, get both of you really horny. Initiate long foreplay, get him really revved up, don't satisfy his lust too soon.
Try different positions, if you don't know many, try work out new ones together.
Maybe even have sex outdoors, in someone else's bed, in the lounge etc... make sure you wont get walked in on.


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: flangenips]
    #7984728 - 02/05/08 09:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ha! Weiner.


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: CherryBom]
    #7984954 - 02/05/08 10:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

happy birthday?


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7987157 - 02/06/08 03:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Weiner, FTW.

srsly... I only have two things to say on this subject.

1) try going Dom on him. push him on the bed, tell him to shut the fuck up, and then shove your mound in his face and continue to use him like a sex doll.
2) I wish girls would just get a notepad, and a pen, and sit in front of a porn and take some notes. Notice how she sucks the dick like it has the antidote in it? notice how she looks him in the eyes? dont suck dick like you learned it from a manual (knob knob, shaft, knob knob, shaft, cup balls, knob).... even if you dont, just suck the dick like it is the hottest thing you have ever done.


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Re: how to spice things up [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7987937 - 02/06/08 05:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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YawningAnus said:
2) I wish girls would just get a notepad, and a pen, and sit in front of a porn and take some notes. Notice how she sucks the dick like it has the antidote in it? notice how she looks him in the eyes? dont suck dick like you learned it from a manual (knob knob, shaft, knob knob, shaft, cup balls, knob).... even if you dont, just suck the dick like it is the hottest thing you have ever done.




LOLOLOLOL

:grin:


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