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OfflineDobie
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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7965697 - 02/01/08 04:50 PM (16 years, 11 hours ago)

I like to brag about my penis being average then when the chick see's it they are even more dissapointed because my dick is tiny as fuck!


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7965774 - 02/01/08 05:08 PM (16 years, 10 hours ago)

A picture would solve this controversy


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7967408 - 02/02/08 01:10 AM (16 years, 2 hours ago)

"MY DICK IS THE BIGGEST DICK EVAAAAAAR" is that too big? srsly how do you not know if 10-11 inches is big?

I CALL SHENANIGANS ON YOU


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InvisibleVirus_with_Shoes
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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: learningtofly]
    #7967412 - 02/02/08 01:12 AM (16 years, 2 hours ago)

Looking back on it, that is kinda suspect. 10-11 inches is not just above average, it's MONSTROUS! Are you measuring from the tip of your shlong to your asshole or something?


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7968501 - 02/02/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Well, if your girlfriend can't handle it, then my suggestion would be that you go right into porn.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7968532 - 02/02/08 12:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Virus_with_Shoes said:
Looking back on it, that is kinda suspect. 10-11 inches is not just above average, it's MONSTROUS! Are you measuring from the tip of your shlong to your asshole or something?




He's using the Adam Carolla method, "From my asshole to just beyond the tip of my dick."


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: jonathanseagull]
    #7968681 - 02/02/08 01:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: Well put.

Anyway, OP if you're still lurking or reading this and you weren't totally bullshitting us let us know how your escapade went.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7970112 - 02/02/08 07:28 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

well.

it was great in regards to how close we were drawn together, but as for the sex itself. she was pretty uncomfortable and I could only get a third of my penis in, I'm hoping this is just because of how tight she was this time. maybe she will loosen up over time.

will her vagina get looser or get more accustomed to the size of my penis? I know this thread sounds silly and borderline fake, but I'm being completely serious.

i know john holmes had a really big penis. were there any girls that were able to fit his entire penis inside? i'm just hoping I will be able to have regular sex, that's all.

thanks for the good replies I got.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970131 - 02/02/08 07:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Pics or gtfo.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7970141 - 02/02/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Phumfeinz said:
Pics or gtfo.




:lol:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7970146 - 02/02/08 07:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

To put things in perspective


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #7970189 - 02/02/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Haha it looks like a penis


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7970199 - 02/02/08 07:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2:
I didn't even notice that!


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7970213 - 02/02/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

if I had a camera phone or digital camera, I would definitely take a picture of my penis. I do have a scanner, but it's in the kitchen and I still live with my parents, so that's definitely not going to happen.

i measured my penis accurately with a ruler, it's 9 1/2" officially.

i really wish my penis was about 7" or something, I'm afraid that sex is going to suck for me.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970220 - 02/02/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It would be worse to be on the other side of the bell curve. Don't worry dude.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970253 - 02/02/08 07:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Give it up. Nobody believes you. Take a picture of your penis being measured in front of the shroomery homepage and I'll believe you. It's nearly physically impossible for ones penis to be that big. Your penis would be in the 99.9999 percentile in size. I don't see why you're trying to sound believable.


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7970367 - 02/02/08 08:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
I want to see your cock





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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7970419 - 02/02/08 08:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Do it when they're sleeping then. If U dont show picz u r probably a dirty FAAAKER


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970470 - 02/02/08 08:33 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

do you call fake on people who have cancer?

this is physical and mental well-being, not otd.

I doubt there's really anything left to discuss. cheers everyone and to the posters who replies seriously, a big thanks to you. :hippie:


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Re: Is My Penis Too Big? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7970499 - 02/02/08 08:37 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

No. Because cancer is life-threatening and not something to brag about. Asking retarded questions like "IS A 11 INCH PENOR 2 BIG?!" and not backing up such a ridiculous claim is retarded.

If you didn't know that 11 inches is too big you're an idiot.

Cancer is not a ridiculous claim unlike claiming to have an 11inch dick. People have nothing to gain from claiming they're going to die.
How the fuck do you compare cancer to a dick?
BTW how can you have the audacity to make this claim and then after so many people doubt you basically say "well you doubt me if you want but its true"


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