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Invisibleappleorange
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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970535 - 02/02/08 08:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

someone sounds kinda grumpy.

you have a small weiner?


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: appleorange]
    #7970548 - 02/02/08 08:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

no but I don't get what people get out of claiming to have some ridiculous cock.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970557 - 02/02/08 08:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

in the kama sutra males and females are classified into different groups of member size/cavity, and pairing pleasure is ordered arranged accordingly.. 11 inches is like ermm i forgot the name, but there are women who can work with that. length is important but so is girth so keep the blood flow dont ever ever cum because the women are string to steal your googoo juice, but then you can cum when youre ready to bind minds with her, or she needs the nutrients in her mouth/butt/face.. the pussy destroys all the good juice so dont waste your cum in her pussy unless shes ready to make a baby, otherwise its just foul gross uncouth disrespectful. got to treat the womenr right, whats the male:female ratio in your home town? remember 1 woman is the queen, and she is not to be fucked with by other men or those men must die. but after that there is some acceptability in flow of women to women, until they are queened. so treat these hos as nice as youd have wanted your queen to be treated. deflowering girls is not that fun, its work. so let the virgins fall in love and run away to france because they are holier than us old hors


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Invisibleappleorange
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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970559 - 02/02/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

haha,

the dudes never gotten laid. don't tell me that before you were a virgin you knew all the inner workings of a vagina.

cheers to that guy for having a big dick and you need to lighten up some learningtofly.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970567 - 02/02/08 08:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

We gave him some pretty good advice before we started flaming him so I think he should be good to go with that.

With that said, you are a statistical anomaly and people are well within reason to question you saying you have an 11 inch cock...well now you're saying it's 9.5". You would silence the critics if you posted a picture and/or made some calls to Ripley's Believe It Or Not.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7970574 - 02/02/08 08:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
no but I don't get what people get out of claiming to have some ridiculous cock.




Jeez... give him the benefit of the doubt


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7970892 - 02/02/08 10:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

edit...


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7970910 - 02/02/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Are the measurements for that graph erect or flaccid? I'm guessing erect, though it wasn't explicit.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: CureCat]
    #7971289 - 02/02/08 11:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The measurements are obviously for erect. If those numbers were for flaccid we'd all be hung like mules.:rofl:

By the way cat, is that Chacaron song on your profile a serious song or a joke? He sounds like a drunken Homer Simpson  :oogle:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #7972724 - 02/03/08 12:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

MistaUNGA said:
Woman on top. She controls penetration and speed. Will be easier for her. Or tell her to play with a cucumber for a week then call you! :irish:




He could always earn the nickname "Vlad the Impaler" this way, too; making women both fear and respect him.

:lol:

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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8005988 - 02/10/08 06:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

edit...


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: the free thinker]
    #8005999 - 02/10/08 06:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

edit...


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“People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.” -Karl Pilkington



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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8006081 - 02/10/08 07:20 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

edit...


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: the free thinker]
    #8006109 - 02/10/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

edit...


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“People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.” -Karl Pilkington



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Invisibleappleorange
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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8006139 - 02/10/08 07:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

robby, you sound way too desperate at redeeming yourself.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: appleorange]
    #8006147 - 02/10/08 07:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I don't like being called gay. Sorry. Lets all just go ahead with the "the lady doth protest too much" rhetoric. Whatever.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8006166 - 02/10/08 07:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Let her get on top. She'll set the pace and control the penetration!


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8006169 - 02/10/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it's the internet, you'll survive, i promise :hug:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8006483 - 02/10/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Use the scanner while your parents are sleeping.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #8008493 - 02/11/08 11:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

loosen her up with a bit of fingering?? hahaha how about fist?? :rofl2:
btw going for a war with this cannon?


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