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God fucked up!
#7967982 - 02/02/08 09:40 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sez so right in Genesis:
So the LORD said, "I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth—men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air—for I am grieved that I have made them."
After fucking up, he experiences guilt and regret. Nothing like a neurotic God.
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Not to mention that he's botched the job so far.
(quit reading the bible dude)
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Icelander]
#7968015 - 02/02/08 09:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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The Bible makes for great drama. There is lots of sex, violence, chariot crashes, miracles, begetting and begotting and so on.
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That's pretty much all it has to offer for me - but especially to the entertainment industry..
Good stories.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Middleman]
#7968278 - 02/02/08 11:28 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Genesis is supposedly based off Sumerian clay tablets. 'Elohim' refers to 'Gods' not 'God', which leads many to believe that it was literal extraterrestrials that are being referred to. I watched a video about a researcher that believed that Mount Sinai was actual the Great Pyramid and it was a Mystery School. When Moses went to the top of Sinai, a theory is that he actually went inside the pyramid and learned the esoteric teachings that most of us will only dream about.
Don't pass up the Bible. Its more important than we know.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: WScott]
#7968443 - 02/02/08 12:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Its more important than we know.
How do you know it's more important than we know?
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Icelander]
#7968479 - 02/02/08 12:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Icelander said: Its more important than we know.
How do you know it's more important than we know?
It says so in the Bible. Duh.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: WScott]
#7968517 - 02/02/08 12:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have read the bible several times and I never saw that. Please point it out to us.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Icelander]
#7968594 - 02/02/08 12:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Its called circular logic, staple of fundamentalist Christian debating. I have a feeling you were able to pick up on that, so seriously..
I say it is more important than we know because looking deeper into it can yield ideas like the ones I already mentioned, that's all. I wasn't hinting at something grandiose.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: WScott]
#7968617 - 02/02/08 12:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I never know what you're up to.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Icelander]
#7968646 - 02/02/08 01:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: WScott]
#7968674 - 02/02/08 01:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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This thread makes me feel like I OD'ed on K
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MushroomTrip said: This thread makes me feel like I OD'ed on K
lasy day of Roo for me ... wah wah wah
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: ShroomFan]
#7971266 - 02/02/08 11:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i love the bible, it's funny and spiritual at the same time. i love how the bible makes it so easy to make fun of those who take it literally but also contains a very powerful spiritual message for those who can see it.
i think ned flanders summed it up the best when he said:
"But i've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff. what more could i do?"
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: porcupine]
#7971301 - 02/02/08 11:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i love the bible, it's funny and spiritual at the same time.
so true 
i remember after a "disciple of jesus" was telling me about jesus and reading me things from the bible, later that night i got together with some friends and after we smoked a joint i started thinking about the bible and i laughed out loud and i said "the bible is hilarious!!" my friends just looked at me like 
i was laughing because someone can base their entire perspective on the bible itself, not just apply it to their own life, but actually imagine their world to be some kind of extension of the bible, which struck me as so absurd and ridiculous. but i wasn't laughing at it for being dumb, I was laughing because of the kind of power and reality that the Bible has in our world, but at the same time it's kind of cool because it's like this the "BIG BOOK OF LIFE" and it actually has a lot of wisdom in it. you know what i mean?
one of these days i should make a list of things in our reality like The Bible which make things more interesting
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After fucking up, he experiences guilt and regret. Nothing like a neurotic God.
Oh, the neurosis is deeper than that.
First he (he? God is male? What does God need a dick for?) fucked up. Then he was sorry and fixed the fuckup by drowning it in a great flood. Then he felt sorry (again!) and apologized to Noah. He even changed the rules of optical refraction such that the very first rainbow appeared in order to document his promise not to drown us again.
Which makes me wonder: how did people, whose eyes (lenses) depend on the same refraction that makes rainbows, see before God's sorry promise?
I could go on but you get the picture (pun, heheh).
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Diploid]
#7972426 - 02/03/08 11:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Diploid said:Which makes me wonder: how did people, whose eyes (lenses) depend on the same refraction that makes rainbows, see before God's sorry promise?
Michael Tsarion thinks that the flood was related to the destruction of Tiamat, a completely oceanic planet. These waters then came to earth and caused the great flood. According to Tsarion, earth had only one ocean at the time (around the Mediterranean Sea I think), so all of the the other oceans were created by the water of Tiamat. Perhaps prior to the Flood, there was not a sufficient amount of moisture in the atmosphere to create the conditions for a rainbow. With the newly added abundance of water on the surface of the earth, rainbows could then exist.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: WScott]
#7972446 - 02/03/08 11:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Space traveling water?
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Hah, hey, I'm not saying its true, but I just watched the video yesterday so its fresh on my mind. Stranger things have happened.. and oddly enough couldn't your post also describe humans?
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: WScott]
#7972503 - 02/03/08 11:30 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hah, hey, I'm not saying its true, but I just watched the video yesterday so its fresh on my mind. Stranger things have happened..
Such as? Fell free to expand.  The fact that "stranger things" have happened doesn't mean that THIS did.
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and oddly enough couldn't your post also describe humans?
Errr... what are you talking about?  Yes, my post describes humans... so does yours and every other post here. Wanna know why?  Because we're all humans.  Unless you believe some of us are aliens.  But I am asking you... what does this statement has to do with the subject?
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It was a terrible joke , humans being composed of mostly of water and how we've travelled through space to the moon.
And I don't think it would be too far fetched an idea to think that aliens might live among us. Seeing the pics in your gallery, I'd be surprised if you discounted the idea yourself.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: WScott]
#7972581 - 02/03/08 11:49 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Of course I thought about this possibility, but this doesn't mean that I believe it.  It's more related to my personal desires than any kind of evidence.
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OrgoneConclusion said: Sez so right in Genesis:
So the LORD said, "I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth—men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air—for I am grieved that I have made them."
After fucking up, he experiences guilt and regret. Nothing like a neurotic God.
haha, I just can't wait until his next book comes out! He'll make a fortune along with all those contribution to the church.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: WScott]
#7974367 - 02/03/08 05:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Michael Tsarion thinks that the flood was related to the destruction of Tiamat
According to the geologic record, there never was any such flood.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Cracka_X]
#7974376 - 02/03/08 05:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I just can't wait until his next book comes out!
I'm just gonna wait for the movie.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Diploid]
#7974619 - 02/03/08 06:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol if there is a god, he put out the bible as a joke.
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: evolprim]
#7974931 - 02/03/08 07:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yes God, I love you too. <3
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Cracka_X]
#7977272 - 02/04/08 11:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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OrgoneConclusion said: Sez so right in Genesis:
So the LORD said, "I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth—men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air—for I am grieved that I have made them."
After fucking up, he experiences guilt and regret. Nothing like a neurotic God.
haha, I just can't wait until his next book comes out! He'll make a fortune along with all those contribution to the church.
Haha, how will it be called ? 'Testaments revised', 'The Third Truth', 'The final Testament', 'PANcake', 'The Big Family', 'All Too Human', 'Never Wrong Again', 'All Is Wrong', 'All Is Truth', ''Shrooms and Revelations', 'The Whole Story', ... ? Can't wait too, maybe we should (let us be) start(ed) writing,
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Re: God fucked up! [Re: Diploid]
#7978515 - 02/04/08 04:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Diploid said: I just can't wait until his next book comes out!
I'm just gonna wait for the movie.
He already did, The Passion. Mel recieved devine inspiration in making that.
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Can't wait too, maybe we should (let us be) start(ed) writing,
hey, join the club with joseph smith and elron hubbard!
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