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SneezingPenis
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Give your sex tips!
#7959094 - 01/31/08 03:39 AM (16 years, 1 day ago) |
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sorry ladies, but this is going to be somewhat lopsided, cause we dont care to hear about what makes your man hot and horny really.... but feel free to post things that have been done to you to that made panty pudding.
so basically, just post tips that have anything to do from pre-coital flirting to making breakfast. we arent here to debate whether or not someones technique works or not, just to give some tips on how to make the sheets a little stickier.
for example... this sounds gay now that I have to type it out... but.
I growl in their ear. right when you are mounting, or a little before it, and you are rolling around kissing, necking, sucking/biting on the ears.... I growl like a lion... more like a deep purr. it isnt like "grrr" but basically just inhaling deep and having that dangly ball thing shutter the air so it rattles your chest. Im serious... it works every time. instant panty pudding. it brings out some primal lust and also tickles them.
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SneezingPenis
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jeez... no one?
either you dont want to share, or no one here gets laid.
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MushmanTheManic
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Snuggling.
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coulterIV
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The ‘wham-bang-thank-you-ma’am’ mentality of modern sexual habits has also played a part in keeping the mystery of woman and the ambrosia (female ejaculation) undiscovered, or in some way hidden and repressed. The deeper, subtler aspects of sexuality have little appeal to most, yet these can actually lead to a much greater experience of erotic pleasure, as well as the activation of the ‘three sacred waters’ (the three types of female ejaculate).
foreplay and knowing how her body works makes the difference. Rubbing her inner thigh and a massage in general will get her juices flowing. my understanding of tantra is something that sex is godlike and this meditation is most appealing if the woman truly believes she is a god.
where is my goddess?
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Re: Give your sex tips! [Re: coulterIV]
#7961166 - 01/31/08 05:22 PM (16 years, 1 day ago) |
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giggle
Edited by wearejellyfish (01/31/08 05:32 PM)
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IgnatiusJReilly
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are we talking about fucking, here?
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wearejellyfish
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no, but you are
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IgnatiusJReilly
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relax, i was being funny.
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Re: Give your sex tips! [Re: coulterIV]
#7961182 - 01/31/08 05:28 PM (16 years, 1 day ago) |
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Hell yeah massage. Works every damn time. EVERY time. You sit on the couch while she sits on the floor in front of you. Do your massage thing, lean in and start feeling her tits and then move her panties to the side and do that and then if she's a good woman she'll turn right around and take off your pants...
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SneezingPenis
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yes, everything. tricks that make it better, or foreplay shit..... whatever.
all the other crap posted is rather obvious and bland. tips that people might not know. things like neck kissing and snuggling fall into the "no shit" category.
anything goes, even if you have a preferred lube or something, let us know. basically, little things that make the entire process of sex (seemingly) more enjoyable for her.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Lay her on her back and put a pillow underneath her ass. Lifts that shit right up for the right angle and slip it in and don't stop. Works every time. And if you got a girl that can let go, orgasms on top of orgasms, pretty cool.
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wearejellyfish
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yeah. the pillow works great
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IgnatiusJReilly
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i prefer to build the tension in the room as much as possible and then let her have it.
what i mean by this is as such: say we're having a lovely dinner of pork chops and light beer. i'll look out over the single candle that seperates us and stare into the abyss of her eyes and say, "Long Day?"
and she'll look down at her plate while she chews and say with a mouthful, "it was okay."
we'll continue this banter for a while and allow the awkward and meaningless silences to grow between us more often. when we're done i'll continue sitting and finish my beer while she gathers the plates and piles them in the sink. as she gets out the gloves and dishsoap i'll playfully tease, "They were a little dry. Next time maybe watch them a little more closely?"
she won't say anything and I'll burp or something and it will get a little darker in the room. thoughts will boil in her mind while mine remains empty. she'll turn the water a little hotter and scrub a little harder. she'll make little mouth movements as she cleans the plate that I spilled salt all over. I'll calculate some more, and then strike.
what were we talking about again?
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LeftyBurnz
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oil massage.
i kiss her slowly from her toes to her neck and back.
i do this thing, im sure some of you have figured it out, but when i go down on her, i usually have a finger or two working the g-spot area, and i press my lips firmly together, but not so tight they wont move, and i inhale deeply and i sort of "hum" with my lips, i force the air through steadily and slowly so that it vibrates my lips pretty well, at the same time i make a deep vibrational sound with my throat. its hard to explain, but it sounds to me like my lips and my throat are harmonizing when i do it correctly. i do that on her clit while playing with the G, and i can usually get her off in less than 5 mins that way.
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Re: Give your sex tips! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7964119 - 02/01/08 09:54 AM (16 years, 16 hours ago) |
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that's a pisser, Ignatius.
I like gently nibbling on her ear, seems to get chicks worked up.
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The humming trick is awesome, growling is good, but nibbling on ears... Ehh not so much (although that might just be me, I'm pretty sure there must be ladies who like this). I don't have any particularly awesome tips, although I do highly recommend O'My brand lube for those who enjoy buttsecks.
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Re: Give your sex tips! [Re: mayfly]
#7967327 - 02/02/08 12:26 AM (16 years, 1 hour ago) |
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oh my god, do i ever love buttseks
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MOTH
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I know it's a little weird, but sometimes I like to be treated roughly during sex, like an animal. Have you ever seen two mammals in the wild just go at it? It's really intense and sometimes I like getting in touch with that primal energy when I'm being banged. I like having my neck squeezed, not too hard, but enough to where I feel adrenalin start to shoot through my body. I also like to be thrown around and bitten and yeah, in the spirit of what I just described I would probably enjoy growling too, male or female partner.
Unfortunately most of what I wrote is fantasy, based on a collaboration of many experiences. I have even tried denying and lying to myself that I like rough sex, but it's true; it's easier to get the blood racing and passion rising for me if there is intense physical contact. I don't really have a sexual partner right now to experiment. I haven't had sex in ages.
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Re: Give your sex tips! [Re: MOTH]
#7968079 - 02/02/08 10:12 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Rough sex is awesome! 
Nothing better than taking a girl from behind and really going at it, slamming it in hard or just one of those sessions that migrates from the kitchen or something to the bedroom. I love small girls b/c they're easier to pick up and toss around in a fit of passion (sounds so wrong) and are just generally cute.
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MOTH
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I feel slightly bitter right now because I cannot remember the last time someone "took me with passion," like what you are describing.
Oh well. I suppose I can channel my frustrated sexual energy into a creative outlet of some kind.
There is one other thing I should mention in this thread: continuous eye contact is really key.
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