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Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up
    #7956769 - 01/30/08 05:31 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

so my mom picked up this brochure from her friend on how to keep kids away from marijuana or whatever and it has a bunch of "facts" which they claim to be scientific and true. she's gullible as hell and since she accidentally ate my pot brownie, she's seen the "terrors" of weed and keeps trying to prove to me how bad it is for me trying to get me to quit.

here's some text from the brochure that make me :lol:

"Marijuana can lead to a host of health, social, and behavioral problems at a crucial time in kids' life"

"Smoking marijuana is just as bad as smoking cigarettes, and you already know how dangerous tobacco smoke is to your health."

"More kids enter drug rehabilitation for marijuana than for all other illegal drugs combined."

"If you're smoking marijuana, you could do things that jeopardize your future, like having sex or doing other drugs."


"Marijuana use is associated with violent behavior. Kids who use marijuana weekly are four times more likely to engage in violent behavior than those who don't."
^^^ this is just plain false :rofl:

time to light up a joint :rastamon:


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: razmablues]
    #7956784 - 01/30/08 05:33 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

To this day, the propaganda rolls in like shit through the drain pipes.


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7956798 - 01/30/08 05:36 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7956812 - 01/30/08 05:39 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Most of those (except the violent behavior one) have a shred of truth to them. Obviously though, they are overhyped and hide the truth through supposedly non-normative statements


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7956813 - 01/30/08 05:39 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)



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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Psy Baba]
    #7956910 - 01/30/08 05:53 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

"Marijuana can lead to a host of health, social, and behavioral problems at a crucial time in kids' life"

This is more conjecture than fact.. True, teens should be getting out and engaging in healthy activity rather than being stoned and watching cartoon network all day long... However this line is greatly exaggerated.  Helen Lovejoy is out somewhere bellyaching "Someone think of the children!"


"Smoking marijuana is just as bad as smoking cigarettes, and you already know how dangerous tobacco smoke is to your health."


Actually cigaretessses are worse because of thier addictive properties, extra-additives, and frequency of use.  And no, I dont already know how dangerous tobacco smoke is to my health... why dont you try to brainwash me some more w/ your TV propaganda.

"More kids enter drug rehabilitation for marijuana than for all other illegal drugs combined."


I suppose this is a good thing, Marijuana is less mild than alcohol.
And is only ILLEGAL for political reasons.

"If you're smoking marijuana, you could do things that jeopardize your future, like having sex or doing other drugs."

And if im smoking marijuana, I could also paint my skin blue like a clown and walk in the middle of traffic with my pants down. Some things dont happen if you possess common sense.


"Marijuana use is associated with violent behavior. Kids who use marijuana weekly are four times more likely to engage in violent behavior than those who don't."

Yeah, if the motherfucker ganks your hershey bar.. and even then you'd still be too passive to do anything.  After reading this, youre four times more likely to kiss my ass.


time to light up a joint :rastamon:


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Cancer]
    #7956920 - 01/30/08 05:55 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

I think it's fucking hilarious that your mom accidentally ate your pot brownie.

I'm laughing irl as I type this.


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: g00ru]
    #7956967 - 01/30/08 06:03 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

she went to the hospital, she thought she went insane... the concept is funny, but the reality of it guilt tripped me hardcore.


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: razmablues]
    #7956976 - 01/30/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

After she came down, did she regret that the trip didn't last longer?
Did she beg you for more of the brownies? :lol:


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7956988 - 01/30/08 06:06 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

ha... her response was going to get me that brochure... i think they pumped her with thorazine or something to calm her down in the hospital, everyone thought it was a panic attack.

the only good thing she says came from it was it was delicious to have with her tea.


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    #7957463 - 01/30/08 07:48 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Chemy]
    #7957493 - 01/30/08 07:53 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

its funny how people say shit like that, a cop told me that it kills brain cells, then i told him how im graduating suma cum lada in math and ahead of schedule, he was like ya right
then i was like ya, right
then he shut up and gave me my ticket


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Coaster]
    #7957512 - 01/30/08 07:56 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

You are seriously in college?


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: razmablues]
    #7957552 - 01/30/08 08:01 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Wow.
That's amazingly stupid, and false.


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Coaster]
    #7957679 - 01/30/08 08:25 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
its funny how people say shit like that, a cop told me that it kills brain cells, then i told him how im graduating suma cum lada in math and ahead of schedule, he was like ya right
then i was like ya, right
then he shut up and gave me my ticket




lol I've always though you were cool, but I must admit I would never have thought you were in college.

I guess you don't really put much effort into your typing.


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: g00ru]
    #7957691 - 01/30/08 08:27 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

less time into typing=more time for shmokin


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Coaster]
    #7957709 - 01/30/08 08:31 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

shmokin anything can and will cause health problems :crazy2:


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: Coaster]
    #7957775 - 01/30/08 08:45 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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then i told him how im graduating suma cum lada in math and ahead of schedule




...i'm skeptical, seeing as how you can't even spell summa cum laude. granted it's latin, but still.


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: razmablues]
    #7957902 - 01/30/08 09:15 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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"More kids enter drug rehabilitation for marijuana than for all other illegal drugs combined."




That's because of all the diversion programs. Kids get busted with a joint and are made by the court, or their lawyer to go to rehab. It drastically reduces the sentence for drug charges.


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Re: Marijuana Brochure my mom picked up [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7957950 - 01/30/08 09:25 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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Coaster said:
then i told him how im graduating suma cum lada in math and ahead of schedule




...i'm skeptical, seeing as how you can't even spell summa cum laude. granted it's latin, but still.



spellEEEEEng is four loserz
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