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Dobie
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I like to brag about my penis being average then when the chick see's it they are even more dissapointed because my dick is tiny as fuck!
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
#7965774 - 02/01/08 05:08 PM (16 years, 10 hours ago) |
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A picture would solve this controversy
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learningtofly
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"MY DICK IS THE BIGGEST DICK EVAAAAAAR" is that too big? srsly how do you not know if 10-11 inches is big?
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Looking back on it, that is kinda suspect. 10-11 inches is not just above average, it's MONSTROUS! Are you measuring from the tip of your shlong to your asshole or something?
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grassman
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Well, if your girlfriend can't handle it, then my suggestion would be that you go right into porn.
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jonathanseagull
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Quote:
Virus_with_Shoes said: Looking back on it, that is kinda suspect. 10-11 inches is not just above average, it's MONSTROUS! Are you measuring from the tip of your shlong to your asshole or something?
He's using the Adam Carolla method, "From my asshole to just beyond the tip of my dick."
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Well put.
Anyway, OP if you're still lurking or reading this and you weren't totally bullshitting us let us know how your escapade went.
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well.
it was great in regards to how close we were drawn together, but as for the sex itself. she was pretty uncomfortable and I could only get a third of my penis in, I'm hoping this is just because of how tight she was this time. maybe she will loosen up over time.
will her vagina get looser or get more accustomed to the size of my penis? I know this thread sounds silly and borderline fake, but I'm being completely serious.
i know john holmes had a really big penis. were there any girls that were able to fit his entire penis inside? i'm just hoping I will be able to have regular sex, that's all.
thanks for the good replies I got.
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Thin White Duke
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Pics or gtfo.
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WhiskeyClone
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Quote:
Phumfeinz said: Pics or gtfo.
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Virus_with_Shoes
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To put things in perspective
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WhiskeyClone
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Haha it looks like a penis
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Virus_with_Shoes
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 I didn't even notice that!
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Anonymous #1
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if I had a camera phone or digital camera, I would definitely take a picture of my penis. I do have a scanner, but it's in the kitchen and I still live with my parents, so that's definitely not going to happen.
i measured my penis accurately with a ruler, it's 9 1/2" officially.
i really wish my penis was about 7" or something, I'm afraid that sex is going to suck for me.
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WhiskeyClone
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It would be worse to be on the other side of the bell curve. Don't worry dude.
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robbyberto
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Give it up. Nobody believes you. Take a picture of your penis being measured in front of the shroomery homepage and I'll believe you. It's nearly physically impossible for ones penis to be that big. Your penis would be in the 99.9999 percentile in size. I don't see why you're trying to sound believable.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
#7970367 - 02/02/08 08:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: I want to see your cock
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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learningtofly
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Do it when they're sleeping then. If U dont show picz u r probably a dirty FAAAKER
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Anonymous #1
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do you call fake on people who have cancer?
this is physical and mental well-being, not otd.
I doubt there's really anything left to discuss. cheers everyone and to the posters who replies seriously, a big thanks to you.
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learningtofly
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No. Because cancer is life-threatening and not something to brag about. Asking retarded questions like "IS A 11 INCH PENOR 2 BIG?!" and not backing up such a ridiculous claim is retarded.
If you didn't know that 11 inches is too big you're an idiot.
Cancer is not a ridiculous claim unlike claiming to have an 11inch dick. People have nothing to gain from claiming they're going to die. How the fuck do you compare cancer to a dick? BTW how can you have the audacity to make this claim and then after so many people doubt you basically say "well you doubt me if you want but its true"
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