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Is My Penis Too Big?
    #7962342 - 01/31/08 09:48 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Well,

Me and my girlfriend who are both virgins, will be doing the deed sometime fairly soon I imagine. When it comes to the whole penis size issue though, I am very confused. The internet doesn't really give a clear answer as to whether big is good or bad. My penis is about 10-11" fully erect and I'm really confused if this is going to be painful or not for her. I'm sure the first time will hurt eitherway. But, generally speaking, is 10-11" too big?

Thanks and hopefully some girls can respond here.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7962398 - 01/31/08 09:59 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

You might fuck her up a little with a biggun' like that.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: dill705]
    #7962434 - 01/31/08 10:05 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

This figures to be painful sex.
Make sure to loosen her up a little bit by fingering and/or eating her out first.  If go straight to ploddin around with that fuckin baby hippopotamus, you're liable to scar her for life.  :boxerface:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7962595 - 01/31/08 10:38 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

LoL, well since it is anonymous, no one is gonna call you on being a show off.

But uhh, hopefully she's not small is all I can say. 

You better go reeeeally slow and not too deep the first... however many times, 'till she can take it.  :undecided:

Make sure to pay attention to if she is in pain, because if you hurt her badly, she won't want to do it again.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: CureCat]
    #7963079 - 02/01/08 12:42 AM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Yeah, if this isn't a joke, I wouldn't even try to go at it without a REALLY REALLY long foreplay session. Just build it up until you guys can't help but stay off each other. Might be hard to time everything right if its your first time though. Just make sure shes ready before you do the official deed. Also, go and get some KY - it will probably be a necessity.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7963196 - 02/01/08 01:38 AM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Woman on top. She controls penetration and speed. Will be easier for her. Or tell her to play with a cucumber for a week then call you! :irish:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #7963208 - 02/01/08 01:43 AM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Yes, good call. On both accounts. heh.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: CureCat]
    #7963289 - 02/01/08 02:27 AM (16 years, 1 day ago)

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Woman on top. She controls penetration and speed. Will be easier for her. Or tell her to play with a cucumber for a week then call you! :irish:



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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: VisualLearner]
    #7964084 - 02/01/08 09:43 AM (16 years, 17 hours ago)

Yeah man, take it slow at first. The vag is a very versatile organ and will expand to accommodate your wang but thou must first lick it before you stick it, as others here have so astutely pointed out.

Best of luck, young fucker.  :headboard:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7964184 - 02/01/08 10:12 AM (16 years, 16 hours ago)

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The vag is a very versatile organ and will expand to accommodate your wang




Umm, no. Not always. There are physical limits.
If she is smaller than average, i have doubts about it working at all.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: CureCat]
    #7964217 - 02/01/08 10:22 AM (16 years, 16 hours ago)

Yes there are obviously limitations but during childbirth the vag can expand to allow a child's head to pass through... it uses this ability during sex as well.

Don't discourage this guy from at least trying. OP, just do what these folks have suggested, that is, heavy on the foreplay and get her really wet then do your thing but SLOWLY at first. Or just tell her to do the cucumber thing :lol:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7964247 - 02/01/08 10:31 AM (16 years, 16 hours ago)

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Yes there are obviously limitations but during childbirth the vag can expand to allow a child's head to pass through... it uses this ability during sex as well.



And childbirth literally TEARS the vagina. It doesn't just "expand".

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Don't discourage this guy from at least trying.



I'm not. I never said "don't even try". I gave suggestions, and agreed with some other good suggestions that might help.

I'm simply saying, that I doubt he wants to hurt her, and I doubt she wants to be hurt. So, I'm just clearing up the distinctions between SEX and CHILDBIRTH.
Childbirth is said to be one of the most painful experiences for a woman who chooses to go through it. I certainly doubt a woman would want to experience anything comparable a second time, unless it was necessary to get a baby out.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: CureCat]
    #7964289 - 02/01/08 10:46 AM (16 years, 16 hours ago)

You're absolutely right cat, it can definitely end up being very painful for the girl. What I should have gotten across is that OP should test the waters slowly while checking if she's in pain.

It may or may not work for the girl but it's very possible that she could take it for the reasons I mentioned earlier. Start with the girl on top so she can control it.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7964319 - 02/01/08 11:00 AM (16 years, 16 hours ago)

If a baby can come out of that thing, then his penis isn't too big.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Maverick]
    #7964360 - 02/01/08 11:12 AM (16 years, 15 hours ago)

Did you totally not read my last post explaining why that is a BAD COMPARISON??

I'll recap:

Childbirth = Tearing = Pain
Sex = ....?

Look. How about this. I couldn't take it without getting hurt badly.
That is why I said hopefully she is not smaller than average.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: CureCat]
    #7964871 - 02/01/08 01:04 PM (16 years, 13 hours ago)

hmm...

ok. thanks for the replies guys. i'm a virgin by the way too, so in no way shape or form is this thread meant to be about bragging. i'm going to be pretty gentle my first time with her because of the circumstances.

generally speaking though, is my penis too big? I mean, is sex going to be uncomfortable for most women I have sex with? growing up, guys had the idea that having a big schlong made you a man or something and I felt pretty good about myself, but after actually reading about the topic, I just don't fucking know anymore. I'm confused as shit as whether a big penis is good or not. the media drills into your head that big=good, but then I read of women saying that sex is uncomfortable for them because of the size of their boyfriends penis.

i'm just really confused here. i'm sure vagina's vary in size, but generally are all about the same.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7964953 - 02/01/08 01:32 PM (16 years, 13 hours ago)

Generally speaking, there is not a "yes" or "no" answer to your question.

In terms of bragging rights, and some women who might like that size or are larger themselves, it is a good thing.

For a lot of women, it may be uncomfortable, or perhaps not even manageable.
I imagine there will be very few women who will be able to comfortably fit 10 inches in them all the way.
Which of course would be lame for you, since you would only get partial stimulation.
If you try to go too deep, you could hit her cervix, which REALLY HURTS.

Generally (see exceptions), a larger (taller, larger bone structure- not fatter) woman would be able to comfortably fit a larger penis.
So, if you date smaller chicks, you will probably have more sexual struggles.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7965071 - 02/01/08 02:01 PM (16 years, 13 hours ago)

OP, I've actually had your problem a few times. You don't need to go all the way in and bottom out at her cervix (yikes!) for a good time. Aim for shallower penetration, which would probably be good for the both of you as the majority of her nerve endings are in the first 3 inches of her vagina anyway. Unless you are really thick (my problem) as well it shouldn't be so hard to work around it.

Cat, do you have any sources for this information about a woman's vagina depth correlating to bone structure? I can't imagine this being the case as there is no evidence to suggest that penis size correlates with bone structure in men. It sounds a bit like that big hands/big feet then big penis rule of thumb you always hear about men.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7965631 - 02/01/08 04:33 PM (16 years, 10 hours ago)

I'm calling this guy out. He is a liar. He wants attention for some reason, even if we don't know who he is.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7965680 - 02/01/08 04:45 PM (16 years, 10 hours ago)

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robbyberto said:
I'm calling this guy out. He is a liar. He wants attention for some reason, even if we don't know who he is.




Agreed. It always makes me lol when people say things like 'is 10 inches big?'.

If they're asking that question then there's a good chance they already googled it anyway.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7965697 - 02/01/08 04:50 PM (16 years, 10 hours ago)

I like to brag about my penis being average then when the chick see's it they are even more dissapointed because my dick is tiny as fuck!


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7965774 - 02/01/08 05:08 PM (16 years, 9 hours ago)

A picture would solve this controversy


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7967408 - 02/02/08 01:10 AM (16 years, 1 hour ago)

"MY DICK IS THE BIGGEST DICK EVAAAAAAR" is that too big? srsly how do you not know if 10-11 inches is big?

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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7967412 - 02/02/08 01:12 AM (16 years, 1 hour ago)

Looking back on it, that is kinda suspect. 10-11 inches is not just above average, it's MONSTROUS! Are you measuring from the tip of your shlong to your asshole or something?


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7968501 - 02/02/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Well, if your girlfriend can't handle it, then my suggestion would be that you go right into porn.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7968532 - 02/02/08 12:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Virus_with_Shoes said:
Looking back on it, that is kinda suspect. 10-11 inches is not just above average, it's MONSTROUS! Are you measuring from the tip of your shlong to your asshole or something?




He's using the Adam Carolla method, "From my asshole to just beyond the tip of my dick."


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: jonathanseagull]
    #7968681 - 02/02/08 01:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: Well put.

Anyway, OP if you're still lurking or reading this and you weren't totally bullshitting us let us know how your escapade went.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7970112 - 02/02/08 07:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

well.

it was great in regards to how close we were drawn together, but as for the sex itself. she was pretty uncomfortable and I could only get a third of my penis in, I'm hoping this is just because of how tight she was this time. maybe she will loosen up over time.

will her vagina get looser or get more accustomed to the size of my penis? I know this thread sounds silly and borderline fake, but I'm being completely serious.

i know john holmes had a really big penis. were there any girls that were able to fit his entire penis inside? i'm just hoping I will be able to have regular sex, that's all.

thanks for the good replies I got.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970131 - 02/02/08 07:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Pics or gtfo.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7970141 - 02/02/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Phumfeinz said:
Pics or gtfo.




:lol:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7970146 - 02/02/08 07:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

To put things in perspective


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7970189 - 02/02/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Haha it looks like a penis


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7970199 - 02/02/08 07:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2:
I didn't even notice that!


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7970213 - 02/02/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

if I had a camera phone or digital camera, I would definitely take a picture of my penis. I do have a scanner, but it's in the kitchen and I still live with my parents, so that's definitely not going to happen.

i measured my penis accurately with a ruler, it's 9 1/2" officially.

i really wish my penis was about 7" or something, I'm afraid that sex is going to suck for me.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970220 - 02/02/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It would be worse to be on the other side of the bell curve. Don't worry dude.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970253 - 02/02/08 07:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Give it up. Nobody believes you. Take a picture of your penis being measured in front of the shroomery homepage and I'll believe you. It's nearly physically impossible for ones penis to be that big. Your penis would be in the 99.9999 percentile in size. I don't see why you're trying to sound believable.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7970367 - 02/02/08 08:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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I want to see your cock





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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7970419 - 02/02/08 08:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Do it when they're sleeping then. If U dont show picz u r probably a dirty FAAAKER


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970470 - 02/02/08 08:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

do you call fake on people who have cancer?

this is physical and mental well-being, not otd.

I doubt there's really anything left to discuss. cheers everyone and to the posters who replies seriously, a big thanks to you. :hippie:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970499 - 02/02/08 08:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

No. Because cancer is life-threatening and not something to brag about. Asking retarded questions like "IS A 11 INCH PENOR 2 BIG?!" and not backing up such a ridiculous claim is retarded.

If you didn't know that 11 inches is too big you're an idiot.

Cancer is not a ridiculous claim unlike claiming to have an 11inch dick. People have nothing to gain from claiming they're going to die.
How the fuck do you compare cancer to a dick?
BTW how can you have the audacity to make this claim and then after so many people doubt you basically say "well you doubt me if you want but its true"


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970535 - 02/02/08 08:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

someone sounds kinda grumpy.

you have a small weiner?


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: appleorange]
    #7970548 - 02/02/08 08:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

no but I don't get what people get out of claiming to have some ridiculous cock.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970557 - 02/02/08 08:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

in the kama sutra males and females are classified into different groups of member size/cavity, and pairing pleasure is ordered arranged accordingly.. 11 inches is like ermm i forgot the name, but there are women who can work with that. length is important but so is girth so keep the blood flow dont ever ever cum because the women are string to steal your googoo juice, but then you can cum when youre ready to bind minds with her, or she needs the nutrients in her mouth/butt/face.. the pussy destroys all the good juice so dont waste your cum in her pussy unless shes ready to make a baby, otherwise its just foul gross uncouth disrespectful. got to treat the womenr right, whats the male:female ratio in your home town? remember 1 woman is the queen, and she is not to be fucked with by other men or those men must die. but after that there is some acceptability in flow of women to women, until they are queened. so treat these hos as nice as youd have wanted your queen to be treated. deflowering girls is not that fun, its work. so let the virgins fall in love and run away to france because they are holier than us old hors


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970559 - 02/02/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

haha,

the dudes never gotten laid. don't tell me that before you were a virgin you knew all the inner workings of a vagina.

cheers to that guy for having a big dick and you need to lighten up some learningtofly.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970567 - 02/02/08 08:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

We gave him some pretty good advice before we started flaming him so I think he should be good to go with that.

With that said, you are a statistical anomaly and people are well within reason to question you saying you have an 11 inch cock...well now you're saying it's 9.5". You would silence the critics if you posted a picture and/or made some calls to Ripley's Believe It Or Not.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970574 - 02/02/08 08:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
no but I don't get what people get out of claiming to have some ridiculous cock.




Jeez... give him the benefit of the doubt


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7970892 - 02/02/08 10:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7970910 - 02/02/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Are the measurements for that graph erect or flaccid? I'm guessing erect, though it wasn't explicit.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: CureCat]
    #7971289 - 02/02/08 11:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The measurements are obviously for erect. If those numbers were for flaccid we'd all be hung like mules.:rofl:

By the way cat, is that Chacaron song on your profile a serious song or a joke? He sounds like a drunken Homer Simpson  :oogle:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #7972724 - 02/03/08 12:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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Woman on top. She controls penetration and speed. Will be easier for her. Or tell her to play with a cucumber for a week then call you! :irish:




He could always earn the nickname "Vlad the Impaler" this way, too; making women both fear and respect him.

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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8005988 - 02/10/08 06:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: the free thinker]
    #8005999 - 02/10/08 06:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8006081 - 02/10/08 07:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: the free thinker]
    #8006109 - 02/10/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8006139 - 02/10/08 07:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

robby, you sound way too desperate at redeeming yourself.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: appleorange]
    #8006147 - 02/10/08 07:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I don't like being called gay. Sorry. Lets all just go ahead with the "the lady doth protest too much" rhetoric. Whatever.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8006166 - 02/10/08 07:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Let her get on top. She'll set the pace and control the penetration!


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8006169 - 02/10/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it's the internet, you'll survive, i promise :hug:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8006483 - 02/10/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Use the scanner while your parents are sleeping.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #8008493 - 02/11/08 11:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

loosen her up with a bit of fingering?? hahaha how about fist?? :rofl2:
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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: mescalinaz]
    #8012719 - 02/12/08 10:32 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

how is the width? that is gonna be more of a determining factor than length -- you dont have to go all the way in.

it is great for those odd positions though -- my penis is small i guess its average according to the charts but theres alot I cannot do where my pelvis and hers are not right next to eachother, because only the head will go in, and come out easily with movements.

you will have no problems my friend. feel lucky


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #8014835 - 02/12/08 08:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Well, I say do it nice and slow this weekend with your girl. Be nice. It's going to hurt her.. alot... so maybe let her go ontop. And the cucumber bit is priceless.

Maybe consider going into the adult entertainment industry with a 10" penis. Because most women won't be able to handle you and I hear pornstars like it big; you don't have to worry about the size issue. You will live a charmed life.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Ginseng1]
    #8020214 - 02/13/08 10:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

10" isn't too big...

this is too big



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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: kake]
    #8020285 - 02/13/08 11:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

To the picture above me: JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST!

To the OP: Don't worry man, you've got a good lot in life when it comes to shlong size. The ladies will be clawing down your door once word gets out.


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