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Caught little brother in my room...again...
    #7967053 - 02/01/08 10:50 PM (16 years, 5 hours ago)

I don't know how many of you remember the horror stories about my asshole brother but he's at it again. I go into my room after returning from the grocery store and I find a empty water bottle filled with iced tea, something I rarely do and I rarely drink these days. I made sure I racked my brain before I accused him of being in there. So after some thought I concluded it's not mine, or my dad's because he's in bed.

I come downstairs, bottle in hand, and say "What's this doing in my room?"

"I dunno"

"I don't drink iced tea, and I definitely didn't have this in my room."

"I dunno"

"WTF do you mean you don't know, don't fucking lie to me, why were you in my room?"

"Dude...I...I told you I wasn't in you room... you on' e'en kno."

I walked into the kitchen to collect my thoughts before I ended up stabbing him, then returned to the living room.

"How are you just gonna straight up lie to me?"

"What do you mean"

"I know for a fucking fact you're snooping around in there, and i fucking caught you."

"You on' e'en kno"

After that I told him that when I move out he never has to talk to me again, but as long as I remain in this house, stay away from me AND my shit. I really hate him. It kind of hurts to say it, but I have no love for him. I've put up with so much disrespect from his ignorant loser ass that I wish I never saw him again. I want to blink him out of existence, for me and my dad's sake.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967065 - 02/01/08 10:54 PM (16 years, 5 hours ago)

I used to say that about my brother, but now that we never have to see eachother, we find that we have a lot in common and are okay friends.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Ferris]
    #7967088 - 02/01/08 11:02 PM (16 years, 4 hours ago)

It's who he is as a person that I hate though. He's a leeching waste of life.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967099 - 02/01/08 11:05 PM (16 years, 4 hours ago)

That really sucks.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967100 - 02/01/08 11:05 PM (16 years, 4 hours ago)

Get a lock for your room.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7967103 - 02/01/08 11:06 PM (16 years, 4 hours ago)

Whats he looking for when he goes in there?


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967107 - 02/01/08 11:07 PM (16 years, 4 hours ago)

before my parents kicked my brother out when we were both living there i ended up having to buy a key lock and lock my room EVERY time i left it. thieving fuck would take anything worth taking.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7967130 - 02/01/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 4 hours ago)

Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Get a lock for your room.




stealthify your operations.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967151 - 02/01/08 11:18 PM (16 years, 4 hours ago)

Subject


Edited by TheCow (02/01/08 11:49 PM)


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #7967169 - 02/01/08 11:21 PM (16 years, 4 hours ago)

He's looking for smoke, smoking utensils, anything that's mine that he feels he can use as his own.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967270 - 02/02/08 12:03 AM (16 years, 3 hours ago)

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"You on' e'en kno"



Huh???


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967293 - 02/02/08 12:11 AM (16 years, 3 hours ago)

Next time, say your friend got real sick off it and he(your bother) will need help..If he says need to go, you know.

Then give him the ass beating of his life.:crankey:


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Brainiac]
    #7967294 - 02/02/08 12:12 AM (16 years, 3 hours ago)

next time put anthrax all over your stuff.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: CureCat]
    #7967369 - 02/02/08 12:50 AM (16 years, 3 hours ago)

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CureCat said:
Quote:

"You on' e'en kno"



Huh???




It's like "You don't even know" but spoken as all vowels. He's a wigger, it's how he talks.

When he says "No" It's always like, "Naaaaahhhhh nahhhh"

"Hello" Sounds like "Yawuss goooot"


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: CureCat]
    #7967375 - 02/02/08 12:52 AM (16 years, 3 hours ago)

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CureCat said:
Quote:

"You on' e'en kno"



Huh???



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Modern typical youth slurring of "you do'nt even know".
There is only so much one can take from family members and friends. I myself am an only child, so fortunately I only had to put up with garbage parents. To anybody that says "always keep your bond with family strong, no matter what", I have to say "You on' e'en kno"
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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967379 - 02/02/08 12:55 AM (16 years, 3 hours ago)

How old are you?


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967389 - 02/02/08 01:01 AM (16 years, 3 hours ago)

Wiggers are a product of misunderstood and confused youth who are incapable of attaining their own identity and culture because they are unable to relate to the culture they are born into. Thus they drift and grasp at anything which is different then that which is presented by those who he does not trust or understand. Seeing an interaction that is impressive automatically registers as favorable behavior and thus becomes a part of their behavioral pattern.

Your brother is just an empty shell acting on basic mindless reactions. He needs you as a brother more than any other time in his life right now. You're probably the only one in his life that could change his future for the better.

Just something to think about...

P.S. - This is true of all youth sub-cultures.
Ex.- Children who seek pity and attention are easily lured into an emo culture.
Ex#2- Children who seek recognition and respect are easily lured into poor excuse for hip-hop culture and often times into sports as well.

I'm not saying those who play sports are tools (although many are) and I'm not saying that hip-hop culture is just a bunch of kids who are disconnected from their parents. Mimicking the face of hip-hop culture is what these kids do, true hip-hop culture remains untouched and unaffiliated.


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: Newbie]
    #7967406 - 02/02/08 01:09 AM (16 years, 2 hours ago)

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NewbieShroomie said:
It's like "You don't even know" but spoken as all vowels.  He's a wigger, it's how he talks.

When he says "No"  It's always like, "Naaaaahhhhh  nahhhh"

"Hello" Sounds like "Yawuss goooot"



:rofl:

I say "naw", and speak in a quite a lot of slang... but i guess how i mix it with my otherwise somewhat studious vocabulary, it doesn't sound so retarded. 

What the hell is "Yawuss goooot" supposed to be, if spelled or pronounced properly??


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: CureCat]
    #7967409 - 02/02/08 01:11 AM (16 years, 2 hours ago)

"Yes, what is good?" = "Yes, is anything currently going on with you that would be of interest?"


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Re: Caught little brother in my room...again... [Re: emrandel]
    #7967411 - 02/02/08 01:12 AM (16 years, 2 hours ago)

That is him to the T. The only problem is, he has no respect for me. I can't be a role model to someone who will gladly sit join me in a toke, but go through my shit behind my back, then blatantly lie when he's caught red handed. My dad has influence on him anymore, he's a huge enabler. The household is turning to hell, and I'm the only normal one here, for now. I really want to take my stuff and leave but I have nowhere to go.

I've sat and talked to him brother to brother before, and it seems he hears me but then he just turns around and betrays my trust time after time. I've been trying to sleep for the past hour but I'm just too pissed off to. I dunno, now I'm just rambling.....

I'm fuckin sick of this.


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